Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline:
There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans.
A second photo shows J-Woww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view! She’s also wearing boots.
The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where J-Woww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots. The pics are shot with moody lighting against a brownish background.
Since I’m a betting man, I’m going to assume these photos are being passed around by the same publicist who sent me a completely serious e-mail with the following subject line:
MTV MEGA STAR J-WOWW TO SPEAK TO MEDIA TOMORROW REGUARDING SECURITY ISSUES OF HER HOMECOMING CELEBRATION ON LONG ISLAND AFTER ALMOST RIOT
Really? “Mega Star?” For what? Grinding random strangers on TV only to dick herself out of a second season by not realizing other women in Jersey can buy implants, too? Because if that’s the only criteria for stardom, I happen to also excel at making shit-ass decisions. Check this out:
*sits through entire episode of Jersey Shore*
TA-DA! (Shoot me in the retina.)
First?
First?
This chicks got some tits.
This chick needs to get DP’ed.
I can actually HEAR the herpes in these pics.
on her tattoo, why are the legs of the dragon on different sides of its body?
DO
NOT
WANT.
BARF.
tits or it didn’t happen
I’m going to start watching this drivel. She makes things happen in my pants.
This chick looks like she has a meth face…..
Would do that ass, tits and face X2 and then scrub with bleach and pray that it wasn’t herpes.
Please allow me to fill up your DuPont cooz with my bleach-smelling man milk.
Sincerely,
Grandpa
I’ll just stay away from New Jersey, as I have for 50 years…why start now…
Why do i keep thinking ‘spackle’?
what’s with the gun in the 3rd pic?
Everything about this show, and its cast, is retarded. Plus, in that MTV press release part, I am pretty sure that “reguarding” is a made-up word.
she looks like a man.
What a cheap ass looking slut.
WTF are all these ugly skanks from NJ-Shore getting press for? They look exactly like what they are? PIGGISH, cheesy, New Jersey skanks? I don’t get it….NJ is the friggin armpit of the eastern seaboard?
Would fuck her.
sorry but fake tit do not do it for me.
is that trogdor?
Is there anyone who didn’t think she was a stripper when you first seen her in Episode 1?
Yeah, I’m also a mega star, wanna see my boobs????
Ewww… nothing worse than a ho who thinks she’s hollywood. I hear Tila Tequila is single, maybe she should give her a call…
@22
no big beefy man arm, thats dagron isnt burninating anything! ;)
Damn! I was gonna say she looks like a man! A highly airbrushed man that is.
Her body looks so wrong. Belly button way too far down, and not even a belly for it to be on. Just ribs then flatness then a vagina.
Gee; what a shocker. A chick that acts like the sluttiest whore-skank who’s walked on planet earth, currently slutting it up on an attention whoring tv series, has posed for topless photos? Say it ain’t so!
She’s a slutty skank, so this doesn’t surprise me even in the slightest…
I would rather look at Doutzen Kroes jogging, just saying.
What would really be hilarious is if this attention-whoring slut’s topless photos screws up their negotiations with MTV and causes them to get replaced. I wonder how long she’d live after that. If I were a cast member and I lost out on $120k + a $10k bonus because of one stupid whore, I’d seriously think about introducing her to my baseball bat MANY times…
The license plate says it all. ‘Downlo’ as in a dime-a-dozen low rent East Coast skank. Thank you for reminding me why watching reality TV shows is an incredible waste of time..
Aww look. She took a pic with her pet horse in the second picture. <3AWW<3
@31……..that’s the sad part, these photos will actually help her stance at MTV. The same fucking channel that GLORIFIES HOT TUB 3-SOMES, BUT BLEEPS OUT LYRICS TO A SONG GLORIFYING MARIJUANA. Go figure.
And the whole cast seemed so claasy and elegant…
And the whole cast seemed so claasy and elegant…
Superficial Writer, I’m surprised at you. You bring in the news of nude photos but don’t provide them or at least links? Without proof, it didn’t happen.
WAIT-WAIT! I take it back. I don’t want to see them anyway. I just saw her face.
I spent a week at the Jersey Shore back in 98. It smelled like rotting fish. At the time, I thought the smell was in fact caused by actual fish.
i’ve never watched jersey shore, but this girl has an amzing body, and she does not look like a man. there have ben uglier girls on this site. i guess everyone is jumping on the “lets trash jersey shore” bandwagon. i mean seriously she is shapely, even if her boobs are fak, they look great, she got a really fat tummy, most women do not look like this. so even if you dont like the show or the people, just going looks wise, you guys are being pretentious fucktards, acting like you could or would do better.
i’ve never watched jersey shore, but this girl has an amzing body, and she does not look like a man. there have ben uglier girls on this site. i guess everyone is jumping on the “lets trash jersey shore” bandwagon. i mean seriously she is shapely, even if her boobs are fak, they look great, she got a really flat tummy, most women do not look like this. so even if you dont like the show or the people, just going looks wise, you guys are being pretentious fucktards, acting like you could or would do better.
The best thing to do with these fame whores would be to ignore them and not even make fun of them or post them on the site. You are part of the problem Mr Superficial.
Randal….
Where are you Randle?
Come out and blather on about how “Sweet” and “Talented” this roadside men’s room dweller is.
Randle?
I thought so.
Even Randle has standards.
.
TROGDOR!
(I see #22 beat me to it. But yeah — it’s Trogdor, all right.)
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Her panties spell the truth: r-u-n. As in “for your life.”
Yeah, They are al disgusting pathetic human beings. But I’d still do her.
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I do have to give her credit for one thing.
J-Woww > Snooki