This Is Who Tim Tebow Lost To

January 14th, 2012 // 136 Comments
Tom Brady Waterslide

So maybe that abortion wasn’t such a bad idea after all. Just throwing that out there.

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  1. Husker

    I had always wondered what it would be like to be God. After many lost hours pondering this mystery, I concluded it would suck. I based this on the fact that I have enough problems to deal with with friends, family, and work. God would have to deal with the problems of 6.9 billion people. Based on US averages, at least 1 billion of them would be assholes too. Then several years ago a man (substitute prophet or messiah for man if you prefer) named Tim Tebow entered my life. He showed me that God does not care about floods, famine, wars, or any other world problems. He just cares about his favorite US sporting teams and does all he can to make sure they win. Sorry Denver fans, God overslept on the New England game. With my newfound wisdom from Timmy, I realized the God job would be pretty cool. I just can not find the application anywhere. Inspired by the guy who made the comment about . JK, love the comment about dropping to a knee and praying in the office. Does Tebow do this at practice or just when the cameras are on?

  2. Brady’s gonna be laughing at you when he takes that trophy AGAIN this year, and they’re running out of places to hang the conference champion banners he’s won. He can squeal on a water slide if he wants – he’ll throw for 400 yards next weekend!

  3. Nano

    I can understand why many pelpoe dislike Tebow. He is a nice guy who appears to have a set of beliefs that guide him. Given that so many pelpoe really dislike themselves and almost everything except perversion it make sense.I like the fact that he takes the time to try and understand the issues and become an informed voter. All the money in the world would not make a difference if voters became informed as is their responsibility. People say they dislike the negative advertising, but it works precisely because most are not informed and are willing to believe the worst about everyone else.Money and negative advertising would not have the affect that it does if every voter did a “Tebow” and actually became an informed voter. “I am just to busy.” does not cut it for one of the most important responsibilities that each citizen has in this country. Failure to take responsibility and take seriously one’s actions are exactly why we get the same kind of politicians who always fail in their job of representing us. Voters get exactly what they deserve for the effort they put into their responsibilities.A free country will not stay free as long as voters fail to become informed voters as the founding fathers envisioned. The dislike of Tebow is exactly the same as the dislike for pelpoe of faith.

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