- The Situation dubbed “Sensation of the Year.” [GQ]
- Eva Longoria was “no angel” during her marriage. [Popeater]
- Joe Jonas can’t resist… [Dlisted]
- Brad Pitt lost his camera full of private photos. This should end well. [Lainey Gossip]
- Avril Lavigne tries her best. Let’s give her that. [Hollywood Tuna]
- David Arquette seems to be doing alright. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Olivia Wilde in Details. [Popoholic]
- Miley Cyrus is about to become really fun. [Just Jared]
- Chicks with freakish man stomachs. That’s my opinion. [theCHIVE]
- Paris Hilton and other malfunctions. [Celebslam]
- Michael Jackson might have been a genius after all. [BuzzFeed]
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Is that Snookie? She’s looking better than usual.
Mr. Situation Sorrentino, you are absolutely knocking us out with your rock solid body and endless charisma. You are Hollywood’s fastest rising star and have impacted us big time by way of your number 1 hit TV series and by guest starring on Dancing With The Stars. There is no end in sight for your meteoric rise.
On another note if in a couple years you find that fluffing gaylords in Wal-Mart parking lots is the only way to make a few bucks, well God willing please allow yourself to take that journey for us.
God bless, my friend.
Randal
I like this new Randal better than the old one
I miss the old Randal.
Randal, that was SPOT ON! I gotta use this somewhere.
Str8 gay
More like “burning sensation”. Amirite?
Win
Get back on that tanning bed & put the setting on “Extreme Crispy Orange”.
Stay in there until after the holidaze.
I hope the tanning bed clamps down like a coffin and we will all be done reading about this famewhore.
um… he looks kinda hot? I hate to admit it.
Thanks for putting up something for the ladies, Fish!
Stop trying to fool everyone, lesbian. You’re doing it wrong.
Doable sans the face. Just being honest.
@Sarcasm No, I’m not a lesbian. But thank you for trying to “insult” me.
@kulit I agree. His face kinda puts me off. But I guess it could be worse.
this guy is just a little sawed off greasy dego! i just dont get what the deal is with him
this guys ego is probably bigger then his dick. I dont find his personality, face, body or fame at all attractive.. he is one big cold shower for the SANE female species~!
He has fame?
WTF is Formspring?
What a tool.
naw, he just looks DTF….dudes.
Low point of my weekend wasn’t eli throwing yet another game, or that the shitstain jets and eagles fuckin both won. before all that, on sat morning my 4yo informed me we “have a situation here”. KHAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
You’re not supposed to tan with shoes on!
Is that the aroma of roasted garlic?
haha we all know he takes lots of dick, who does this lame douche think he is fooling?
Situation making the dough any way he can. Me? id be worry about what people think. He looks like lord of the dance showing off in a Alejandro theme club…
I hear that UV rays kills the herpes. Better crank it up a notch.
turtle head
What the F! I didn’t know Michael was the lead in TRON:Legacy.
The situation has a situation with shit stained vibrators.
Queer guy for the straight eye
The only thing that would make that picture any gayer is a side of Andy Dick.
Yup, that picture will certainly put me off women. And food. And water. And breathing.
How is he still on that bed? Surely with that much grease he should have slid right off.