The Easter Bunny looks different this year

April 10th, 2009 // 109 Comments

Hey, guys, going to close up shop for the holiday weekend, but don’t worry, we’ll be rising again on Monday chock full o’ booze and Cadbury eggs. In the meantime, here’s Miranda Kerr in the latest Victoria’s Secret ad campaign which somehow represents Easter. I think. Back me up, Jesus.

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  1. timmy the dying boy

    first

  2. Pooh

    First

  3. male commenters

    We’ve already got our easter eggs…up our butts and vibrating.

  4. timmy the dying boy

    And nummy num nums.

  5. ELmo

    the lighting looks wrong! Photoshop!

  6. Anexio

    She’s okay if you’re into looks I guess.

    Heres a video of Miranda Kerr at YouTube…YUMMY!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU

  7. mafme

    Why is her head so small in the first pic? Is that the new aesthetic that gay male designers are going to try to foist upon us? Disgustingly skinny girls to strangely proportioned girls?

    Nothing against gay male designers– but gay men really don’t know what hetro men like about women.

  8. yeah yeah

    butterface…

  9. annie

    Welllllllllll. i must say..
    very meeeeh.
    Not sexy at alllllllllll

  10. Boopeh

    Because this add campaign isn’t as much aimed at men as it is at women

  11. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Helloha!

  12. Galtacticus

    Great post! Well done!

  13. Rhialto

    Where ma sweetie? Good job!

  14. Since women are staying younger and younger would those be considered granny undergarments, they sure dont look sexy enough…aside from that she looks delectable…

  15. “Why is her head so small in the first pic?”

    the pic is completely PHOTOSHOPPED…many small details and aspects that you feeble minded plebeins would not notice…you know, the kind of people who remark “that person is SO UGLY,” but they have no clue why: “i don’t know he/she just IS!”

    anyways, her head was reduced because she doesn’t have a small head IRL – google image her. also, the contours and lines of her sinuous body were accentuated, and her skin was given artificial vibrance etc.

  16. bobo

    where’s her girlfriend orlando?

  17. Gando

    She walks light as a feather towards us! Brilliant post!

  18. un

    upon first glance her arm appears as if it’s screwed on backwards in pic number one. freaky, lol

  19. Sauron

    Gracious like an elves queen she does a pirouette! Is it just me or are the posts getting better?

  20. meee

    #15 is completely right. i don’t think i’ve ever seen such obvious photoshopping/airbrushing in my life.

  21. question

    As some others have already noticed, this is way photoshoped. But, someone needs to get his airbrushing lessons straight, ’cause this is photoshop gone wrong. I mean, does this chick actually need it? How come I have the feeling she would actually look way better without it? How can this lack of proportions be beautiful or sexy in any way? I really just don’t get it.

  22. Mike

    These pictures represent Easter, all right–They’ve got more color added to them than a basket of Easter eggs.

  23. Meh

    Skinny, no muscle-tone, fake boobs, boring vapid expression. When are they going to put straight guys in charge of picking the models for Victoria’s Secret?

  24. Megan

    #23 -

    You just described the perfect woman of every vapid, boring, run-of-the-mill straight man ever. Maybe they are already choosing the models.

  25. Megan

    #23 -

    You just described the perfect woman of every vapid, boring, run-of-the-mill straight man ever. Maybe they are already choosing the models.

  26. Millicent Jones

    Victoria’s Secret sure has lowered it’s standards for their models.

  27. Alyssa

    She looks like my cousin – who’s 12….
    Um, at least I know Cynth will be beautiful when she’s 19 *^_^*

    very pretty but so young looking in the face. Makes ME uncomfortable, I dont know about the average 30 year old guy…

  28. so-calist pigs

    Why isn’t anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weakness…perhaps ?…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY

    How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the “pirate” situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn’t we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI

    This is a sign of what’s ahead for all of us….weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK …and trust me…most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don’t even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don’t let it slip away.

  29. moooo

    she didn’t have a boob job, it’s just the usual intense victoria’s secret airbrushing. or maybe it’s just a very effective pushup bra they are advertising.

  30. girls

    She’s actually 26, not 19.

  31. Yipes

    Nothing gives me a boner like a chick with fetal alcohol syndrome….

  32. Bin There

    She’s one of those girls that look really good from about 100 feet away, and then when you get closer, and see their face up-close, you want to puke.

  33. Valerie

    DAMN she gets paid more than all the haters put together….

  34. Dickrod

    Her head ain’t small, it’s the rest of her body that is too long. Don’t forget she’s 5ft 10″. She’s also on tip toe which elongates her body to a 6 footer.

    But I still think she is gorgeous. It’s funny how chubby her cheeks are when she has hardly got fat on the rest of her body. Freak of nature but stunning.

  35. @ Photoshop’d-

    I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

    NICE FAIL loser…

  36. @ Photoshop’d-

    I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

    NICE FAIL loser…

  37. @ Photoshop’d-

    I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

    NICE FAIL loser…

  38. @ Photoshop’d-

    I love it when amateur photoshop tools comment to try and seem like they know what they are talking about.

    NICE FAIL loser…

  39. c45j

    she is beautiful… but photoshop ruins these pictures.

  40. …………………………………THE EARS ARE MISSING, folks!!

  41. mafme

    “”Why is her head so small in the first pic?”"

    the pic is completely PHOTOSHOPPED…many small details and aspects that you feeble minded plebeins would not notice…you know, the kind of people who remark “that person is SO UGLY,” but they have no clue why: “i don’t know he/she just IS!”"

    anyways, her head was reduced because she doesn’t have a small head IRL – google image her. also, the contours and lines of her sinuous body were accentuated, and her skin was given artificial vibrance etc.”

    No shit, genius. I thought her fucking head changed sizes at will. Maybe I should have been clearer so a plebeian (note spelling) who actually believes himself to have mental prowess on tap could understand. What is the aesthetic reasoning behind making her head disproportioned to her body? It’s like someone asked you, “Why are you here?” and you answered, “Because this is where my car stopped.”

  42. monique

    was this girl air brushed or does she realy look like that and she is even wering bunny ears so how is she meant to look like a fricken bunny

  43. SHE IS AMAZING!

    click on my name

  44. mikeock

    Drats. My boner ripped my jammies.

  45. mikeock

    #23 is a closet homo.

  46. What a bunny style. So nice. The endoser was so beautiful. I like it.

  47. Adobe

    #28 is photoshopped. No commenter could possibly be that retarded.

  48. Rhialto

    A very well balanced light footed girl!

  49. kitty_ket

    Am I the only one who doesn’t see the appeal with this girl? To me, she looks like a really skinny little boy wearing a wig. There are WAY hotter VS models.

  50. Erica.

    This girl makes me feel like shit about myself.

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