This is what Tiger Woods cheated on.

December 2nd, 2009 // 375 Comments

Because my journalistic instincts enable me to cut to the very essence of a story, here’s more bikini pictures of Tiger Woods’ wife that surfaced online thanks to their inability to argue without taking a sand wedge to an Escalade. I’m pretty sure the only way I’d get tired of having sex with this woman is if we were married for five years and I had enough money to make cocktail waitresses pretend golf is a turn-on. — Wait.

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  1. ARTHUR BERRY

    COME ON PEOPLE,REMEMBER THAT NO MATTER HOW HOT A GUY OR GIRL IS , AFTER AWHILE YOU GET USE TO THEM AND IF THERE IS NO REAL SPARK YOU LOOK FOR SOMETHING NEW!!!!! REMEMBER AMERICA KEEP YOUR SEX LIFE SMOKING AND YOU WONT GET CHASE WITH A GOLFCLUB.(:

  2. ARTHUR BERRY

    COME ON PEOPLE,REMEMBER THAT NO MATTER HOW HOT A GUY OR GIRL IS , AFTER AWHILE YOU GET USE TO THEM AND IF THERE IS NO REAL SPARK YOU LOOK FOR SOMETHING NEW!!!!! REMEMBER AMERICA KEEP YOUR SEX LIFE SMOKING AND YOU WONT GET CHASE WITH A GOLFCLUB.(:

  3. Donn Hunter

    Tiger needs to consult with someone like Tony Dungy to get his head straighten out. Don’t let personal friends lead you to troubled waters.

  4. John Tillman

    Well said # 192. The bottom line is you have to take complete responsibility for all of your actions Rich or Poor if you are not happy with your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend divorce/break-up and then find someone who is/does what you want. A man who cheats IS NOT A MAN! Find someone who takes care of all of your needs in and out of bed…and keep it that way!

  5. Donna

    #44 Kutos to you.

  6. janice e. nelson

    I guess the sluttier side of women appealed to Tiger more.

  7. janice e. nelson

    I guess the sluttier side of women appealed to Tiger more.

  8. Googler

    [Maybe she's dumb as a box of rocks and has zero personality.]

    True. She was a fucking nanny for god’s sake. What could they have in common.

  9. All these comments make me sick, how can people be so cruel? Yes Tiger did wrong, so did our president and the list goes on, and no i dont support adultery, but that is something that he has to deal with for the rest of his life , and am sure he regrets his mistakes. and i dont blame him for trying to keep this a private matter its PERSONAL…………………. leave the man alone, and as for his wife she is a beautiful woman, she doesnt deserve this kind of treatment, and the two beautiful children will be in the mix of all this, that is what hurts. Am really disappointed in TIGER just because, i thought he had more class then this so many people looked up to him young and old. I have a five year old that says i want to be like TIGER WOODS when i grow up. I dont know what will become of TIGERS marriage, but a lesson learned the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener , but thats not always a fact. TIGER no offense, but not ONE of those so call mistress even compares to your beautiful wife. To MRS.WOODS hold your head up high, I know how devestated you must be, but you and TIGER must do what you feel is right for the two of you, and your children. Forget what reporters, news media, and who ever else thinks. GOD BLESS THE TIGER WOODS FAMILY, AND HE KNOW WHAT HE HAS INSTORED FOR THEM.

  10. All these comments make me sick, how can people be so cruel? Yes Tiger did wrong, so did our president and the list goes on, and no i dont support adultery, but that is something that he has to deal with for the rest of his life , and am sure he regrets his mistakes. and i dont blame him for trying to keep this a private matter its PERSONAL…………………. leave the man alone, and as for his wife she is a beautiful woman, she doesnt deserve this kind of treatment, and the two beautiful children will be in the mix of all this, that is what hurts. Am really disappointed in TIGER just because, i thought he had more class then this so many people looked up to him young and old. I have a five year old that says i want to be like TIGER WOODS when i grow up. I dont know what will become of TIGERS marriage, but a lesson learned the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener , but thats not always a fact. TIGER no offense, but not ONE of those so call mistress even compares to your beautiful wife. To MRS.WOODS hold your head up high, I know how devestated you must be, but you and TIGER must do what you feel is right for the two of you, and your children. Forget what reporters, news media, and who ever else thinks. GOD BLESS THE TIGER WOODS FAMILY, AND HE KNOW WHAT HE HAS INSTORED FOR THEM.

  11. Allan

    Shes a sexy, exotic, scandinavian blonde! And super pretty to add to that. No doubt she’s HOT

  12. lilu

    There are some seriously pathetic people here. I hope to god no women are stupid enough to marry some of the men saying that it was expected, she should have known, she deserved it, she must be boring, “show me a hot chick…”,etc – if you’re lucky enough to have a woman she’s probably sucking someone else’s load into her mouth right now and your dumb ass would never be the wiser. And you should have known, you should have expected it, you must be boring, your dick must be small, you must be dumb and you must be a LAME LAY.

    You’re all just sad sacks of shit. You don’t know anything about their relationship other than he cheated and she flipped. Puh-lease. Too bad none of you are rich/famous/successful enough to know what living that way is really like.

  13. Robot

    Picture one is totally photoshopped just sayin

  14. cl

    Look if this tramp (Tiger) wants to f*ck around fine, chase and get all the P you can get. Just DON’T GET MARRIED ! You can’t have it both ways boys. Why would you get married if you can f*ck around all you want as some of you guys have said heer in your comments. Do women a favor and keep your sorry as*es away from the altar. And btw women like “new d*ck too, just remember that-it works both ways. But hwne you catch your girl/wife cheating you call her a wh*re. When its a guy he’s just getting him some on the side. No wonder women do not respect men.

  15. whatever

    She doesn’t know how to sit like a lady!

  16. Tee

    All you guys out there with teeny dicks talking about moving on from old, worn-out pussy to tight pussy (I know guys like you: the more you talk about “tight pussy” the less you’re actually getting any) and how Elin is a golddigger and planned this all along, may I point out that Jesper Parnevik (the pro golfer who introduced Elin to Woods) has stated that Elin wanted nothing to do with Woods when HE (meaning Woods) approached her. Hmm. Doesn’t exactly sound like a golddigger to me: I mean, what kind of a golddigger plays hard-to-get with Tiger-more-money-than-God-Woods?

    Some women ARE smart, pretty on the inside and the outside, and aren’t at all golddiggers (not many, I’ll give you that, but statistically there have to be a few) and some arrogant little fucking diva bitches like Woods are just small penises with big fucking bucks and a good golf swing.

    I love guys with small dicks, no money, and big fucking mouths: my girlfriends and I laugh our asses off at the pathetic little fuckers trying to get in our pants. You guys are hysterical!

  17. ME

    She looks like every other generic blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman that’s been greased up with baby oil and put in some skimpy bikini. Nothing special.

  18. Speculation – it is all about speculation and what he or she is or isn’t doing right. She’s Hot – he’s wealthy – his peak has yet to occur & her’s may be on the downhill slide. Speculation – but give them both a little understanding – who wants to go on the stupid tour everytime he decides to tee it up – what 15 times this year??? So 15 weeks out of the year he was gone and she (Elin) was with him at least 8 times that I saw them. So it isn’t he was grabbing for the goody bag while on tour, and FACT – some of the more successful golfer have had a trophy wife or two – go check it out. He must have been on the road quite often when not playing golf and the best way to recoup after a knee reconstruction is to have someone on theirs giving you that SPECIAL massage.

    So with all this being written – show me a guy that cheats on his wife and I will show you a guy that can’t forget about the days when women were at his beacon call. Give me a Lear Jet and a couple of hundred mill and see if I dont take a joy or sherry riding about 36,000 ft above ground zero.

    But now he must take to his reconstructed knee, eat some crow, shed a tear or two on Oprah, make another gazillon dollars and donate to the Dumb Blond Swede Fund (tax write off is a good thing), & for those of you that speculate about what a trophy wife turns into after a couple of kids – it is obvious you don’t have one or will ever get one. & for the want-2-B attorney, bet your fake law degree (quite watching reruns of perry mason) if it goes that far – her legal team will match up pretty well with his – because he will end up paying for both at the end of the day. If I could give Tiger a few words of advise – keep the Dragon hidden for a few months – it might get hot inside – but it won’t start fires you can’t put out.

  19. Speculation – it is all about speculation and what he or she is or isn’t doing right. She’s Hot – he’s wealthy – his peak has yet to occur & her’s may be on the downhill slide. Speculation – but give them both a little understanding – who wants to go on the stupid tour everytime he decides to tee it up – what 15 times this year??? So 15 weeks out of the year he was gone and she (Elin) was with him at least 8 times that I saw them. So it isn’t he was grabbing for the goody bag while on tour, and FACT – some of the more successful golfer have had a trophy wife or two – go check it out. He must have been on the road quite often when not playing golf and the best way to recoup after a knee reconstruction is to have someone on theirs giving you that SPECIAL massage.

    So with all this being written – show me a guy that cheats on his wife and I will show you a guy that can’t forget about the days when women were at his beacon call. Give me a Lear Jet and a couple of hundred mill and see if I dont take a joy or sherry riding about 36,000 ft above ground zero.

    But now he must take to his reconstructed knee, eat some crow, shed a tear or two on Oprah, make another gazillon dollars and donate to the Dumb Blond Swede Fund (tax write off is a good thing), & for those of you that speculate about what a trophy wife turns into after a couple of kids – it is obvious you don’t have one or will ever get one. & for the want-2-B attorney, bet your fake law degree (quite watching reruns of perry mason) if it goes that far – her legal team will match up pretty well with his – because he will end up paying for both at the end of the day. If I could give Tiger a few words of advise – keep the Dragon hidden for a few months – it might get hot inside – but it won’t start fires you can’t put out.

  20. ANN

    This is why this country should change its marital laws. If a man can afford
    more than one wife, treat them all equally ,and give them all justice, he should be allowed to marry no more than four and the public should respect the fact that he did not commit adultery. The “Big Love” TV series showed how respectable mormons can live decent law abiding lifes and build communities around men and women respecting their marital vows. The religion of Islam in many middle eastern countries makes it law for a man to marry more than one wife, but he must treat them equally. In a country were women are sexually degraded (just look at what the media has done to Tiger Wood’s wife in these photos). You’ve taken a woman who has held herself out in public as a mother and wife and you now show her as a “sex model” and “gold digger”–OMG! Are you trying t o get her to commit adultery too!
    What do you expect a man to do living in a country where there is a ratio of
    7 women to 1 man? Do you think “prowling ” women would not try to steal a “piece of the pie” when they sense the “little wife at home” is too tired or too
    busy to take care o f the sexual needs and companionship of men like Tiger
    Woods?. Some times it is just impossible for a woman to do it all, but men don’t understand that after the honeymoon is over , pregnacy has added pounds to your body , and you are tired of pleasing everyone, a woman needs
    a peiod to adjust–to regain self control. Men need to understand the emotional rollercoaster that all women go through. Hormones
    or no hormones they are all emotional. So why not learn to love the one
    you are with, and when you can’t or don’t love her anymore have the decency to give her an option to divorce or change. Or keep her and move to a state or country that will allow you to take care of her and marry another wife. Your children will not be affected and you will remain an honorable man.

  21. OutsidetheBox

    Hey so its pretty interesting reading all these comments and i
    thought i put my 2 cents out there.

    I just had a weird theory that maybe Tiger woods is so good at
    golfing is cause he has all these affairs and he has a wife. I mean
    think about it lol golf is a mental game mostly. I mean u don’t have
    to be pumping steroids and shit. Hes at the top of the game because
    to be the best mentally. You have to be extremely happy married with
    hot wife with children and still getting laid with other women while
    your traveling! :)

    Anyways and i think what tiger is did is fine FUCK Girls. Girl cheat
    on me, thinks its perfectly fine and I should forgive. Tiger should
    fuck whoever he wants even if hes married if u don’t like get GTFO
    Elin should marry someone stupid that will let her cheat on them. In this world there are those who cheat and those who get cheated on and nothing else. I was cheated on now i’m smart enough to go to the other side she should do the same.

  22. Manuel

    What an IDIOT!!!!! Tiger I hope your wife cuts your tail off. How can she ever TRUST you again with having so many affairs. She will do right by telling you that your membership in her Club House has EXPIRED. Hit the road !!!!!!!!!!

  23. mary

    please stop it she is no model she is a NANNY

  24. mary

    please stop it she is no model she is a NANNY

  25. mary

    please stop it she is no model she is a NANNY

  26. flaky

    I found a HOTTEST interracial club =MixedConnect *.* C0M=for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!

  27. heavenScent

    #74, 118 and 144 and several others few and far between REALLY nailed it…GAME OVER BITCHES….
    others of you at least keep me in stitches w/your various insights and humor
    I do wonder if she’ll be held accountable for swinging a golf club at his head?
    the fact is she did probably marry for money, not to say that that excuses one to commit adultery. We are human, we all err and we all feel various emotions, Tiger Woods being no exception. But the fact is she is doing a hell of a lot better than half the poor suffering working stiffs in this world. Elin, take the money and run, you had it good and will continue to have it good for a long time coming. Tiger, you obviously weren’t happy at home, man up get your shit together and do the right thing.
    And for all those uber lame comments about it must have *ALL* been Elin [the woman's] fault or the old tired of banging comments….please. Maybe it’s more like Old Dick vs. New Dick or really it’s most likely Never Wanted Your Pathetic Package to being with….put that in your pipe & smoke it!

  28. Graham

    #9 You’re stupid !!

    Leave them alone…..

  29. Graham

    #9 You’re stupid !!

    Leave them alone…..

  30. Hey number 227

    227. heavenScent – December 3, 2009 10:29 PM

    If she married for money she would have demand more than 10 million, which she originally got for 10 years of marriage, so get a clue bitch.

    And really really really did you just say stick that in your pipe and smoke it?

  31. Emily

    139. Ignorance I give you kuddos

    People posting on here are so callous and dim witted! I come from what was an average middle class home where my father cheated on my mother, multiple times, and I was the one who discovered it as a child. Im not from a disfunctional family, but it tore us apart. Even though things are better I still feel the hurt that his actions caused. Everyone who says that he has the right to if hes unhappy should know that divorce is always an option. My dad could have left my mom with a deadly sexual disease and think of Elin with those two young kids! Please think about what you say before you say it, and if you still codone it, as number 139 says I hope you experience the pain that adultry brings to a family.

  32. megan

    you are all so pathetic, shes GORGEOUS! he cheated, hes scumbag, not ALL guys cheat…most of them can’t turn down a beautiful woman and he obviously thought he wouldn’t get caught but we ALWAYS FIND OUT U STUPID ASS HOLES! I THINK SHE SHE SHOULD TAKE AS MUCH MONEY FROM HIM AS SHE CAN AND GET A GUY THAT WILL RESPECT HER, TREAT HER RIGHT, BE AROUND FOR HER AND HER CHILDREN MOST IMPORTANTLY! whats wrong with u ppl? GET A LIFE! shes so pretty your all obviously jealous! tiger is a jerk now we all know hes a scumbag cheater who can play golf! she should take his money and GO! She is prob. very hurt right now, think about how she must feel, no matter how smart she is she has feelings, and she deserves someone better anyways! all of u talking about all these vulgar nasty things should get a life, go get a hobby instead of talk shit about a beautiful woman who did nothing wrong, and got cheated on! morons! u are all so stupid. how would u feel?! -MEGAN-

  33. megan

    you are all so pathetic, shes GORGEOUS! he cheated, hes scumbag, not ALL guys cheat…most of them can’t turn down a beautiful woman and he obviously thought he wouldn’t get caught but we ALWAYS FIND OUT U STUPID ASS HOLES! I THINK SHE SHE SHOULD TAKE AS MUCH MONEY FROM HIM AS SHE CAN AND GET A GUY THAT WILL RESPECT HER, TREAT HER RIGHT, BE AROUND FOR HER AND HER CHILDREN MOST IMPORTANTLY! whats wrong with u ppl? GET A LIFE! shes so pretty your all obviously jealous! tiger is a jerk now we all know hes a scumbag cheater who can play golf! she should take his money and GO! She is prob. very hurt right now, think about how she must feel, no matter how smart she is she has feelings, and she deserves someone better anyways! all of u talking about all these vulgar nasty things should get a life, go get a hobby instead of talk shit about a beautiful woman who did nothing wrong, and got cheated on! morons! u are all so stupid. how would u feel?! -MEGAN-

  34. matt

    yeeea…. you cheat on that you are ritarded

  35. Janet Haughton

    So he was indiscrete, and it’s OK for the woman to abuse the man – with a golf club at that!!

  36. marie

    you guys are fucked up. give some credits to this woman. it’s not all that glamorous marrying a billionaire. how would you feel if the person you love is always away from home, and you are worried about him and his health, you also give birth to his kids, gave up a modeling career, take care and bring up you kids basically by yourself, go through intense media pressure every day. i bet she wants to leave tiger now, but his endorsements will force her not to because they need elin to stay so that tiger’s image will not be totally ruined. she DID NOT do anything wrong but sacrificed a lot. IT’S NOT LIKE EVERYONE ON EARTH THINKS MONEY COMES FIRST, EVEN BEFORE YOUR MORALITY. It’s really fucking sad to see almost all of you condemning her and saying “you go tiger”. Sick, pathetic losers, when will you understand life is not all about tight pussies and money?

  37. Dev

    She’s too precious looking to lose by cheating. What a splurge Woods is. He has so much that he doesn’t care about losing her. Okay ladies, I apologize for speaking in terms of possessions, and not in terms of emotions. But kindly excuse me – I am simply a greedy, emotionless man, like Tigger Woods.

  38. JO

    There are some really fucked up men posting on this website. What reason could you have to spew such vitriolic garbage about this women and justify Tiger’s behavior? How many of you hate women so badly that you think about hurting them more often then having a relationship with them. It doesn’t matter how rich or good looking you are if you are creepy freak. And only creepy freaks would extrapolate all this crazy shit about Tiger’s wife being a used old hag because she is the MOTHER of his children. You sick fucks!

  39. PAULSTARR

    LISTEN UP FOLKS ITS TRULY LIKE THIS ,THEY HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW ,AND HE IS SICK OF IT ,SHE IS SPOILED AND IS SOME WHAT MESSED UP IN THE HEAD,HE WENT OUTA CHEATING AND GOT CAUGHT!!! AGAIN!!! WHIPY SHIT SAME OL SAME OL, LISTEN FOLKS SHE ONLY MARRIED HIM FOR THE CASH ANYWAYS I MEAN COME ON !!!!!!!! LISTEN EVERYONE THAT KNOWS THIS MAN KNOWS THAT HE IS A JUST AND NOBILE MAN ITS JUST THAT WHEN SOMETHING GETS ALITTLE OLD AND IT HAS HAD A COUPLE OF KIDS YA GET A-NEED -EN FOR SOME OTHER LOVEN HAHAHAHAHA SHE LOOKS NICE BUT IS SOME WHAT OH HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS U S E D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE

  40. john

    looks like he went from a bentley to a chevy aveo

  41. billfold

    #101 You truly ARE an idiot – enough said.

  42. Gross

    I guess it’s no surprise that a website full of loser men who read celebrity gossip have a low opinion of women. Did it ever occur to you gentlemen that this is more of a girl thing (and even we think of it as a guilty pleasure). You should seriously go kill yourselves because this is sad and pathetic.

  43. white trash hater

    i hope the ‘white trash gold-diggers’ hav learnt their lesson.a black brotha with moolah wil nevahh b faithful even if u hav white skin.u always think u can change them.al ur good 4 is being a trphy wife.i hope heidi klum and da others r paying attention.yol deserve it coz u al so easi and skenks especially wen u smell money.gud 4 u…

  44. ralphgmiami

    Wow1 There are a lot of mean spirited people commenting on here. A lot of selfishness, lust, greed, jealous, envy and hatred. Tiger Wood had it made. for you guys who said that the adultresses he was with were hot, they were not. In fact, ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN! See her raised up eyebrows, puffed up lips, slender face and slender nose. When you marry someone, you’re supposed to love them. Lust fades away. That’s probably why some men stray. It’s now wonder God is going to wipe out most of the world at Armageddon as I know how ugly a lot of people think. This also shows me that they have evil hearts. You do know that there are a lot of happy people who marry for love and never stray.

  45. joey

    A rich liar and cheater, several amateur prostitutes – oh sorry, Hostesses – and a sad, lonely and pretty wife. If I was Elin’s mother, I would advise her to just get out of this marriage immediately with whatever is due her from the prenup. Tiger has serious problems and I doubt if he will ever make a loyal husband. He may love Elin and the children but he is morally and sexually out of control of his life and she should just leave this disgusting mess for her own and the children’s sake.

    Elin’s boob job pictures:
    http://www.enlargementbreast.org

  46. xyz

    *shakes head*. Poor, poor silly bitch, if her heart hadn’t been involved she wouldn’t have taken a golf club to his car, she would have been counting the dollar signs instead. Called her lawyer first. Hopefully she’s got her head screwed on straight now, no man is worth jail time. Seriously.

    (UNLESS she found out from a dirty PAP)
    *shudders*

    He probably called her constantly when he was away, to make sure she was where she was supposed to be, at home with the kids. We all know what thats about. Keeping tabs so he’ll know the coast is clear. Typical signs of a control freak who cheats ( if thats what he was doing).

    Having a global distance/jet setting comitted relationship took a lot of trust on her part, (or naivete) I know I couldn’t have done it if I had serious feelings for the guy, and I’m not afraid to be honest about it.

    Men CANNOT be faithful, no matter their intentions, and its pretty clear to any grown woman Tiger kept his wife on a tight leash at home while he played the field.

    Her family and closest friends hadn’t been an active part of her life for a while, according to their own interviews. Tiger could have been happily going to all these night spots and telling people they had an open relationship, or that she was ‘just not that into him’. Guys sell that line of crap all the time, even without money, looks, or fame. Clearly none of Tigers golf peers/buddies wives were calling her to give her the scoop. Yep. That was a pretty tight leash he had on her. She was shut out. Clever, clever Tiger.

    This is the same old story. Give a guy an opportunity to get away with something, and he’ll take it. Men are always afraid they might have missed out on something when it comes to sex, maybe forgot to check something off on their list, and *HEADS UP* their not actually looking for the right girl (which is why they get screwed over all time when they finally do settle down).

    Men are looking for the right MOMENT, and think all women are going to be the same. To them, pussy is pussy. Whatever pussy their with when their ready to commit, is the one they’ll marry. Like women are paper dolls they can switch out or something.

    THEN they get a rude awakening when their wife isn’t exactly what they were expecting.

    Yeah, their idiots.

  47. These comments really make everyone’s fear apparent, especially the one liner about …”i’ll show you a guy who is tired of her”. Such deep seated hurt from so many men who are afraid women only care about money. Fearing the fact that women instinctively prefer a man that can provide for them and their offspring. Didn’t your mother do the same thing? If she didn’t and you suffered as a child from the result then I can understand most of the comments above.

  48. GuessWhoGotThe$$$

    I married a rich man who liked to screw around with his staff. I was a model and later business manager of a large corp.I was at home raising our disabled child and he was out fuc—- around. No dummy here. Guess who left his sorry ass and took every dime he owned? ME! Now the A.H. is married to a very ugly woman who sleeps 3 bedrooms away from him (after he cheated again). Ladies, when they cheat and you take every dime they own, they are stuck with taking what they can get. Smiles!! That’s what she should do to Tiger!! If they have kids, she can rake him over the courts for YEARS!!

  49. GuessWhoGotThe$$$

    I married a rich man who liked to screw around with his staff. I was a model and later business manager of a large corp.I was at home raising our disabled child EVENINGS and he was out fuc—- around. No dummy here. Guess who left his sorry ass and took every dime he owned? ME! Now the A.H. is married to a very ugly woman who sleeps 3 bedrooms away from him (after he cheated again). Ladies, when they cheat and you take every dime they own, they are stuck with taking what they can get. Smiles!! That’s what she should do to Tiger!! If they have kids, she can rake him over the courts for YEARS!!

  50. here's an idea

    why get married? i mean, if you are still in the market for all kinds of ass, why get married to someone who can take your money? stay single. keep your money, screw whoever you want – whenever you want, keep your sponsorships, and your good name. stupid man.

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