This is getting ridiculous.

Here’s Paris Hilton getting out of her car in Hollywood yesterday and I’m not even going to comment on the fact you can see her groin because, at this point, it’d be like commenting on whiskey making you drive better. Stop the press!

In the meantime, I’m pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.

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