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December 21st, 2009 // 41 Comments

Someone apparently thought it’d be adorable to dress their young daughter up to meet her idol Dita Von Teese at a book-signing for “Dita: Stripteese” in LA yesterday. Because if there’s anyone a little girl should want to be when she grows up, it’s an ex-porn star turned fancy stripper who had sex with Marilyn Manson. It’s basically every father’s dream for his little princess right underneath “getting blown up in a meth trailer” and “shitty vampire fiction writer.”

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  1. wlw

    ugly beak woman

  2. F'ER

    First! I want some titties!!!!

  3. wlw

    @2 fail. why the fuck would you want to see this fugly whores tits?

  4. gen

    I love Dita. She looks beautiful. I love her outfit.

  5. nikki

    Dude, whatever she’s gorgeous. Amazing body.

  6. ME

    OMG. I haven’t been to this site in years and morons are still writing “First!” ?? Some ‘tards never change.

  7. (R)

    Oh yeah, what an amazing body… that resembles rancid old jerky and includes silicone bags. Amazing indeed, and the face is even more mind blowing!

  8. Sardonic

    This is genuinely creepy.

  9. nikki

    @7

    You wish you could get with a woman with this amazing of a body

    http://i49.tinypic.com/25jv69j.jpg

  10. Tiffany

    She looks so pretty, I love her in the blue dress she wore this weekend too. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=617

  11. Tiffany

    She looks so pretty, I love her in the blue dress she wore this weekend too. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=617

  12. Ally

    Men don’t understand Dita – she dresses too sophisticated for them to appreciate. If she got a fake tan and dressed like Carmen Electra they would all say she was hot.

  13. Me

    This woman is fugly. That’s all there is to it.

  14. twzzlrgirl

    “shitty vampire fiction writer…” LOL, Fish.

    And, this is really scary. This little girl shouldn’t even know who this woman is!!!!

  15. pirhan

    I love the look on Dita’s face in photo #1. She’s like “I can’t believe this little girls parent…smile…smile..”

  16. dsfsdfddsfsds

    Well she dumped Marilyn Manson cause he does drugs. She’s a smart woman, and a good role model for that alone.

  17. Jenya

    Actually, he dumped her for a younger hotter girl

  18. McFeely Smackup

    Dita’s schtick is so done with now. She’s made 100% of her career out of ripping off Betty Page’s look and style. She can pretend all she likes that she’s a glamorous pinup girl, but she’s just a washed up porn star. No role model here, just used up skank.

    No matter what you think of the body, nothing is going to help that huge man-face on her. The spatula applied makeup does not fix what nature did to her.

  19. McFeely Smackup

    Dita’s schtick is so done with now. She’s made 100% of her career out of ripping off Betty Page’s look and style. She can pretend all she likes that she’s a glamorous pinup girl, but she’s just a washed up porn star. No role model here, just used up skank.

    No matter what you think of the body, nothing is going to help that huge man-face on her. The spatula applied makeup does not fix what nature did to her.

  20. cherry

    just what the fuck is wrong with wanting to grow up to be like dita?

    she’s awesome and there’s nothing disgusting about sex work or making porn. seriously fish, slut-shaming and sex negativity is so not cool.

  21. Karina

    She is pretty ugly though. Dressing sophisticated or not, that doesnt change her rat face…

    She may have a nice body but no amount of exercise will make her lose that giant chin

    And no this little girl should NOT even know who the hell this stripper is. WTF is wrong with parents today? No matter how fancy you do it, you’re still stripping for money. Maybe she just couldnt swing the pole all that great so she decided to go back to the old fashion ways of teasing men.

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  25. dsfsdfddsfsds

    17. Jenya – December 21, 2009 5:55 PM

    “Actually, he dumped her for a younger hotter girl”…who he could brainwash into being just like Dita, only way dumber and willing to do drugs with him. If he was the one who really wanted out, why does he try to make over every single naive girl he dates now into a Dita-bot? It’s not just Evan R. Wood, there’s also the pornstar Stoya, who after dating Manson, now suspiciously looks like Dita! He’s obviously obsessed with her.

  26. BennyfromThames

    She had a look, found a niche, and capitalized on it… I can’t hate on her for that! 99% of the people couldn’t come close to having a women that looks like her, or find a way to make the money she’s pulling down just by dancing in underwear or posing nude. As for the porn stuff, HELL… I know some of you people have done a lot worse and you sure didn’t get rich afterwards!

  27. Outstanding write up. “Shitty vampire fiction writer”, slam dunk.

    @ 23 – “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an interracial relationship?”

    They aren’t. It’s mostly just illegal Mexicans, black guys with no game and morbidly obese white women.

  28. datroof

    Damn, Dita’s got some gnarly knuckles. Looks like she’s been training MMA. Or maybe just fighting off the “you fucked Manson so now I want to fuck you too” death-goth douches.

  29. fsh

    #20 cherry – Yeah, I know it’s my dream for my daughter to grow up and be a stripper or work in porn. That’s every parent’s dream.

    PS – You sound like a retard. Please never reproduce.

  30. PAZUZU

    She is fugly. I see her dress and make up style everytime I enter a seniors assisted living facility. Does she think it’s hot to look eighty years old??

  31. Mal

    @31

    Unfortunately your parents did reproduce. Judgmental prick.

    Have a nice day! x

  32. What the fuck is this world coming to?

    What a fuck-up for a mother that poor girl has. Shame on Dita for not reprimanding the mother.

  33. Sarah

    @34
    How do you know she didn’t reprimand the mother? Maybe she took the photo to avoid causing a scene. You weren’t there, so although I may be juvenile by saying this, shut up.

  34. iq

    She’s not a porn star and never was a porn star. She’s only ever done burlesque dancing, which is a bit different from being a ‘stripper’.

    And her breasts are not ‘silicone bags’. They are real. Take the time to actually learn something about her before you start tossing stereotypes her way.

    It’s her personality and flair that make her attractive. I love Dita but I will agree, though her body is amazing, she does not have a pretty face. But she has also stated this before herself.

    She is really an amazing, glamorous, woman. I would definitely suggest reading up on her!

  35. Aitch

    Love you, Love you, Love you Dita! She is gorgeous and talented and quite the business woman.

  36. She’s a beautiful girl when she’s not made up to look 25! And for those who have nothing better to say than insipid things like “retarted” and “ugly”, photo-op or not, at least she’s helping people. Can you all say the same??

  37. faxrimportant

    #36–she’s admitted she has implants. whether they’re silicone or saline, doesn’t really matter. besides, so many women have had boob jobs, what’s the big deal?

  38. great body. everybody is just hating

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