GRAMMYS: Marilyn Manson’s camel toe is freakishly life-like

January 31st, 2010 // 146 Comments

Here’s Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman’s crystal computer as a hat. Which also explains why her vagina looks like a pale Marlon Brando circa 1978.

JOR-EL: Kal-El, down here. Down here, Kal-El.
SUPERMAN: Yeah, dad? Aw, Jesus.
JOR-EL: Haha! Made you look!

Photos: Getty
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  1. FIRST! Also, ew.

  2. Areas

    wow i can imagine how much bikini waxing she went through !

  3. Dani

    That guy behind her is like…seriously? Of all the seats in the effing place, I have to sit behind her?

  4. Miss Sarah Lyn

    So…
    about that dick she’s rumored to have…
    yeah, no.

  5. Pammy

    I dig.

  6. Dogless

    She looks so…unhappy.

  7. RJ

    OMG!! I seriously thought it was really Marilyn Manson. Then I realized even HE isn’t as crazy as this woman.

  8. Jill

    ye-ah! right. totally pr on the penis thing. all bs. only a vagina there… lady gaga is manufactured bs

  9. sss

    i am SO confused with her purple dress.. it looks like jsut a dress, then you realize the its a FULL CAT SUIT/DRESS that goes over her head with yellow hair attached.. that is the weirdest but most creative thing ever haha

  10. georgia

    I dead set thought that WAS manson until i saw the peace tat.
    Jesus christ Gaga!
    VOMMMMIIITTT!!!

  11. Jill

    @6… unhappy cuz she’s owned

  12. kt

    omg I thought it was marilyn manson!!!

  13. Number 3 —> WIN! Genius…

  14. i’m so over her. she’s just… trying so hard.

  15. Old Person

    In picture #3, who is that holding her hand and why does he look scared?

    Her shrink re-thinking career choices?
    Her lawyer re-thinking what the shrink told him?

    And in picture 8, is that a _run_ in her undies? There appears to be a row or two of sequins missing.

  16. gen

    Post pics of Ke$ha!! Mah new girlcrush ;p

  17. Jon and Kate Plus Haiti

    That roast beef is so rank even Arby’s wouldn’t sell it.

    You know I have been Hetro my whole life but maybe I have been wrong, her vagina frightens me, seriously I think my nuts are trying to turtle shell up in my stomach

  18. lol

    i wonder if her vag has ever slipped out during a performance :/

  19. I think she is doing a great job and trying her best. She looks pretty in her cat dress.

  20. Holy cow, that totally looks like frikin Marilyn Manson in the first pic. I was like, wtf where did his penis go? Then I read the text.

    lolz

  21. She's NASTY

    She’s a hero to fashion fags everywhere, but a total joke as a performer & artist. The only way she can get people to notice her is not with her “music” (which sucks bigtime), but by dressing like an idiot & demanding attention. Absolutely PATHETIC…

  22. AnaR

    I think she’s hot as hell

  23. Colombo

    She looks like a character from The Mighty Boosh

  24. Richard McBeef

    POST OP TRANNY.

  25. browny

    She’s a spoilt rich girl (Upper East Side) you is ‘playing’ at being an ‘avant garde’ ‘artiste’…. please, please, please GO AWAY, your 15 minutes are up, girlfriend.

  26. browny

    *who

  27. Chris

    damn shes ugly. who ever thinks she’s hot is utterly blind.

  28. ldsqtbea

    wait a second … i thought marilyn manson was a dude …

  29. ldsqtbea

    hahaha now i get it … and eww gross >.<

  30. Lady Gaga is a freak. Aaaaannnnnndddd I love it.

  31. gagalicious

    OMG GUY IN PIC 7!!!! I can’t stop laughing!! ditto #3!

  32. Lovely

    ooooooMG lol I’ll be the 20th person to say this but I REALLY REALLY thought that was marilyn manson! What the hell is she on these days? Has a new drug been invented, that makes you want to dress up like a willy wonka nightmare? whew! she is very brave..I agree with # 6 she definitely looks unhappy, BUT I looooove listening to her music before I go clubbing

  33. Insatiable Peter

    She should be Lady Get a Job. She sucks so badly, I can’t believe this is what passes for music right now.

  34. Tammy

    @33- I think it’s performance, you know like a circus. Entertainment… something fun to watch. Duh. What do you consider *music* btw?

  35. Doc Schweinstrudel

    American Italian women are so classy…

  36. F*ckRandal

    god damn….that is one ugly ass bitch

  37. brute

    Uh guys, I’m a huge gaga fan but I gotta mention. That’s her DAD sitting beside her. so like, her dad saw her in that green outfit. live.

    Even I have to say that’s just crude. I mean, you don’t have to make the crotch tinier and tinier each time. No one wants to see that, really.

    The funny thing is she goes on about how she wouldn’t pose for her cover full body even though everyone wanted her to because they wanted her to sell sex. Like she’s not doing that?!

  38. Jennifer

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

    die lady gaga, DIE

  39. Reina

    I gotta admit her outfits are interesting, always weird and unique…I just think her music sucks though. Standards of music keep going downhill.

  40. Eva

    OMG. That is the most brutal camel toe I have ever seen in my LIFE.

    I feel really sorry for her vagina right now.

  41. AnnaDraconida

    And *this* is the new fashion icon.

  42. hategaga

    she tries so hard. you arent madonna dear.
    madonna is iconic ,she pushed the limites so many times.
    u are annoying gaga
    get a life. its all about imitating madonna. thats all

  43. Her snatch was totally brutalized and driven direct to Sandpaper Avenue. I am all for the talent but this is becoming a full on “Look at me daddy! Look at me!” episode. The world isn’t cheering, they are cringing in their adult diapers.

    If you are going to try and be Manson you must first copy and paste, then after that you must come up with witty comments to fool all bible belt watching families where you then reveal your beef or pretend to suck off random person in the audience, perhaps hump your metal star might be an option. Heaven knows I have seen enough to be a clone.

    If you are going to bare your ass cheeks please consider some baby oil for the love of all ass cheeks on earth or try for some decent tan lines.

  44. Her snatch was totally brutalized and driven direct to Sandpaper Avenue. I am all for the talent but this is becoming a full on “Look at me daddy! Look at me!” episode. The world isn’t cheering, they are cringing in their adult diapers.

    If you are going to try and be Manson you must first copy and paste, then after that you must come up with witty comments to fool all bible belt watching families where you then reveal your beef or pretend to suck off random person in the audience, perhaps hump your metal star might be an option. Heaven knows I have seen enough to be a clone.

    If you are going to bare your ass cheeks please consider some baby oil for the love of all ass cheeks on earth or try for some decent tan lines.

  45. laam

    u are not MADONNA .get a life gaga. madonna is #1 most populkar artist around the world. ur not even on the news outside usa

  46. Jesus

    @15 that’s her father. I honestly doubt he’s scared or rethinking anything.

  47. Captain Bullshit

    I love how you zero’d in on 15. I see you JESUS! i see you!

    Hey GAGA go back to fuckin Polaroid! You TURK OUR JERBS!

  48. Jon

    Gaga has become a parody of herself at this point. But I will say one thing..

    She owned those failzors who said she was a man. One of the pics is so closeup you can see her pube stubble.

    As we sure she didn’t start the rumour to get publicity?

  49. La Manchuba

    Good lord she was beaten with an ugly stick in the womb. Eeewwwwww.!!

    It’s sad when an entertainer tries to stake a claim to being innovative when all she’s really doing is imitating (copying) the greats of the 80s. Gag(a) needs to go away, and take Perez Hilton (her chief ass-licker) with her.

  50. Pal

    “As we sure she didn’t start the rumour to get publicity?”

    Public relations firms plant stories about or for their clients all the time. They’ll deny it, but it’s the bread and butter of their business.

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