This is what Tiger Woods cheated on.

December 2nd, 2009 // 375 Comments

Because my journalistic instincts enable me to cut to the very essence of a story, here’s more bikini pictures of Tiger Woods’ wife that surfaced online thanks to their inability to argue without taking a sand wedge to an Escalade. I’m pretty sure the only way I’d get tired of having sex with this woman is if we were married for five years and I had enough money to make cocktail waitresses pretend golf is a turn-on. — Wait.

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  1. Alger Hiss

    To all the socially awkward losers posting about how Elin is “washed up” at the ripe old age of 29, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

    All of you would happily eat the corn out of her shit, and you fucking know it.

  2. lalalala

    Everyone can look sexy with fake boobs, being photographed by a professional and the magic touch of photoshop ! Indeed she ain t ugly but this doesn t mean she have everything to make his man happy and fulfilled !

    Everything comes to an end, money, fame, beauty, love, and if u think a partner and a healthy marriage is for life, then you re living in denial and need some serious help

  3. Prof

    Bill Maher said it best… “Old vs New!” It’s not about beauty, boobs, age, or personality it’s wanting to have new pussy as opposed to fucking the same old pussy that you already had… PERIOD. The only thing that keeps some guys in check is guilt, opportunity, and fear of losing half your shit. This fact applies regardless of race, status, income, or religion.

  4. Donk Donkerson

    Fish, did you see the girls he cheated with? They pwn his wife. You need to do a photo spread with them.

  5. Moggster

    You could be married to aphrodite herself, you’d still glance at other women sometimes. If you have filét mignon for dinner every night you’ll eventually crave hot dogs at some point.

  6. turkeytogo

    @60

    “I bet she ordered out for Thanksgiving”

    that is the best comment on here!

  7. deathweezel

    Like the man said, “she may be beautiful, but somewhere, there’s a man sick of her shit, too.”

  8. Girl…take that cash! Take your chirrens and your nanny with you and go be the hottest Swedish cougar ever. You can send thank you notes to Tiger for purchasing your hot ass dresses that you used to lure a well endowed twenty five year old with rock hard abs into your den with. You hit the jackpot!!!

  9. Girl…take that cash! Take your chirrens and your nanny with you and go be the hottest Swedish cougar ever. You can send thank you notes to Tiger for purchasing your hot ass dresses that you use to lure all the well endowed twenty five year olds with rock hard abs into your den with. You hit the jackpot!!!

  10. Girl…take that cash! Take your chirrens and your nanny with you and go be the hottest Swedish cougar ever. You can send thank you notes to Tiger for purchasing your hot ass dresses that you use to lure all the well endowed twenty five year olds with rock hard abs into your den with. You hit the jackpot!!! Dumb..my ass! Girlfriend found a a rich as hell brother that was bound to cheat..now all she has to do is take him for all he is worth and still look like an angel.

  11. derp

    #160, 29 years old does NOT = cougar….logic fail.

  12. Turd da Third

    There have been some very interesting comments but it has to boil down to the fact that Erin must be a fucking bore at home and in bed. I would tend to agree that based on some personal experience the stunning chicks are so full of themselves that they are just have no real deep personailty. They seem to be able to love themeselves and their plastic bodies and can put a good show on in public and then go home to their misrable self centred pathetic lives lives. I have seen this about a half dozen times in real life personally. Erin I am sure is no different. Hece Tiger looking for his tail somewhere else.

    But let da Turd sum it up this way for the lay people (no pun intended!). This is da Turd’s Fart Postulate (based on transformer theory)…..Then energy in a fart is constant, all noise = no smell, all smell = no noise. Very rarely do you get a loud smelly fart. Not saying it doesnt happen just that its rare.

    Not lets extend this postulate to beautiful chicks and average chicks. All looks = no personality all personality = no looks. Very rarely do you get a good looking chick with peronsility, Not saying it doesn’t happen just that its rare………………

    Now reading the above lets think of some celebs that were considered beautiful by the media or whatever… Brittany, Linsday “Lohab”, Pam Anderson, Hayden P, Jessica Simpson etc etc,, all vacuous douchebags when it comes to personality… And how are they all doing for relationships?????Feel free to add to the list…

    da Turd

  13. Ching Chong

    #153 is the only person that gets it. Even if Elin wasn’t a bore or bitchy, the fact is her pussy was old TO TIGER. To alter the cliche: No matter how hot a woman is, there is a guy that is tired of FUCKING her.

  14. aprilstp

    She married him for his money (does she even like golf? lol). He married her because she was a gorgeous model, but new hotter ones show up all the time. Was this ever a true love match?

  15. White E

    Can you guys imagine what that beautiful Swedish chick must have thought and felt the first time she golddigishly slept with that ugly dork? He is one ugly ugly dude!

  16. Don

    She is spankably hot.

  17. Kill Bill

    Her sole talent (other than changing babies diapers) appears to be looking good in bikinis.

    That, of course, if a talent with limited shelf value. Have babies, get a little order, and you’ll be traded in for a new girl with that new-car smell.

    Tiger is a victim here, but it’s of his own making. He never should have been married. Tiger is a great golfer, but he’s also a bit of a geek, and he didn’t have the sense to realize he would have a lifteime supply of exciting, hot women available to him, and that boxing that all out for an uneductate nanny with no skills or money of her own was a huge mistake.

    As Chris Rock says, a man is only as faithful as his options.

  18. Jrz

    Took the words right outta my mouf, Ching Chong.
    It’s a conflict as old as time…. New Pussy v. Old Pussy

  19. kaylia

    i want her pants.. not IN her pants, but her pants… they’re pretty nice jeans

  20. What is it with Sportsman and loose women. Cheryl Cole got cheated on by Ashley and she’s gorgeous and now tigers missus…Gees!

  21. Bosco

    Everyone needs some strange now and again……

  22. Gustav

    She’s swedish to

  23. lisa

    So, #12, how many Swedes do you know?

  24. whatever

    why do people think because someone is beautiful they are less likely to be cheated on?

    it doesn’t matter how beautiful the woman is — a man wants what a man wants and he will go get it, by the laws of nature! men are biologically wired to want sex from as many partners as possible, and monogamy is unnatural (for both men and women). it’s completely made up.

    i think people need to realize there is no such thing as a happy ending, marriage is bullshit, and as awful as cheating is, money and beauty can’t prevent it.

  25. Slick Willy

    Not one comment about why it’s not ok for this psycho bitch to come after her husband swinging a golf club at his head? I don’t give a crap if he banged some waitress on the front lawn, she had no business getting violent with her husband. What if this were reversed, and Tiger came home to find his wife banging the pool boy – if Tiger had chased his wife out of the house swinging a golf club at her head, he would have been hauled off by the cops, fingerprinted, restraining order entered against him, massive child support award, thrown out of his own home, with the dumbass bikini model left with sole custody of the kids, the house and the cash. So, why the heck didn’t wussy ass Tiger man up and sign a police report on this psycho airhead washed up talentless bitch, get a restraining order, and have her ass hauled off to the pokey?

  26. Slick Willy

    Not one comment about why it’s not ok for this psycho bitch to come after her husband swinging a golf club at his head? I don’t give a crap if he banged some waitress on the front lawn, she had no business getting violent with her husband. What if this were reversed, and Tiger came home to find his wife banging the pool boy – if Tiger had chased his wife out of the house swinging a golf club at her head, he would have been hauled off by the cops, fingerprinted, restraining order entered against him, massive child support award, thrown out of his own home, with the dumbass bikini model left with sole custody of the kids, the house and the cash. So, why the heck didn’t wussy ass Tiger man up and sign a police report on this psycho airhead washed up talentless bitch, get a restraining order, and have her ass hauled off to the pokey?

  27. Cristina

    Apparently none of you have stopped to consider that maybe SHE LOVES HIM and THIS HURT HER. Please, get over ur money excuses. Her response clearly demonstrates hurt. If all she cared about was money, then she wouldn’t give a f about mistresses because it doesn’t hurt her bottom line.

    You cynical a-holes

  28. Rosie

    Cheating is for cowards and there are other ways to deal with it other than with violence.

  29. whacked angel

    After reading all the comments, I will not pass judgement on anybody including Tiger and his wife Erin. They will have to answer for their misgivings sooner or later. The only people that are really suffering during all this and will be scarred are their twi precious children.
    And the cycle will continue.
    God Help us all.

  30. Ema

    It’s not for us to judge, you never really know someone well until you lived with them. That is the test of a good marriage, not looks for they fade. Don’t judge him unless you walked in his shoes.

  31. Justice for All

    Shoot that efffing coon already (rolls eyes)

  32. obviously she’s not enough for him anymore. his personality or attitude could have changed, hers could have too, and so on… one of them stopped giving the other what they want/need and that led to last week’s meltdown.

    #178 – agreed, however i can understand her reaction.

    i’d take her in, that’s for sure.

  33. Minkyboodle

    Being married to it does not necessary mean he is getting it too.
    Marriage vows seem to be a universal off switch.

  34. Judy

    He’s such an idiot. She’s far more beautiful than his whores.

  35. Aesop

    The haunting fact is Ellen did not want to date Tiger because he is…well…ugly. She could have produced attractive children rather than the mixed up shit she has now. She needs to take his money, milk him for child support and I mean take him back to court on an annual basis, and find a good looking dude and live off the little cheater’s money for the rest of her life.
    And she could then live happily ever after.

  36. Aja

    Tiger is so UGLY. ewww, that is the bigger shock, that he looks like that and cheats on this pretty woman

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  38. i would cheat on that what a hottie he is an idiot

  39. Paulie Girl

    Famous guys cheat except for Paul McCartney. He never cheated on his wife Linda.

  40. The Dude

    oo?

    Rachel looks like a better bed toy.

    ?oo

  41. Big Daddy

    Uh……………….Those photo’s are……………..Pre-babies I assume ? Because the photos I’ve seen recently show her to be albino.

  42. Tigerisdumb

    Fuck all you people talking shit about Tiger’s wife. He has the world and goes and fucks it up with these two tramps. These two chicks are average at best for being so called HOT CELEB CHICKS and before you go taking aim at me, no my wife doesn’t look like them but then again I’m just a poor shit trying to make a living not celeb with $$$$$$. Why don’t some of you get some fucking morals and realize he didn’t just cheat on her but the kids too, and yes dumb asses the kids look up to their father and this will hurt them too. If you tired of a hot looking wife and want to go fuck something new, get a divorse and go to Vegas, they have lots of stupid hot chicks looking to suck off some dude with tons of cash to blow on them and then leave town even with poor slobs like me, these chicks are so desperate for attention they’ll fuck anyhting that can get them on TV or in print. A divorse would have been cheap compared to what he is gona pay now.

    And no haters I’m not gay! I’m what you can call a real man who loves his wife & kids and would never put them through this shit. This country needs its men & women to start acting like adults & not like fucking high school punks! Can you say the same for yourself, if not SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY!!

  43. Beth

    It scares me to see some of the boys running around pretending to be men. I feel sorry for your wives with the mentalities you have, and with attitudes like that, it’s no wonder they let themselves go, walk around without makeup on, and won’t put out.

    I wouldn’t, either if I were them.

    Here’s a thought: treat her right, take out the trash without being asked, quit leaving your crap all over the place and take her out, and you’d be surprised at how much she’ll “put out.”

    I swear, some of you boys act like it’s rocket science. I’m thankful to have a husband with common sense.

    A good marriage requires effort from both parties. You can’t expect a wife to go out of her way to cater to your every whim when you treat her like garbage.

  44. shankyouverymuch

    Let’s talk about Mrs. Keaton, AKA – Meredith Baxter Birney … She’s the mother of 5 & has been married 3 times. Now all of a sudden at age 62 the clouds have parted & she has this revelation that she is a finger banging dyke!?!? This is a sad & confused old woman.

    Besides attention whoring, I see no conceivable reason for her to get on TV & announce to the world that she’s now a carpet munching purv.

    At her age this is obviously nothing more then a cheap & lame publicity stunt at trying to rekindle a career that has been all but dead for years & years! If you’re gay, fine- be gay, whatever, but really NOBODY gives 2 craps about the sexual proclivities of a dried up old prune~

    Thank you for your time & consideration in reviewing my opinions on this matter :O)

  45. Vag King

    She’s hot, but now that she’s had two kids her vag is all stretched out … Tiger wants a vag he has to claw his way through …

  46. Felix

    Billionaire athlete / celebrity cheats on trophy wife. What a shock.

  47. dawson1488

    You are so right 174. Too bad we can’t just constantly have mass orgies like back in the day when people actually pursued and satisfied their desires before religion ruined it all.

  48. Lauren

    #74 said it all! Very nicely put.

  49. Lauren

    Oh, and “Vag King”….I’ve had two kids and my vag isn’t all stretched out. It’s called a “courtesy stitch.”

  50. mercedes

    Tiger is a stupid ass to cheat on her. She respected his huge PRIVACY thing and unlike Amy (Michelson’s wife, the golfer) she does not parade around the golf course getting glamor shots and dragging around “the kids”
    Now he does this to her!!!
    Role model.
    Yah sure. Every asshole guy now feels good that he cheats…..because whoooo so does the asshole tiger.
    Thanks tiger
    E……do every woman a favour!!!!!
    Dump his ugly ass and take all his money.
    You will do BETTER…start your own career.
    Those rich bastards will lay at your feet.

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