Someone apparently thought it’d be adorable to dress their young daughter up to meet her idol Dita Von Teese at a book-signing for “Dita: Stripteese” in LA yesterday. Because if there’s anyone a little girl should want to be when she grows up, it’s an ex-porn star turned fancy stripper who had sex with Marilyn Manson. It’s basically every father’s dream for his little princess right underneath “getting blown up in a meth trailer” and “shitty vampire fiction writer.”
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wlw | December 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm
ugly beak woman
F'ER | December 21, 2009 at 12:33 pm
First! I want some titties!!!!
wlw | December 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@2 fail. why the fuck would you want to see this fugly whores tits?
gen | December 21, 2009 at 12:38 pm
I love Dita. She looks beautiful. I love her outfit.
nikki | December 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Dude, whatever she’s gorgeous. Amazing body.
ME | December 21, 2009 at 12:44 pm
OMG. I haven’t been to this site in years and morons are still writing “First!” ?? Some ‘tards never change.
(R) | December 21, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Oh yeah, what an amazing body… that resembles rancid old jerky and includes silicone bags. Amazing indeed, and the face is even more mind blowing!
Sardonic | December 21, 2009 at 12:57 pm
This is genuinely creepy.
nikki | December 21, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@7
You wish you could get with a woman with this amazing of a body
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Tiffany | December 21, 2009 at 1:27 pm
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Tiffany | December 21, 2009 at 1:27 pm
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Ally | December 21, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Men don’t understand Dita – she dresses too sophisticated for them to appreciate. If she got a fake tan and dressed like Carmen Electra they would all say she was hot.
Me | December 21, 2009 at 2:10 pm
This woman is fugly. That’s all there is to it.
twzzlrgirl | December 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
“shitty vampire fiction writer…” LOL, Fish.
And, this is really scary. This little girl shouldn’t even know who this woman is!!!!
pirhan | December 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I love the look on Dita’s face in photo #1. She’s like “I can’t believe this little girls parent…smile…smile..”
dsfsdfddsfsds | December 21, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Well she dumped Marilyn Manson cause he does drugs. She’s a smart woman, and a good role model for that alone.
Jenya | December 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Actually, he dumped her for a younger hotter girl
McFeely Smackup | December 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Dita’s schtick is so done with now. She’s made 100% of her career out of ripping off Betty Page’s look and style. She can pretend all she likes that she’s a glamorous pinup girl, but she’s just a washed up porn star. No role model here, just used up skank.
No matter what you think of the body, nothing is going to help that huge man-face on her. The spatula applied makeup does not fix what nature did to her.
McFeely Smackup | December 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Dita’s schtick is so done with now. She’s made 100% of her career out of ripping off Betty Page’s look and style. She can pretend all she likes that she’s a glamorous pinup girl, but she’s just a washed up porn star. No role model here, just used up skank.
No matter what you think of the body, nothing is going to help that huge man-face on her. The spatula applied makeup does not fix what nature did to her.
cherry | December 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
just what the fuck is wrong with wanting to grow up to be like dita?
she’s awesome and there’s nothing disgusting about sex work or making porn. seriously fish, slut-shaming and sex negativity is so not cool.
Karina | December 21, 2009 at 6:52 pm
She is pretty ugly though. Dressing sophisticated or not, that doesnt change her rat face…
She may have a nice body but no amount of exercise will make her lose that giant chin
And no this little girl should NOT even know who the hell this stripper is. WTF is wrong with parents today? No matter how fancy you do it, you’re still stripping for money. Maybe she just couldnt swing the pole all that great so she decided to go back to the old fashion ways of teasing men.
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dsfsdfddsfsds | December 22, 2009 at 12:07 am
17. Jenya – December 21, 2009 5:55 PM
“Actually, he dumped her for a younger hotter girl”…who he could brainwash into being just like Dita, only way dumber and willing to do drugs with him. If he was the one who really wanted out, why does he try to make over every single naive girl he dates now into a Dita-bot? It’s not just Evan R. Wood, there’s also the pornstar Stoya, who after dating Manson, now suspiciously looks like Dita! He’s obviously obsessed with her.
grand fantasia gold | December 22, 2009 at 1:36 am
its crazy
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BennyfromThames | December 22, 2009 at 4:14 am
She had a look, found a niche, and capitalized on it… I can’t hate on her for that! 99% of the people couldn’t come close to having a women that looks like her, or find a way to make the money she’s pulling down just by dancing in underwear or posing nude. As for the porn stuff, HELL… I know some of you people have done a lot worse and you sure didn’t get rich afterwards!
Narcissist | December 22, 2009 at 5:45 am
Outstanding write up. “Shitty vampire fiction writer”, slam dunk.
@ 23 – “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship?”
They aren’t. It’s mostly just illegal Mexicans, black guys with no game and morbidly obese white women.
datroof | December 22, 2009 at 8:49 am
Damn, Dita’s got some gnarly knuckles. Looks like she’s been training MMA. Or maybe just fighting off the “you fucked Manson so now I want to fuck you too” death-goth douches.
fsh | December 22, 2009 at 9:23 pm
#20 cherry – Yeah, I know it’s my dream for my daughter to grow up and be a stripper or work in porn. That’s every parent’s dream.
PS – You sound like a retard. Please never reproduce.
PAZUZU | December 23, 2009 at 3:56 am
She is fugly. I see her dress and make up style everytime I enter a seniors assisted living facility. Does she think it’s hot to look eighty years old??
Mal | December 23, 2009 at 4:40 am
@31
Unfortunately your parents did reproduce. Judgmental prick.
Have a nice day! x
Rachel | December 23, 2009 at 11:26 am
What the fuck is this world coming to?
What a fuck-up for a mother that poor girl has. Shame on Dita for not reprimanding the mother.
Sarah | December 26, 2009 at 10:51 pm
@34
How do you know she didn’t reprimand the mother? Maybe she took the photo to avoid causing a scene. You weren’t there, so although I may be juvenile by saying this, shut up.
iq | December 26, 2009 at 11:25 pm
She’s not a porn star and never was a porn star. She’s only ever done burlesque dancing, which is a bit different from being a ‘stripper’.
And her breasts are not ‘silicone bags’. They are real. Take the time to actually learn something about her before you start tossing stereotypes her way.
It’s her personality and flair that make her attractive. I love Dita but I will agree, though her body is amazing, she does not have a pretty face. But she has also stated this before herself.
She is really an amazing, glamorous, woman. I would definitely suggest reading up on her!
Aitch | December 28, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Love you, Love you, Love you Dita! She is gorgeous and talented and quite the business woman.
boat accessories | December 31, 2009 at 1:55 am
She’s a beautiful girl when she’s not made up to look 25! And for those who have nothing better to say than insipid things like “retarted” and “ugly”, photo-op or not, at least she’s helping people. Can you all say the same??
faxrimportant | January 3, 2010 at 1:52 am
#36–she’s admitted she has implants. whether they’re silicone or saline, doesn’t really matter. besides, so many women have had boob jobs, what’s the big deal?
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m65 field jacket | January 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
great body. everybody is just hating