So maybe that abortion wasn’t such a bad idea after all. Just throwing that out there.
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Who the f*ck is Tim Tebow?
Jesus hates Tebow, and that’s why he lost.
This site never posts anything over the weekends. What kind of scumbags hate a nice guy THAT much?
Best Article of 2012 already.
Agreed, this article deserves a Pulitzer
Me! Although I would substitute ‘posturing phony’ for ‘nice guy’.
+1 @ CC
cc and Willie Dixon: so what’s it like to walk around with a cob up your butt?
@Belly Probably the same feeling as being butthurt that some guy manipulated thousands of legitimate Christians (including you) that his success was attributed to praying and then lost to a statistically superior QB who merely practices and thinks about football day and night and never once tried to jam his faith down everyone’s face out of “humility”.
Yeah, that’s the feeling.
“some guy manipulated thousands of legitimate Christians (including you) that his success was attributed to praying”
Holy shit, here I thought that was the entire concept of religion, when apparently it was something Tim Tebow thought up when he got to the NFL to piss off America.
Thanks Willie, you should teach Religion and History.
Where are his Uggs?
Left them in the locker with his scrunchies.
Sometimes we take things to a whole new and unnecessary level… and I don’t even like Tebow…
Everybody loses to a topless Alessandra Ambrosio.
incredible will to win, which a writer from Midwest Sports Fans is going as far as aillcng Jordan-esque. Critics would be utterly remiss to not mention how well the Broncos underrated defense has been
Read Matthew 6:1-18. The statement Jesus made in verse 6 in his Sermon on the Mount warns his foowllers away from hypocritical religious behavior. Critics of “Tebowing” have sometimes pointed to this verse, suggesting that the football player is violating the principle Jesus himself stated. In context, however, Jesus was not telling people to avoid public praying per se. The entire passage shows that Jesus was talking about the motives behind going public with one’s religious practices, including charitable acts (vv. 2-4), praying (vv. 5-15) and fasting (vv. 16-18). Jesus was objecting to the then common self-regarding practice in his culture of appearing pious to impress people and promote one’s status and reputation. He was calling for true religion: acts of charity and piety motivated by a desire to help others and serve God. By giving to others anonymously (v. 3), praying privately (v. 6) and fasting without calling attention to it (v. 17), we avoid the temptation to say (or think), “Look how holy I am!” Questions: In light of this passage, would you say more of us who follow Jesus should be giving unsolicited testimonies of faith in public? Why or why not? What keeps most of us from making such public testimonies?
oh aaaaaaaaahahahahaha aaaaaaaaahahahahahah hysterical. tremendously hysterical.
what has america a Christian country become since when do we fault a person for praying who cares if he does it on the field or on his bed at night time he should not be getting the slack he has hes a great player and made it much more further than these “haters” thought
There’s a time and a place, and shoving it up everyones ass out in the middle of the field in a game isn’t it. He’s self righteous and annoying.
What about that baseball player, I don’t remember his name, who always crossed himself when he came up to bat?
Just play the frickin’ game. I don’t drop to one knee and pray in the office lunchroom when I win a proposal. Why does he get to do it in his ‘workspace’ ALL THE FREAKIN’ TIME?
It’s called grammar and punctuation. It’s not hard or scary. Give it a try.
Fuck you. We first came here to get away from religious bullshit. America is not a Christian nation, we’re the “Melting pot” of everything and anything, dumb-ass.
We came here to escape religious persecution. not religious bullshit. Subtle difference.
By saying “we” do you mean you came over with the with some of the first settlers? That would easily make you 200 plus years old! Please let me be the first here to thank you for everything you’ve done for the nation and the world…
Why don’t you read the Constitution and the writing of our Founding Fathers. Then tell me that we’re not a Christian nation. We are all free to practice any religion we choose but this country was founded on the principles of a Judeo-Christian society.
He also doesn’t derseve any of the merit, he’s a shit QB who can barely through a ball, yet the religious fan compare him to legendary players…
Did god stop supporting Tebow last night, Or was he trying to feed kids in africa…. Bhaha neither, he’s worthless
I think the Bronco’s kicker would call you on your bullshit. It wasn’t Tim Tebow, it was the team. I don’t hate Tebow. However, when you shove your religion down peoples’ throats (his pro-life commercial with his Mom, for example), you have to expect some backlash. This is not a Christian country, exclusively. It’s assholes like you that think it is. In a lot of ways I feel sorry for Tebow, even though he is more than willing to be blown out of proportion. Fox news and the religous right overhyped this kid so badly there is going to be a lot of pressure on him to produce, and from the looks of that game against the Pats last night, he is far from being the “great” player you insist he is.
God likes Tebow, but He LOVES the Patriots.
Try a comma, or a period, asshole. I’ve only seen a worse assault on grammar from fucking Pakistanis.
Just for a point of clarification. Baseball players who cross themselves before an at bat are usually praying that they don’t get hit in the head with a fastball. Baseball players who point to the sky while crossing home plate after hitting a homer are asshats.
Tom Frank: I think I love you!
Athletes praying on the sidelines, pointing to the sky, crossing their chests, kissing their rosaries…it’s gone on for YEARS AND YEARS. Nothing new here.
Reggie White used to PREACH in the locker room – and I don’t remember him garnering a fraction of the flack in his entire career than Tebow has from you atheist hacks this past year.
So he did a commercial, where he just tells his story…so what? It wasn’t “in your face” or offensive – but if you took it that way, that’s your problem. Perhaps you feel guilty? Or your contempt for anyone taking a moral stand on anything infuriates you to the point of foaming at the mouth at the very mention of any beliefs derived from religion? At any rate, you’re embarrassing yourselves.
@ McDingles, it would actually make him 400+ years old. Yay history!
He respects God so much he prays for touchdowns, because the Almighty, Creator of the Universe, is very involved in football games.
Thank you Tom Brady and The Patriots for putting an end to this shit.
Shut your whore mouth ass.
You knew it had to happen at some point. No chance that his make-it-up-as-you-go-along style of football could work forever. Now he’ll have to train like a real QB and give Him the day off on Sunday next fall. I’m just glad the 9ers put an end to all the hype over Brees and all that “Who Dat” shit. 9ers!
+1000 Snack Pack. GO NINERS!!!! Gonna beat the Giants!
Every time the Patriots score, an angel gets its wings!
Wow. The author of this post takes loser to a whole new level. Grow up.
Says the hypocritical idiot who chose “abort yourself” as their oh-so-clever user name, thereby creating yet another new level of loser that needs to grow up. Get thee behind me, douchebag.
You’re a fucking loser.
Of course the freak jobs obsessed with women’s uterine growths come out of the closet to spread their vicious judgements on pro-choicers. I wish there were more abortions. Either that, or a plague. We need to cull the herd.
pssst: THIS IS MORE THAN COMPLICATED ENOUGH FOR HIM!!
Fuck off, Forrest. Stop pissing youself at the beginning of every post and quit depending on GoogleTranslate – it’s not your friend.
LoL , you Fundie minority majority can eat some shit, your golden boy lost , so sad , too bad. Maybe he should have prayed harder ? or maybe god was busy with real shit , like starving orphans or cleft lip third word babies.
I think there might have been a soccer game on the other side of the pond somewhere last night.
….and the Steelers lost to Tebow…..suck it ’till next season.
Love the site- usually it’s a good mix of witty commentary and Snookie jokes. I like that. Hating on Tim Tobby is not a hobby of mine but that’s okay. Supporting his abortion (and I know the back story well) is just downright malicious and I don’t come here for that shit. He plays football, badly or courageously, but that’s all he does. He doesn’t ask for the cameras, for the interviews, for the stupid heated debates, etc, like some “celebrities” do. Please stick to your material and stop disappointing a faithful visitor of the site. I understand you can keep making these type of jokes and my future absence will mean absolutely nothing, it’s just that I thought this site was better than that.
Anyway, sorry for the rant but I like to stand up for what I believe in. As petty as some might consider it.
“He doesn’t ask for the cameras, for the interviews, for the stupid heated debates, etc.” Bull-fucking-shit.
“In the 2009 BCS Championship Game, he wore John 3:16 on his eye black; the verse was the highest-ranked Google search term over the next 24 hours, generating over 90 million searches. Additionally, later, when Tebow switched to another verse, there were 3.43 million searches of ‘Tim Tebow’ and ‘Proverbs 3:5-6’ together. Tebow stated of the searches, ‘It just goes to show you the influence and the platform that you have as a student-athlete and as a quarterback at Florida.’ ”
He knows he’s getting this attention and he milks it for all it’s worth. So spare us the sanctimonious “he just shows up and does his job” argument, because it’s crap.
Go fuck yourself, TomFrank.
Thank you! He’s not asking for attention? Then pray in private! Quit hyping up that your god is taking his time to give you an extra touchdown. Put down the bible and pick up the playbook!
There is nothing humble about Tim Tebow, he is the atypical Christian con artist. He found a way to appeal to the Nascar demographic and sell books and jerseys and get more endorsements.
He could have come out and stopped all of this from the very beginning and told people to stop treating him like he was some deity but he did not, he lapped it up and encouraged it just by saying nothing.
The world is full of these Christian con artists that use religion to separate people from their money whether it be Joel Osteen or Creflo Dollar. I have three of these bastards that live in my neighborhood in big million dollar plus homes and drive six figure cars and they are not even the richest ones; there is one guy that has a massive house that makes ours look like sheds, a plane and enough cars for a small car dealership. One of my friends owns a car customization shop and this guy would come in and charge tens of thousands of dollars on the church credit card for customization jobs for his and his son’s cars all the time.
Go take your own advice, Boner Steve. TomFrank is one of the more intelligent and better commentors here as he can actually back up what he says, unlike sad little kneejerks like you.
Go fuck yourself, justifiable. You sad little kneejerk.
Also, TomFrank is a sad little kneejerk, you sad little kneejerk. He belongs on a conspiracy site. Also, mancrunch.com.
What’s it like to be original, Boner Boy?
Awwww! Justifiable! I didn’t know you cared. If you were a woman, I’d consider sending you a pair of shoes. (It’s how I declare my love.)
Brady gets to fuck a super model while Tebow is probably gay. If it wasn’t for football Tebow would be a Catholic Priest, going after young boys.
Funny, its not like the guy on the slide is good at his job or anything….and lets also say Tim, who hasn’t done anything wrong for all the hate, should have been aborted, but on the same topic of football act like you give a shit about the kids who got raped by Sandusky.
Then again, this is the mindset of a guy who’s contribution to the world is writing little stories online about famous people…
That you come here and read, apparently. So who wins? Not you.
I’m pretty sure this post is making more fun of Tom Brady than Tebow, and it’s awesome. Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore? Geez.
Those hands would be down if there was a man bent over in front of him.
I can just hear the high-pitched “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”
Goddamn, Fish. I’d rather have my quarterback shrieking on a waterslide than raping hillbilly girls in a nightclub. And as for Jesus in a Jersey, it’s ESPN that mentions his name 70 times an hour, then wonders aloud at all the inordinate attention he receives.
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