This is getting ridiculous.

February 24th, 2010 // 95 Comments

Here’s Paris Hilton getting out of her car in Hollywood yesterday and I’m not even going to comment on the fact you can see her groin because, at this point, it’d be like commenting on whiskey making you drive better. Stop the press!

In the meantime, I’m pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.

NOTE: Full Size versions are slightly NSFW.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. tracyty

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  2. Ego

    WTF fish? This post isn’t even funny. In fact, most of your posts lately haven’t been funny. They’ve been fucking lame. If this is a new writer, quit. If this is the old writer and you’re on medication, quit taking it.
    God, you mentioned whiskey and didn’t even give it a plug for it’s deliciousness.

  3. BOBBY

    nothing special!how many was inside of this????but for sure nevery my!! big shame!humble women would not show this type of nothing:They are mere preety and humble women as she is!!!;money is a source of all evils……….

  4. missy

    As far as I know there is only one legitimate place to watch it the rest have been scams :/ you can go here though :) http://watchthecrazies.info

  5. I think everybody has been blamed for Katrina at one point or another by now though. Congress, George Bush, sinning Americans, and now feminism. I’m sure I’ve missed at least a half dozen groups being blamed for it.

  6. Seriously, who cares about seeing her panties after we’ve all already seen much more?!

  7. welldoneson

    You all should follow Paris on http://twitter.com/ParisHilton .

    You’ll find out how stressful her life is, what with having to
    get up in the morning once in a while, fly to New York,
    get some pictures taken, fly to Paris, go to a party, I mean
    imagine doing that sort of thing day in and day out… no wonder
    she shows ‘er cooter, she wants some wholesome country
    guy to abduct her and save her from all that so we’ll never
    see her again… oh please, Gawd, let it happen…

  8. Mr. Niiiice

    me too, hell yeah i wanna fuck her. she`s so hot and beautiful

  9. Classy. That is all I have to say. Just classy.

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  11. Big B

    I want to hate her like everyone else, but her legs and vagina are so pretty I just want to fuck her instead

  12. Mere

    This is ridiculous!
    That doesn’t even LOOK like a crotch shot, if anything, it might be the seams of her tights.
    People need to grow up and get lives, and even if that is anything, which I doubt it is, it’s none of your business! Everybody has slip ups, I can tell you how many times I’ve worn a dress, and walked up stairs or whatever. Sometimes it’s just unavoidable.
    Also, I really doubt she got a boob job, he boobs are uneven and small-ish. They look just like they have in the past. She probably is just wearing a really good push-up bra.
    Seriously, leave Paris alone!

  13. Phil

    I can spot that push up bra from a mile away. No, 1 1/2 miles away.

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  15. Suckit

    I’d fuck her. HARD!

  16. good…..nice??

  17. This is ridiculous!
    That doesn’t even LOOK like a crotch shot, if anything, it might be the seams of her tights.

  18. me too, hell yeah i wanna fuck her. she`s so hot and beautiful

  19. waw… that is really ridicules, However it is so interesting to see her pussy, and it is so tight and attractive, i like her pussy,

  20. HunkyHunk

    My tongue is still waiting for warm and snug place :P

  21. People need to grow up and get lives, and even if that is anything, which I doubt it is, it’s none of your business! Everybody has slip ups, I can tell you how many times I’ve worn a dress, and walked up stairs or whatever. Sometimes it’s just unavoidable.

  22. So nice, please sent her to me

  23. In the meantime, I’m pretty sure Paris has a personal plastic surgeon on staff who inflates and deflates her tits like other women change eyeliner. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.

  24. Then again, that’d be insanely unhealthy, and I don’t want to get my hopes up. Sometimes you don’t want to dream too big.

  25. I think this photo is truly photo shopped and posted here for spoil the image of Paris Hilton. She is not that kind of celebrity who repeatedly do such stuffs for just getting publicity because she does not need to do this as she is already having that much fame which is enough to get fans.

  26. miapocca

    thisis a serious invasion of privacy..WHY??
    I cant stand Paris Hilton , but this photograph is disgusting…I hope she can set a precedent and sue you all

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  38. There is nothing to see but the crotch of her pantyhose and her flesh colored panties. The eggs I had for breakfast were more exciting.

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