GRAMMYS: Marilyn Manson’s camel toe is freakishly life-like

January 31st, 2010 // 146 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman’s crystal computer as a hat. Which also explains why her vagina looks like a pale Marlon Brando circa 1978.

JOR-EL: Kal-El, down here. Down here, Kal-El.
SUPERMAN: Yeah, dad? Aw, Jesus.
JOR-EL: Haha! Made you look!

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Comments (146)

  1. where is fish? | February 1, 2010 at 8:12 am

    Seriously, is Fish still writing these? I haven’t been on here for a while but fucking hell the standard has shot way down. Also, please cut out all this “amirite”, “amirite”, “om nom nom nom” meme bullshit. It’s actually embarassing having to read and you’re doing it all wrong anyway. Lurk more, fuckhead.

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  2. Narcissist | February 1, 2010 at 8:22 am

    It looks more like Marilyn Manson than Marilyn Manson does. Maybe he should try out that yellow hair wig/dress.

    So GaGa is about 40 yrs old now?

    @ 34 – Heidi Montag Rulz. RULZ!! I believe her album sales will cross the 1000 mark some time between February and November. I KNOW they will. Certified sandstone baby.

    @ 46 – He might be rethinking parenthood.

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  3. Helena HAndbasaket | February 1, 2010 at 8:25 am

    First Ali Lartner last week, and now this? Fish, vaginas are soooo 2008. Please post more snausages. Somebody must have Scott Brown’s deleted pee pee.

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  4. pappy smear | February 1, 2010 at 8:25 am

    i think i see some skins remotely in the vicinity of a vagina… where’s the giant pink star fish…

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  5. Rough uncut--well actually... | February 1, 2010 at 8:32 am

    Is this a glimpse of how creatures from the 3rd dimension look like?

    Cant anyone do an expose, on where and how she come up with those prop get ups…Now im curious a little, maybe

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  6. Truk | February 1, 2010 at 8:54 am

    I don’t care for her, but I know all you losers are gonna see a VH1 behind the music-type deal on her in a few years and be like “oh, she’s soooo wonderful and great.”

    Anyways… She obviously thinks of herself as the chick David Bowie or something, the bad part is, DB went androgynous and looked more feminine, GaGa goes there and POOF! Marylin Manson.

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  7. kanyesuxwhitey | February 1, 2010 at 9:02 am

    Heard the faghag was with Jayz and Kanye backstage taking shots of rectal juice !

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  8. Natalie | February 1, 2010 at 9:25 am

    I really thought it was Marilyn Manson.

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  9. Darth | February 1, 2010 at 9:26 am

    Which of these three is Marilyn Manson?

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  10. susiekilini | February 1, 2010 at 9:31 am

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  11. Boogeyman King Dong | February 1, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Could Angelina Jolie keep herself in control?!

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  12. Rhialto | February 1, 2010 at 9:45 am

    Her bikini line has been licked bald.Who’s responsible for that!?

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  13. SO RIGHT | February 1, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Lady Gaga is actually more talented and more interesting than 3/4ths of the other clowns on that stage, last night. I thought the Grammys were AWFUL this year. Ugh – I was totally bored. It was like how many random people can you get on the stage for each performance? Seriously, sometimes less is more. Taylor Swift & Beyonce? Is that what we’ve been reduced to? Too bad, actually. I mean I love Taylor Swift. I think she’s darling, but neither Taylor nor Beyonce are very good singers! Sheesh!

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  14. Bleh | February 1, 2010 at 9:56 am

    @ #3

    Yea that’s pretty much what he’s saying, what the fuck did I do to get stuck behind this moron. He’s also thinking how much it would cost him if he just cut off her damn hat and cutting himself.
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    On another note, why the fuck does the editor of superficial insist on showing us pictures that just rape our eyes with stupidity and painful uglyness?

    Come on stop trying to show us crap like Borat’s fucking green bathing suit. or Pamela anderson’s junk or now more recently THIS HO BAG with Manson as a double fuck you to the readers.

    Not cool, not cool.

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  15. TetterkeT | February 1, 2010 at 10:06 am

    404′d!@#

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  16. Nero | February 1, 2010 at 10:06 am

    DON’T CLICK on my name.

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  17. FRANKOBL3 | February 1, 2010 at 10:07 am

    MY EYES, MY EYES!!! Okay, we had enough punishment. TAKE DOWN THE DAMN PICTURE!

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  18. Gumby Dammit | February 1, 2010 at 10:14 am

    Looks like she’s channeling Amy Winehouse in a few of those. Turn back from the precipice!

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  19. sdfsdfds | February 1, 2010 at 10:16 am

    25, well actually it’s easier to be an “artist” when you don’t have to worry about holding a real job to keep a roof over your head

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  20. La Manchuba | February 1, 2010 at 10:17 am

    @63: So are you saying that Lady GagMe was the best of an awful bunch? High praise indeed.

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  21. sdfsdfds | February 1, 2010 at 10:20 am

    I mean I wish I had a trust-fund, so I could major in something I actually found fun instead of something practical :/

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  22. Whoa it's Marilyn Ma- ... oh. | February 1, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Whatev. People say she’s “such a freak” but she ain’t. She puts on some silly costumes. Whoaaaaaaaaaaaah. What a freak. Imagine, a performer wearing some crazy-ass outfit.
    If she were such a freak she’d be at home masturbating in a bathtub filled with body parts and fruit loops, tracing the outlines of news broadcasters on the television screen in magic marker and refrigerating jars of her own shit, and nobody would even know she existed.
    So until she freaks it up like a proper freak, I don’t wanna hear none o’this “freak” talk.

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  23. heh | February 1, 2010 at 10:37 am

    She looks like Amy Winehouse in that yellow wig thing. Pfff – she WISHES she were an actual freak like Winehouse.

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  24. Fitness Strength Training | February 1, 2010 at 10:39 am

    pic 3 – is what the futurictic people from pluto?..haha

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  25. Fitness Strength Training | February 1, 2010 at 10:40 am

    pic 3 – is what the futurictic people from pluto?..haha

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  26. Fitness Strength Training | February 1, 2010 at 10:40 am

    pic 3 – is that the futurictic people from pluto?..haha

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  27. titsonsnack | February 1, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Didn’t she used to be curvier? She keeps getting more and more twig-like.

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  28. kanyesuxwhitey | February 1, 2010 at 11:18 am

    Much better version here of Lady GAGGAG’S Pukerface http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEST-oQH68

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  29. oooaaahhh | February 1, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Gaga makes me wanna gagag

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  30. Pseudopodia | February 1, 2010 at 11:43 am

    shes not trying hard enough

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  31. chupacabra | February 1, 2010 at 11:56 am

    she has VERY interesting sparkly costumes. I may be a hippie, but I like sparkly too.

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  32. WTF?!? | February 1, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    There’s only one reason Lady GooGoo dresses like that; she hates you. And me.

    Mostly you, though.

    And she probably hates her vagina, too, except for the banging Angelina Jolie part.

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  33. DogBoy | February 1, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    The space outfit is pretty hot, and she’s better than average looking for sure. Love the integrated wig– the other outfit could have used a merkin the same way!

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  34. No GaGa.. You are NOT invited into my head. | February 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    I know that I should probably have something funny and witty lined up for such a sacred event, such as Lady GaGa at the Grammys, unfortunately… I just can’t wrap my mind around such nonsense… And as everyone in my life knows, I only make fun of serious matters.

    I just… I don’t get it.

    I hate you GaGa… I can’t wait for the day that you choke to death on sparkles and horse hair.

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  35. el ces | February 1, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    LOL these two, i swear.

    gaga looks pretty with long hair

    manson is a demigod, business as usual ;)

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  36. God | February 1, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    While I think I did pretty good job overall with the evolution thing, this is a good opportunity to point out how there are transitional stages along the way. You may have wondered, while drooling into your bowl of Lucky Charms after a night of downing vodka and dog spit shots, why it is the male seahorse that gives birth to baby seahorses. Because I made it that way. Much like fossils of “ancient” dinosaurs, these pictures exist for no reason other than to test your faith.

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  37. jake | February 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    That guy next to her IS HER FATHER! The one who needed heart surgery, who she convinced to have it!

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  38. THE COCK MASTER | February 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    YES!!! MORE COCK!! TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAYYY
    MARILYN MANSON LOOKS GREAT AS A BLONDE!!!!
    -THE COCK MASTER

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  39. Sara | February 1, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    ‘If Freddy Mercury and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun Had a Love Child: It would be Gaga in her opening number” from MSN.

    HA HA HA HA HA

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  40. Sara | February 1, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Her dress is not “freakier” than Elton Johns was in the 70′s. Some people can handle it and others can’t.

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  41. SirMstr | February 1, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    That guy sitting behind her is Space Cowboy. Her DJ. I’m sure he doesn’t mind sitting behind her, weirdtards.

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  42. Reesy | February 1, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    this is one chick i will never get!…..what is with her?!?!

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  43. mitch cumstain | February 1, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    I have an inverted boner, I mean the exact opposite of whats supposed to happen. EW!

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  44. Igottabemeeee | February 1, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    For those who say this proves she doesn’t have a penis – have you ever seen the genitals of a hermaphrodite? If they have both parts, the penis is relatively small. It is called “tucking” because they can tuck their penis INSIDE their vagina.

    This proves nothing.

    Check out Chyna’s penis if you don’t believe me. And hers is just from roid usage.

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  45. Mike Walker | February 1, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Check out the black dude in pic 4. He’s tranfixed by her magic star.

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  46. PunkA | February 1, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    I call bullshit on this. No way is that a photo of Lady Gaga. That is 100% Marilyn Manson in drag.

    IT IS MARILYN MANSON IN DRAG!!!!

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  47. rachel | February 1, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    who thinks of this shit?

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  48. teebol | February 1, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    she is HOT, get over it. Real and better than these idiot Grammy grannies who ought gettoughta da biz. Mealy Cyprus? Come on? Brittney? over.

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  49. bert | February 1, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    She’s gonna poke-r face with that one costume! get it? Poker Face. I kill me.

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  50. AnonymousError | February 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    I want to see lose her balance one day and get stuck on the ground in one of those ridiculous get ups.

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