Because my journalistic instincts enable me to cut to the very essence of a story, here’s more bikini pictures of Tiger Woods’ wife that surfaced online thanks to their inability to argue without taking a sand wedge to an Escalade. I’m pretty sure the only way I’d get tired of having sex with this woman is if we were married for five years and I had enough money to make cocktail waitresses pretend golf is a turn-on. — Wait.
This is what Tiger Woods cheated on.
December 2nd, 2009 // 375 Comments