This is Why They Hate Us

It’s probably wrong to wish a terrorist attack would’ve happened, but I don’t know any other way to describe the feeling I felt when I saw the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning. Seriously, such a flagrant display of American excess in one room couldn’t be a better recruitment poster for Al Qaeda if each of these kids took turns shitting on the Qur’an.

Which the little guy in the black dress definitely did off-camera. *ducks*

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