This Post Is About Reese Witherspoon’s Breasts

Because I refuse to post about soon-to-be Kardashians farting in cars, here’s Reese Witherspoon at the Toronto Film Festival yesterday. Which means she spent 9/11 on foreign soil instead of on “American ground” and must now face Kate Upton in the Freedom Dome or everybody hates the troops and some stupid shit about Hillary Clinton having Parkinson’s. (Am I doing this right? Did it need more racism? What if I fired six shooters into the air?)

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