A DNA test proves Tiger Woods is NOT the father of the young boy above whose face first appeared on Kikster.com because his mother’s a filthy porn star who loves money. TMZ reports:
A source handling the situation tells TMZ the DNA test was performed in 2002, as part of “an ongoing child support battle.”
We’re told although the DNA test excludes Tiger, it establishes to a reasonable certainty who fathered the boy — a guy from Florida.
For the record, the boy is the son of Devon James (Link leads to NSFW photos.) who most Tiger purists still don’t consider a mistress in the official canon. Sort of like when producers tried to briefly replace Bo and Duke with Coy and Vance on The Dukes of Hazzard which further proves my theory the General Lee was a metaphor for butt sex. See? Nobody listens to me.
Photo: Kikster.com
Taz | June 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm
We need Maury
Jimbo | June 17, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I’d bang his mom!!!
Evil | June 17, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Sucks to be that kid….
Bennett | June 17, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Good to see a shine lover, porn pig looking to exploit her kid gets outed by her mother. That said, I need a chick to bukkake this weekend, and she fits the bill. A c-note would probably do the trick.
SA | June 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm
“who most Tiger purists still don’t consider a mistress in the official canon.” — A-MA-ZING!
cmyk | June 17, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I’m usually a stone-cold cynic but that bitch needs to be flogged for doing this to that kid. It’s one thing to be a whore but it’s another to pimp a kid like that.
Jay Jeffries | June 17, 2010 at 12:50 pm
I feel for the kid. His mom is a psycho, money grubbing, gold digging cunt who will do and say ANYTHING to get money. Her family is right; she is mentally disturbed…
thunderstud | June 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm
If the kid was proven not to be his in 2002 why are they still talking about this? I’d say it’s a long gone and buried debate. Of course, this way this bitch can get 15 more minutes just by telling the media some obscure shit and hoping no one does their research.
LeaveTigerAlone | June 17, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Is that a little Hamas get up the kid is wearing? Maybe he is one of Comrade Obama’s lovechildren.
Jack Mykokov | June 17, 2010 at 2:13 pm
What great role models this kid has! Maybe he can be President someday.
ROUGH the return, and taking no prisoners. | June 17, 2010 at 2:38 pm
What about the emotional distress of having your false accusation blow up in your face? She doesn’t get anything for that? Do you know how difficult that is on a woman or anyone for that matter…I think tiger should step up on the humane part of it.
If she doesn’t summons Gloria Allred on this one, she better line up that kid for the Goonies sequel. Mama cant be a working girl forever ya know!
missywissy | June 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
poor kid.
lol | June 17, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Tigers Woods kid? fuck naw…..that’s Will Smiths kid…look at him, just look at him!
captain america | June 17, 2010 at 11:22 pm
nope, HIS TEETH ARE TO SMALL.
Rfray | June 18, 2010 at 1:36 am
Looks like an old school troll doll with less hair
Darrin | June 18, 2010 at 3:49 am
Poor, mis-shapen little bugger.