This looks appropriate.

Someone apparently thought it’d be adorable to dress their young daughter up to meet her idol Dita Von Teese at a book-signing for “Dita: Stripteese” in LA yesterday. Because if there’s anyone a little girl should want to be when she grows up, it’s an ex-porn star turned fancy stripper who had sex with Marilyn Manson. It’s basically every father’s dream for his little princess right underneath “getting blown up in a meth trailer” and “shitty vampire fiction writer.”