This Might Be Madonna’s New Boyfriend

January 7th, 2011 // 44 Comments

Here’s Madonna and 24-year-old French break dancer Brahim Zaibat out in London last night, and before I jump in and presume there’s a relationship (See: Chloe Sevigny and Pauly D.), let’s take a look at the facts here: It’s Madonna with a young black kid being shoved into her limo. Yeah, that’s not a date. That’s her being fed. I’m amazed someone didn’t snap a shot of her jaw unhinging as a smaller head slowly came out. Or at least catch a wing popping out the window. Then again, we probably shouldn’t rule out her dark magic erasing the film. I always forget that along with where these talon marks keep coming from. Wait a minute…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. That’s her and Dennis Rodman’s secret love child..

  2. Madonna
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    This is all kinds of gross.

  3. Hi

    I want one.

  4. JulieCo

    He really is Madonna’s boyfriend !! I read his interview about their relationship in the French magazine Grazia. “She is like every woman. She’s not a monster”. Of course not…

  5. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    Tim Daly of T.V.’s ‘Wings’: Your easily surprised bodyguard, ladies and gentlemen.

  6. Deacon Jones

    He looks like he’s about to blow up a plane.

  7. FlappyJowls

    A decade from now when she dies of a mysterious STD, she will have it named after her.

  8. This poor poor bastard is nothing but a burp now.

  9. Ray's Sister

    Not a word. The filter will take them out anyway.

  10. Madonna
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    Uncircumcised flannel shirt…interesting choice.

  11. Marin

    It’s called a b-boy. NOT a break dancer.

  12. The Queen needs fresh blood for inspiration & exercise.
    Bring forth all your heterosexual brown boy dancers. There really aren’t very many for her to choose from.
    Not you Chris Brown. You don’t meet the “heterosexual” qualification.

  13. Facebook me

    They’ll fuck for awhile, then he’ll realize she is a fitness whore, botox junkie used up twat..Just like the rest of them figured out.

  14. Baron Bleeke

    thats the biggest orphan ive ever seen!

  15. swan

    It’s creepy that at her age she needs to find guys THAT young and flaunt it at the same time. AWESOME example for her children. When guys do it it’s gross as well… 25-30 yr age differences. But come on, with small children at home who are old enough to understand, it’s creepy.

  16. Km

    No one else thinks he looks reeeeeally gay? Come on, she’s the female Hugh Heffner. Her relationships with all thr different youngins are for show.

  17. Nikki

    Her little French Fry

  18. Aussie Mama

    madonna is a pedo….end of story.
    i wonder how she’d take lola humping a 40 year old right now?
    whats the diff?
    hefner, madonna, yuk!

  19. wim

    let’s say: HE IS A TERRORIST!!

    • Jeremy388

      As a Marine of the United States let me just say you should step back and take a look at who the real terrorist is. I saw things done to other countries that make you look like a fucking twat! In the eyes of the world from Germany to Japan your the terrorist! What irony, and how over confident your fat ass id. Ofcourse you would be considering you call people who actually have a life terrorist when you sit behind the computer, and try to pin point everything wrong. You are an idiot. There is nothing more to it. As for every other racist shit here. I didnt fight overseas to come back to a president with the last name Huessie which you young dumb fucks voted for so shut the fuck up! Hill billy, trailer trash!

  20. Madonna
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    I’d eat that.

  21. dontlooknow

    I can’t wait until she starts trying to steal Lourdes’ boyfriends!

  22. So she’s dating Chris Brown?

  23. Madonna
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    Looking good, Madonna… U could be my age (mid. 30′s), but I know why you’re wearing the leather gloves….. :o)

  24. Madonna
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    Love how all this medical work has Madonna acting and looking like the Joker more and more. Oh wait I forgot it was natural aging aka dating the youngest legal males possible.

  25. anna sanchez

    Hess fine!!! U go Madonna! ! U dirty couger u!!

  26. Nero

    It looks like he’s coming straight from the desert.

  27. nella anto

    I already love him, arabic male beauty is my new secret obsession. They’re masculine, they’re direct, they’re clean, they’re well endowed and cut, they’re muslim… every girls feels so feminine next to them! They’re EXPLOSIVE!!!

    • Their clean???? Ever sit beside one in a Subway on a hot summer day? Tehy may bathe but many of them haven’t realized the Christian world invented deoderant. They’re muslim is a good thing for a woman? Ever see how muslim men treat their women? Does the term ‘property’ mean anything to you? Every girl feels so feminine next to them. Yes, because it’s hard not to feel feminine next to Achmed as he beats you for adding 1 too many sugars to his morning coffee.

  28. Rhialto

    Yep that’s it.

  29. Galtacticus

    This is it.

  30. Gando

    Couldn’t he wear a cap or something?

  31. Nero

    Don’t forget to put your eyes down when they pass!

  32. jaybird

    Is it just me, or does he look a little…uh….GAY?!?!

  33. He’s a male dancer of course he’s gay. He’s just acting straight with Madonna so she can buy him pretty things. Besides, Madonna has the harshf ace of a man and probably had a penis implant years ago.

  34. danielle

    i dont think he’s gay ..he’s french so he has that thing about him. but he is fiyah! and what i mean by that is that he is FINE!!!!

  35. Sara

    She is a beautiful woman and she looks like 30. I would love to see how the most of you will look like when you are her age. She doesn’t hold the gun to these guys, they obviously want to be with her. Kudos to Madonna, you rock. I was 4 yrs old when she first came out and I never stopped admiring her. She is daring, intelligent and very sexy woman.

  36. mad dog

    muslims screw americans all the time

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