This Looks Straight and Other News

November 22nd, 2010 // 33 Comments
The Situation GQ

- The Situation dubbed “Sensation of the Year.” [GQ]

- Eva Longoria was “no angel” during her marriage. [Popeater]

- Joe Jonas can’t resist… [Dlisted]

- Brad Pitt lost his camera full of private photos. This should end well. [Lainey Gossip]

- Avril Lavigne tries her best. Let’s give her that. [Hollywood Tuna]

- David Arquette seems to be doing alright. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Olivia Wilde in Details. [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus is about to become really fun. [Just Jared]

- Chicks with freakish man stomachs. That’s my opinion. [theCHIVE]

- Paris Hilton and other malfunctions. [Celebslam]

- Michael Jackson might have been a genius after all. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Is that Snookie? She’s looking better than usual.

    • RandaI

      Mr. Situation Sorrentino, you are absolutely knocking us out with your rock solid body and endless charisma. You are Hollywood’s fastest rising star and have impacted us big time by way of your number 1 hit TV series and by guest starring on Dancing With The Stars. There is no end in sight for your meteoric rise.

      On another note if in a couple years you find that fluffing gaylords in Wal-Mart parking lots is the only way to make a few bucks, well God willing please allow yourself to take that journey for us.

      God bless, my friend.


  2. Richard McBeef

    Str8 gay

  3. More like “burning sensation”. Amirite?

  4. Cock Dr

    Get back on that tanning bed & put the setting on “Extreme Crispy Orange”.
    Stay in there until after the holidaze.

    • Facebook me

      I hope the tanning bed clamps down like a coffin and we will all be done reading about this famewhore.

  5. suck it

    um… he looks kinda hot? I hate to admit it.
    Thanks for putting up something for the ladies, Fish!

  6. tish

    this guy is just a little sawed off greasy dego! i just dont get what the deal is with him

  7. Lepper

    this guys ego is probably bigger then his dick. I dont find his personality, face, body or fame at all attractive.. he is one big cold shower for the SANE female species~!

  8. s'up Bitches

    WTF is Formspring?

  9. Whatever

    What a tool.

  10. Hmmmmm

    naw, he just looks DTF….dudes.

  11. Low point of my weekend wasn’t eli throwing yet another game, or that the shitstain jets and eagles fuckin both won. before all that, on sat morning my 4yo informed me we “have a situation here”. KHAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!

  12. The Geekologie Writer

    You’re not supposed to tan with shoes on!

  13. Is that the aroma of roasted garlic?

  14. minajsstinkyasss

    haha we all know he takes lots of dick, who does this lame douche think he is fooling?

  15. Rough'ing with the stars

    Situation making the dough any way he can. Me? id be worry about what people think. He looks like lord of the dance showing off in a Alejandro theme club…

  16. mlkbunny

    I hear that UV rays kills the herpes. Better crank it up a notch.

  17. stevebeagle

    turtle head

  18. GingleJanglez

    What the F! I didn’t know Michael was the lead in TRON:Legacy.

  19. jojo

    The situation has a situation with shit stained vibrators.

  20. BENWAW

    Queer guy for the straight eye

  21. GravyLeg

    The only thing that would make that picture any gayer is a side of Andy Dick.

  22. Crabby Old Guy

    Yup, that picture will certainly put me off women. And food. And water. And breathing.

  23. The Situation GQ
    Commented on this photo:

    How is he still on that bed? Surely with that much grease he should have slid right off.

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