Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline:
There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans.
A second photo shows J-Woww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She’s also wearing boots.
The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where J-Woww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots. The pics are shot with moody lighting against a brownish background.
Since I’m a betting man, I’m going to assume these photos are being passed around by the same publicist who sent me a completely serious e-mail with the following subject line:
MTV MEGA STAR J-WOWW TO SPEAK TO MEDIA TOMORROW REGUARDING SECURITY ISSUES OF HER HOMECOMING CELEBRATION ON LONG ISLAND AFTER ALMOST RIOT
Really? “Mega Star?” For what? Grinding random strangers on TV only to dick herself out of a second season by not realizing other women in Jersey can buy implants, too? Because if that’s the only criteria for stardom, I happen to also excel at making shit-ass decisions. Check this out:
*sits through entire episode of Jersey Shore*
TA-DA! (Shoot me in the retina.)
sushi | January 27, 2010 at 8:59 am
No interest in seeing bad fake tits unveiled.
Not to mention, I’m so sick of the Jersey Shore types I wish we could ship them all to Haiti.
livvv | January 27, 2010 at 9:11 am
J-woww isn’t from NJ. She’s from NYC, originally upstate New York.
livvv | January 27, 2010 at 9:13 am
J-woww isn’t from NJ. She’s from NYC, originally upstate New York.
havoc | January 27, 2010 at 9:26 am
Nice bod…..but that face is pretty busted up.
Mega-star? She’s basically a chick you fuck and don’t give her your name.
Basically.
.
Smarm | January 27, 2010 at 9:35 am
“43. GeneralEmergency – January 27, 2010 5:06 AM
Randal….
Where are you Randle?
Come out and blather on about how “Sweet” and “Talented” this roadside men’s room dweller is.
Randle?
I thought so.
Even Randle has standards.
”
Oh shut the fuck up. A) Randal will be here…..dont get your whitey tighties in a bunch….b) you would kill to fuck this chick…the fact you’d say otherwise just shows how true that is, and how in denial you really are. Show may suck (although i think its funny as shit…there’s a fight in every episode and a naked chick in the hot tub about as often), but theres no denying this chick is hot in a slutty sort of way. Frankly thats not the most flattering pic of her.
She had me at ‘the spinning backfist that caught the Situation across the grill in the second to last episode’. Classic.
Ego | January 27, 2010 at 9:38 am
I’d brown bag it. snizz is still snizz
God of Thunder | January 27, 2010 at 9:40 am
She turned me off completely ever since the episode after Snooki got punched. When J-Wow took Snookie out for drinks. J-Wow had these huge sweat stains under her arms. Gross. Plus she smokes and fights and sounds like a dude.
Rough's goodwill tour | January 27, 2010 at 9:58 am
Every minute with the cigarettes, morning breath is not bad enough? Id throw her right out the effing window…
Mister Mister | January 27, 2010 at 10:03 am
Looks good. I’d eat her ass.
Bosco | January 27, 2010 at 10:04 am
Wonder if Tiger Woods hit that…..
Brian0523 | January 27, 2010 at 10:11 am
Jesusfuckingchrist – I could land a 747 between those fake tittays! Honey – you’re supposed to have cleavage, not a effin runway between those things!
Jimmy | January 27, 2010 at 10:39 am
Nothing but plastic tits on a plastic piece of trash.
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 27, 2010 at 10:46 am
That is anh ugly ass tattoo! Is the fire coming out of the dragon NECK??? Why not the MOUTH????
My daughters 6th grade class watches JERSEY SHORE and so she could join oin on the “lunch room talk” she watched it this weekend. She asked me to watch it with her and I flat-out refused. She said “You used to watch ROCK OF LOVE. You watch CELEBRITY REHAB. why wont you watch JERSEY SHORE?” And I said “The shows I watch have celebrities on them. Maybe not Top Shelf Talent but people Ive at least HEARD of. Who are these Jersey Shore people??? A bunch of nobodys getting drunk and getting into fights. I can watch my FRIENDS do THAT!”
SO RIGHT | January 27, 2010 at 10:52 am
She has a great body. She just needs to clean up the face and start having some self-respect and it could be good!
misterfister | January 27, 2010 at 10:55 am
I want to use her mouth as a toilet
Smarm | January 27, 2010 at 11:27 am
”
64. SO RIGHT – January 27, 2010 10:52 AM
She has a great body. She just needs to clean up the face and start having some self-respect and it could be good!
”
Yep. Slammin body. And while most would look like shit w bolt-ons like that, for her, for some reason,it fits. I think shes got the self respect, if anything, shes about as close to normal as you were going to get on that shoe, minus maybe Vinnie, heh.
Naomi | January 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Lmao @ 22.
Trogdor! I’m sure any dude that touches her is gonna be burninating in his man patch.
Judge Smails | January 27, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I’d pay a few schekels to smell her farts
amy | January 27, 2010 at 12:43 pm
For all of you fixated on the Trogdor comparison . . .
IT IS NOT TROGDOR! #26 is right. No big beefy arm. Although I’m sure the line “burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages” probably bears some relevance in this instance.
CMYK_Josh | January 27, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Meh. She’s rocking the body but the tat sucks eggs.
Also, man-face.
bigbadbrad | January 27, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Anyone else think the Superficial writer tries WAY too hard to be funny? Just post the story, post the pics, and be done with it.
r k | January 27, 2010 at 1:10 pm
the stupid show keeps her from pole dancing for dollar bills…
Scotto708 | January 27, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Not bad. I have saw alot worse though. Everyone just has to understand she is just a 2 bit whore. She is on tv and your not. 1 bottle of Grey Goose and I’d fuck 4 sho.
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faded | January 27, 2010 at 3:44 pm
what a stupid tattoo.
gen | January 27, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Ooooh, she’s hot. Why is Snooki the famous one?
Kristen | January 27, 2010 at 5:55 pm
That broad is all kinds of greasy. They couldn’t have Photoshopped out the acne? Jesus.
Mrs. Swan | January 27, 2010 at 8:10 pm
She looka like a man.
SATAN | January 27, 2010 at 8:29 pm
me ‘n this bitch need to smush.
some light details…
i’d fish hook her just hard enough to draw a little blood cuz i have a feeling she’d be into it.
Bazongas | January 27, 2010 at 8:40 pm
With her ridiculously sized implants, this skank should see about getting promotional money/advertising from some plastic surgeon. Her titties stick straight out; there’s hope for all flat chested guidettes everywhere…
B | January 27, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Why is there a floor fan in the background of the 3rd pic??
um... | January 27, 2010 at 9:57 pm
i couldnt see the floor fan cuz i couldnt get past the ginormous man hand..at first glance i thought she had 6 fingers WOWW
JNOT | January 27, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Trannies need love too!! Think about it, deep voice, fake boobs, a boyfriend who is more girl than man … nail on head!
Blech | January 28, 2010 at 12:25 am
Looks a little mannish in the face-pooh!
CMYK_Josh | January 28, 2010 at 5:53 am
Damn, I finally looked at the last 2 pics. That has to be the stupidest shoot I’ve ever seen. Is she a fucking suprano with the .45 or what?
I’ll never understand guido sensibilities.
Laney | January 28, 2010 at 7:56 am
damn.
YOU BLOGGERS ARE SOME JEALOUS WEAK FOLKS..
I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS GIRL, BUT…TO CRITICIZE HER LOOKS..
OF COURSE SHE IS SEXY,
YOU FAT FTARDS
Giblets | January 28, 2010 at 8:22 am
Nice Trogdor tattoo…blergh.
G&T | January 28, 2010 at 11:25 am
Please someone send pic #2 to Vivid, Digital Playground, Evil Empire, and every other “film” company in the San Fernando Valley to see if they give her a job!!!!
m65 field jacket | January 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm
very nice bikini shots
abby | January 30, 2010 at 5:51 pm
It’s sad when a girl with such a beautiful face does that to her boobies, no need.
HARD BOOBS | January 31, 2010 at 11:10 am
DO MEN REALLY LIKE ROCK HARD FAKE BOOBS?
cheap kamagra | January 31, 2010 at 4:16 pm
she looks just like she does meth
Gary B | February 2, 2010 at 11:45 am
J WOWW, how about J-SKANKK.
Just the Tip | February 2, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Her underwear in pic 4 says “Are you in?” right on the ass. Did anyone think of the implications of that question?
Keep it Classy Jersey Shore.
Cordell Cox | February 2, 2010 at 11:01 pm
Not JWow but J Whore
Jayde | February 3, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I bet Playboy will offer J Woww a cover shot and spread deal and you know she will probably take the deal and why not?
dog lymphoma | February 8, 2010 at 11:17 am
OK … that is not good at all.
dsi r4 | March 12, 2010 at 2:24 am
Wow! I must say she is having awesome figure and fleshy body. J WOWW is really dam hot and that tatoo is looking so great on her stomach . But I think she has done breast implants or some cosmetic surgery.
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