GRAMMYS: Marilyn Manson’s camel toe is freakishly life-like

January 31st, 2010 // 146 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman’s crystal computer as a hat. Which also explains why her vagina looks like a pale Marlon Brando circa 1978.

JOR-EL: Kal-El, down here. Down here, Kal-El.
SUPERMAN: Yeah, dad? Aw, Jesus.
JOR-EL: Haha! Made you look!

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Comments (146)

  1. Giorgio! | February 1, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    This is the ugliest tranny impersonator I have ever seen. She is so fucking ugly that when she/he was little his/her parents had to tie meat around his/her neck so that the dogs would play with him/her/it.

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  2. tanya | February 1, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    this is a piece of shit.
    people offended by pinks outfit, she wore a flesh coloured suit.
    this, this illuminati whore is offensive, nothing to the imagination. her songs are riddled with i love statn backwards, you tube it sheep!
    the illuminati triangles on her face. just google lady ga-ga illuminati puppet, read, learn.
    everything you think you kn0ow, is wrong!
    these days artists, like this crap have to sell their souls in order to become famous.

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  3. tanya | February 1, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    this is a piece of shit.
    people offended by pinks outfit, she wore a flesh coloured suit.
    this, this illuminati whore is offensive, nothing to the imagination. her songs are riddled with i love satan backwards, you tube it sheep!
    the illuminati triangles on her face. just google lady ga-ga illuminati puppet, read, learn.
    everything you think you know, is wrong!
    these days artists, like this crap have to sell their souls in order to become famous.

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  4. sandie | February 1, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    She looks like a dude without the long part, that face is very tranny.

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  5. Mike Walker | February 1, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    Tanya, take that illuminati shit to Bossip.

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  6. missywissy | February 1, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    I like Lady Gaga, however I don’t know what it was about her performance last night, it was good, but was waiting for the piano to crash into the floor, or something unexpected. I like her space princess outfit. That’s cool that they attatched the hair to a suit. I was wondering how her hair changed so quickly.

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  7. eat me | February 1, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    I would still fuck her,,,,,him,,,,whatever..

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  8. Hannah | February 1, 2010 at 7:10 pm

    You are all just jealous. I hope bitching about other people and their choices (fashion, music, personal) fills a void that you all obviously are seriously lacking. Maybe your mommy didn’t cuddle you enough when you were a baby, but Lady Gaga is out there doing something none of you immature losers are ever going to even begin to accomplish in your sad little lives. I’d never think to comment on any of theses message boards but enough already.

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  9. jennifo | February 1, 2010 at 7:40 pm

    I like Gaga. She’s down to earth and has some real talent. Just check her up on Youtube pre-famous days, where she sings live w piano only. Her voice is pretty amazing. Unfortunately, she’s too ordinary looking to not put on a crazy act to get noticed. I LOVE HER PAPARAZZI VIDEO!!! Amazing! She will become the next big thing. No doubt about it. Like Madonna was back in her day…Though I must admit, Madge was better looking young, BUT she had much less vocal ability and talent than Gaga…so it evens out somehow. In her interviews, she’s like a shy little girl trying to make a living doing what she loves. She’s only 23 people! I totally respect her for being so determined to become who she wants in life. RESPECT!!! Go Gaga!

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  10. Narcissist | February 1, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Butt Butt Butt Poker Face.

    Butt, Butt Poker Face.

    Hey, what if Manson dated GaGa in a bid for relevance? Then he could give back Evan Rachel Wood.

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  11. No | February 1, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga is attractive is blind.

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga is talented is deaf.

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga is original is lost.

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga has any redeeming qualities at all is wrong.

    Simple as that.

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  12. Anon | February 1, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    No, she’s not original. Drag queens have been wearing similar ridiculous, over-the-top outfits for years. But I love drag queens, therefore I love the absurd shit she wears.
    Her music, however, makes my ears want to bleed.

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  13. Brenda | February 1, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    THEY ARE CALLED PUSSY LIPS, IDIOTS. THOSE ARE HER PUSSY LIPS!

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  14. DHS | February 1, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    I love her bruises.

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  15. Simon | February 1, 2010 at 10:03 pm

    No bait and tackle. She’ll need a new trick though, her 30 minutes are up…unless she decides to stay a fag hag.

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  16. Ljute Fisk | February 1, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Shauna Sand’s shoes.

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  17. malicious | February 2, 2010 at 12:47 am

    why not? nice to see someone not giving a fuck

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  18. B | February 2, 2010 at 2:14 am

    Kinda wonder if she’s pushing the limits more and more, until one day she does something drastic. I saw these pics and immediately asked my husband if anyone had ever committed suicide during a performance. I wouldn’t be surprised if she did something like that to always be famous. Hmmm

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  19. zincink | February 2, 2010 at 3:22 am

    Lady GAGA stop copying Dale Bozzio!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ

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  20. jill | February 2, 2010 at 5:37 am

    Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.

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  21. hotpussy | February 2, 2010 at 8:58 am

    She got nothing to sell, no looks except the same old type of album. You call that HOT and ART??

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  22. ohhowsplendid | February 2, 2010 at 10:45 am
  23. nomko | February 2, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    ok i’m absolutely horrified wtf is wrong with her nobody wants to see her disgusting vajayjay

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  24. dolly | February 2, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    forget about the camel toe… that wedgie is brutal. I feel sorry for her.

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  25. rosebud | February 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    i love her.

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  26. dusk99 | February 2, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    She makes me confused about my sexuality.

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  27. Insatiable Peter | February 3, 2010 at 2:37 am

    @34: Wilco, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Shins, David Bowie, Miles Davis, Peter Gabriel, Fiona Apple, Queens of the Stone Age, Stereolab, The Smiths, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Arcade Fire, Neil Young, etc.

    That’s music.

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  28. Chicago liposuction | February 3, 2010 at 2:40 am

    100% convinced that lady gaga and marilyn manson are the same person. When I saw I thought, “OMG Lady Gaga last night?! Oh wait, it’s Marilyn Manson. Wait, it IS Lady Gaga!”

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  29. Melissa | February 3, 2010 at 11:01 am

    All those poor bald children in India who have to shave their heads to make all these fucking ugly wigs of hers…

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  30. dildo girl | February 3, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Whatever happend to being recongised for producing decent music not for dressing like a tranny marilyn manson impersinator.

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  31. youneedhelp | February 3, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Was this closeup really necessary??? You people need help!

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  32. Clairs | February 4, 2010 at 1:53 am

    Wow!Wow!Wow!!!It’s disgusting!!!It’s said “FitnessKiss”dot com which brings our fitness love and relationship to us is a fashion website for fit and sexy guys/gals, you gonna check it!!!!!

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  33. DIm | February 4, 2010 at 11:16 am

    Can’t you see what’s going on here?
    Let me start with the obvious she isn’t very pretty at all. In fact she is well below average in the looks department. So she draws the attention away from her face by wearing leotards and g-strings and whatever else she wears… Simply proving the fact that a girl doesnt have to be good looking she just has to have nice legs and an ok ass to get attention.
    Food for thought.

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  34. DIm | February 4, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Can’t you see what’s going on here?
    Let me start with the obvious she isn’t very pretty at all. In fact she is well below average in the looks department. So she draws the attention away from her face by wearing leotards and g-strings and whatever else she wears… Simply proving the fact that a girl doesnt have to be good looking she just has to have nice legs and an ok ass to get attention.
    Food for thought.

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  35. Fuxyslot | February 4, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    I think her pantslessness was actually somewhat okay, because the garments at least looked to be somewhat of value and almost like a crazy persons legitimate art. But then all of the other ugly popstars stopped wearing pants and Lady Gaga seems to be just trying to keep up her “fashion foward” name or whatever, being that she always need to be a step ahead once the copycats fall in line.
    But seriously, this is like 400 steps backward. Nice fucking dollar store purple ribbon spun around an ice skating outfit. At least the hideous yellow hair catsuit hoodie is actually nicer than her fried-to-all-fuck platinum blonde with sorry ass looking extensions sewn in.

    Also, the lack of penis didn’t convince me that it wasn’t Marilyn Manson for at least like, 5 minutes.

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  36. Sss | February 4, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    I’m pretty sure that even with his junk. Marilyn Manson would of looked better in every costume she tried to pull off..

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  37. Rylee | February 5, 2010 at 2:28 am

    Oh my goshh. She’s not that bad looking but I just don’t understand why she enjoys looking like a freak! She’s so weird. I’m totally over all of her stupid outfits to get PR. It’s annoying.

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  38. Terry | February 7, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    I’m sick of this shit. Stop dressing like this.

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  39. giardia dogs | February 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    Is that really Marilyn … yuck!

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  40. Eli Xangry | February 9, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    The only thing I can think of when I look at Pics 3 & 7 is “Electro” from the old Spider Man cartoons.

    I’ll get you Spider Man!!

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  41. Jonathan Budd Review | February 19, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Lady Gaga is a freak.

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  42. milu | February 21, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    I like the whole glam, “trying too hard” thing. The visual aesthetics are stunning, and unlike most chick popstars, they don’t rely on objectifying her as a piece of meat. She objectifies herself as art, that can be mass produced and distributed. But yet the message is very optimistic, even though she’s making a ton of cash, I don’t get the sense that this is all that its about. Her music is very bland, but I’m willing to give her a hell of alot of credit for her stylistic integrity.

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