GRAMMYS: Marilyn Manson’s camel toe is freakishly life-like

January 31st, 2010 // 146 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman’s crystal computer as a hat. Which also explains why her vagina looks like a pale Marlon Brando circa 1978.

JOR-EL: Kal-El, down here. Down here, Kal-El.
SUPERMAN: Yeah, dad? Aw, Jesus.
JOR-EL: Haha! Made you look!

Photos: Getty
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  1. Giorgio!

    This is the ugliest tranny impersonator I have ever seen. She is so fucking ugly that when she/he was little his/her parents had to tie meat around his/her neck so that the dogs would play with him/her/it.

  2. tanya

    this is a piece of shit.
    people offended by pinks outfit, she wore a flesh coloured suit.
    this, this illuminati whore is offensive, nothing to the imagination. her songs are riddled with i love statn backwards, you tube it sheep!
    the illuminati triangles on her face. just google lady ga-ga illuminati puppet, read, learn.
    everything you think you kn0ow, is wrong!
    these days artists, like this crap have to sell their souls in order to become famous.

  3. tanya

    this is a piece of shit.
    people offended by pinks outfit, she wore a flesh coloured suit.
    this, this illuminati whore is offensive, nothing to the imagination. her songs are riddled with i love satan backwards, you tube it sheep!
    the illuminati triangles on her face. just google lady ga-ga illuminati puppet, read, learn.
    everything you think you know, is wrong!
    these days artists, like this crap have to sell their souls in order to become famous.

  4. sandie

    She looks like a dude without the long part, that face is very tranny.

  5. Tanya, take that illuminati shit to Bossip.

  6. missywissy

    I like Lady Gaga, however I don’t know what it was about her performance last night, it was good, but was waiting for the piano to crash into the floor, or something unexpected. I like her space princess outfit. That’s cool that they attatched the hair to a suit. I was wondering how her hair changed so quickly.

  7. eat me

    I would still fuck her,,,,,him,,,,whatever..

  8. Hannah

    You are all just jealous. I hope bitching about other people and their choices (fashion, music, personal) fills a void that you all obviously are seriously lacking. Maybe your mommy didn’t cuddle you enough when you were a baby, but Lady Gaga is out there doing something none of you immature losers are ever going to even begin to accomplish in your sad little lives. I’d never think to comment on any of theses message boards but enough already.

  9. jennifo

    I like Gaga. She’s down to earth and has some real talent. Just check her up on Youtube pre-famous days, where she sings live w piano only. Her voice is pretty amazing. Unfortunately, she’s too ordinary looking to not put on a crazy act to get noticed. I LOVE HER PAPARAZZI VIDEO!!! Amazing! She will become the next big thing. No doubt about it. Like Madonna was back in her day…Though I must admit, Madge was better looking young, BUT she had much less vocal ability and talent than Gaga…so it evens out somehow. In her interviews, she’s like a shy little girl trying to make a living doing what she loves. She’s only 23 people! I totally respect her for being so determined to become who she wants in life. RESPECT!!! Go Gaga!

  10. Butt Butt Butt Poker Face.

    Butt, Butt Poker Face.

    Hey, what if Manson dated GaGa in a bid for relevance? Then he could give back Evan Rachel Wood.

  11. No

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga is attractive is blind.

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga is talented is deaf.

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga is original is lost.

    Anyone who thinks Lady Gaga has any redeeming qualities at all is wrong.

    Simple as that.

  12. Anon

    No, she’s not original. Drag queens have been wearing similar ridiculous, over-the-top outfits for years. But I love drag queens, therefore I love the absurd shit she wears.
    Her music, however, makes my ears want to bleed.

  13. Brenda

    THEY ARE CALLED PUSSY LIPS, IDIOTS. THOSE ARE HER PUSSY LIPS!

  14. DHS

    I love her bruises.

  15. Simon

    No bait and tackle. She’ll need a new trick though, her 30 minutes are up…unless she decides to stay a fag hag.

  16. Ljute Fisk

    Shauna Sand’s shoes.

  17. malicious

    why not? nice to see someone not giving a fuck

  18. B

    Kinda wonder if she’s pushing the limits more and more, until one day she does something drastic. I saw these pics and immediately asked my husband if anyone had ever committed suicide during a performance. I wouldn’t be surprised if she did something like that to always be famous. Hmmm

  19. zincink

    Lady GAGA stop copying Dale Bozzio!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ

  20. jill

    Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.

  21. hotpussy

    She got nothing to sell, no looks except the same old type of album. You call that HOT and ART??

  22. ohhowsplendid
  23. nomko

    ok i’m absolutely horrified wtf is wrong with her nobody wants to see her disgusting vajayjay

  24. dolly

    forget about the camel toe… that wedgie is brutal. I feel sorry for her.

  25. rosebud

    i love her.

  26. dusk99

    She makes me confused about my sexuality.

  27. Insatiable Peter

    @34: Wilco, Nirvana, Radiohead, The Shins, David Bowie, Miles Davis, Peter Gabriel, Fiona Apple, Queens of the Stone Age, Stereolab, The Smiths, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Arcade Fire, Neil Young, etc.

    That’s music.

  28. 100% convinced that lady gaga and marilyn manson are the same person. When I saw I thought, “OMG Lady Gaga last night?! Oh wait, it’s Marilyn Manson. Wait, it IS Lady Gaga!”

  29. Melissa

    All those poor bald children in India who have to shave their heads to make all these fucking ugly wigs of hers…

  30. Whatever happend to being recongised for producing decent music not for dressing like a tranny marilyn manson impersinator.

  31. youneedhelp

    Was this closeup really necessary??? You people need help!

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  33. DIm

    Can’t you see what’s going on here?
    Let me start with the obvious she isn’t very pretty at all. In fact she is well below average in the looks department. So she draws the attention away from her face by wearing leotards and g-strings and whatever else she wears… Simply proving the fact that a girl doesnt have to be good looking she just has to have nice legs and an ok ass to get attention.
    Food for thought.

  34. DIm

    Can’t you see what’s going on here?
    Let me start with the obvious she isn’t very pretty at all. In fact she is well below average in the looks department. So she draws the attention away from her face by wearing leotards and g-strings and whatever else she wears… Simply proving the fact that a girl doesnt have to be good looking she just has to have nice legs and an ok ass to get attention.
    Food for thought.

  35. I think her pantslessness was actually somewhat okay, because the garments at least looked to be somewhat of value and almost like a crazy persons legitimate art. But then all of the other ugly popstars stopped wearing pants and Lady Gaga seems to be just trying to keep up her “fashion foward” name or whatever, being that she always need to be a step ahead once the copycats fall in line.
    But seriously, this is like 400 steps backward. Nice fucking dollar store purple ribbon spun around an ice skating outfit. At least the hideous yellow hair catsuit hoodie is actually nicer than her fried-to-all-fuck platinum blonde with sorry ass looking extensions sewn in.

    Also, the lack of penis didn’t convince me that it wasn’t Marilyn Manson for at least like, 5 minutes.

  36. Sss

    I’m pretty sure that even with his junk. Marilyn Manson would of looked better in every costume she tried to pull off..

  37. Rylee

    Oh my goshh. She’s not that bad looking but I just don’t understand why she enjoys looking like a freak! She’s so weird. I’m totally over all of her stupid outfits to get PR. It’s annoying.

  38. Terry

    I’m sick of this shit. Stop dressing like this.

  39. Is that really Marilyn … yuck!

  40. Eli Xangry

    The only thing I can think of when I look at Pics 3 & 7 is “Electro” from the old Spider Man cartoons.

    I’ll get you Spider Man!!

  41. milu

    I like the whole glam, “trying too hard” thing. The visual aesthetics are stunning, and unlike most chick popstars, they don’t rely on objectifying her as a piece of meat. She objectifies herself as art, that can be mass produced and distributed. But yet the message is very optimistic, even though she’s making a ton of cash, I don’t get the sense that this is all that its about. Her music is very bland, but I’m willing to give her a hell of alot of credit for her stylistic integrity.

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  43. Stranni Chel

    i would do the both

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