Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis attended the American Ballet Theater 2009 Fall Gala last night and I still don’t believe these two are going to be in a movie where they have insane lesbian sex together. It’s logistically impossible. It’d be like trying to film the Ark of the Covenant after you opened it. There’d be nothing but melted cameras and faces all over the place, and probably even some dead Nazis and Harrison Ford carrying a bullwhip, I’m not ruling anything out.
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Truthfirst | October 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm
perfection! heaven!
bonzo420 | October 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm
first
fail
~420~
Milatalie | October 8, 2009 at 4:34 pm
YAY I’ve always been told that I look like their love child. Hmm wish I could watch my own conception. Is that sick????
Randal(l) | October 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Oops, I just Befouled this computer. God how I wish I wasn’t in a public library right now.
Randal(l)
Alex | October 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Nice! Two smoking hot Israeli chicks. Yum.
Caesar | October 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
The Romans proved that God (well the phoney one) didn’t exist when they destroyed the temple where the Ark was laying around uselessly, remember?
Yeah Hollywood’s tards in their revisionist history made it all magical when it was opened by the evil Nordics but don’t forget, that was childish horseshit. The box is empty and as useless. Just like all religions.
Danklin24 | October 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm
This seems way too good to be true. If it is true, i hope the scene isnt lame as hell where all it is is kissing. I hope its a melt your face off hot moaning and groaning sex scene. Natalie Portman you better not fuck it up. We all know what a little fucking prude you are and bitch about getting naked after you’ve already done it.
Danklin24 | October 8, 2009 at 4:55 pm
#3 you need to send me a pic, STAT!
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Excuse me, I need to go change my underwear now or it’ll be sticking to my leg in a few minutes.
Danklin24 | October 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm
#5 Mila is Ukrainian you dumb fuck.
Christina | October 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Fair play they are stunningly beautiful girls, men you degrade them by wanking and by being general wankers.
Kangaroo | October 8, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Portman is a visual snoozefest. Kunis is ok, but overrated. She has no butt. – just a back with a hole in it.
chango666 | October 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm
They are both soooooo tiny, I could fuck them both at the same time . . . oh hell yes . . .
knows | October 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Nice to see Israel is finally letting us have a little peek at how lovely their women are there! Best in the world – by far! Puts all other nations to shame!!!
Jenna | October 8, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Is it just me, or do these two look like a hot trailer park mess in this pic? I mean, they’re gorgeous – no doubt…I see the appeal. But there’s something in the way their make-up is done that gives off a total white trash vibe. :-D
Harry | October 8, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Portman > Kunis.
Lee | October 8, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I’m so in love with Mila Kunis! She’s such a good person and stays private instead of going around like a skank (Paris Hilton) acting like she’s god’s gift. It’s so refreshing to see down to earth actresses with morals and no egos like Mila & Natalie who are sweethearts, are REAL and actually have talent unlike some people in Hollywood *cough Meagan Fox cough*
Moses | October 8, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Damn those commandments!
No GayTards | October 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I would eat both all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan the Canadian | October 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Straight Chix dyking for pay is nothing to party about. Women do it on their own dime in nightclubs the world over. Why pay when you can have it for free? Besides, these chix are not hot. Neither one…..I have fucked hotter and put up with half the stress these two would cause. If it was between fucking one of these girls or jerking off with steel wool, I would take the steel wool…..throw in some comet for additional friction…..
BodyForWife | October 8, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Something about this post makes me think about The Wizard of Oz. Maybe it’s that they’re both Munchkins.
Dildozer | October 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Kangaroo is right. But damn I would still like to stick something in that hole. And I do mean my pink thingy. Then make each of them taste the flavor wave from each other’s various holes!
sean | October 8, 2009 at 5:32 pm
i’ve made them both pregnant with my sperm.
yum yum | October 8, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Fuck megan fox. Mila K is the shit.
canadian goose | October 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
One on my face and the other on my penis please
Mancomb Seepgood | October 8, 2009 at 6:02 pm
What I would give to be a fly on those titties.
douglas | October 8, 2009 at 6:05 pm
These are the best of the best. But Natalie wins via her Harvard Degree.
mramosster | October 8, 2009 at 6:11 pm
This is where I want MY PENIS to be buried. Right between here. (photos)
Turd the third | October 8, 2009 at 6:12 pm
From what I here a lot of ballet performers are bisexual, so in that vain I think these two chicks should go down on each other and send us in a few picts. I am sure that would keep the stupid fucking wankers and pudshooters on this site busy for the evening.
Really? | October 8, 2009 at 6:15 pm
@15, I don’t see it. They both have neutral colored lip gloss on, blush and eye shadow that is subtle. The only thing that stands out is the eye liner which also looks good. Please see Christina Augilera pics for trailor trash make-up applications.
Stoner | October 8, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I want to be buried there too! wait was that harrison ford?
Danklin24 | October 8, 2009 at 6:18 pm
#20 you’re a damn fucking liar. Stop trying to sound like you’re the man. You wish you could get girls as hot as Mila Kunis. She’s one of the best looking actresses there is. I bet the girls you fuck are one hair away from having a full mustache.
nastyjay | October 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm
for some reason, my cream flying everywhere is all i can think of
Danklin24 | October 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm
whoever calls this http://www.ctendance.com/IMG/jpg/natalie_portman-2.jpg average is fucking delusional
jumpin_j | October 8, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Put your head between two pieces of cardboard. It’s pretty much the same thing.
Lee | October 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
#32: Nah, he doesn’t fuck any girls at all. I have no doubt that the troll is a fuckin’ virgin who’s life is so sad, lonely and pathetic that his hate for everyone is so extreme that he even hates on gorgeous girls like Kunis & Portman. The only pussy he’s seen that isn’t on the internet is his ugly mothers .
Lee | October 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
#32: Nah, he doesn’t fuck any girls at all. I have no doubt that the troll is a fuckin’ virgin who’s life is so sad, lonely and pathetic that his hate for everyone is so extreme that he even hates on gorgeous girls like Kunis & Portman. The only pussy he’s seen that isn’t on the internet is his ugly mother’s .
Dannggg | October 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
FINALLY…a no SKANK posting and I must say I hella luv these chicks…I would wine and dine them…then…play fine with em
She's a little sextoy | October 8, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Mila is so fine…
Free Chat | October 8, 2009 at 7:16 pm
id buy that for a dollar
Delgo | October 8, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I’d let them poach my gefilte fish.
Sport | October 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Very, very nice. I agree with the title.
Ryan the Canadian | October 8, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Awesome.
vintage rough | October 8, 2009 at 7:26 pm
What is the natural resource of the Ukraine besides ridiculously hot chicks? I mean can we get an excuse to invade already, don’t they sell plutonium in the black market? this broad got the same little button nose and pretty mouth as the chick who black mailed De la hoya…
Patient Zero | October 8, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Ummm….
Ok. Well, well you see…
Right. So, I’ve ummm…. I’ve ahhh…. Well see, I’ve had an erection lasting for more than four hours.
What’s that, then?
No, no actually, I don’t take Viagra.
Right. Well…
Well, you see it all started when I saw the picture above.
shankyouverymuch | October 8, 2009 at 7:53 pm
2 hot little J.A.Ps
Pete O'file | October 8, 2009 at 8:05 pm
The problem with being between these two chicks is, you will have done so much blow to get there, you may as well have been born without a unit. Fact is, you’ll be up for a week trying to get it to feel, before ending it all with your shit in a roadkill raccoon with a .45. It’s how my cousin Randy ended up. Just say no.
shawn | October 8, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Natalie is a terrible actress. She’s so awkward and uncomfortable in every film.
Sha66y | October 8, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Ukrainian and Israeli hotness. Going to find my yarmulke…
Puh-leese | October 8, 2009 at 8:15 pm
@3 – Being told you look like a celebrity by some dude living in a cardboard box behind the bowling alley doesn’t count. Also, I think it’s time you knew, some guys will say ANYTHING to sleep with girl (or someone dressed as a girl) Isn’t that right @20? Tell me, did the chicks that were “hotter” that you got with have unusually large knuckles and an Adam’s apple? And by Adam’s apple I mean penis.
You friggin’ fruit….