Despite covering celebrities for years on here, I never once looked at Johnny Depp‘s long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis because I just assumed she was some sort of crazy hot model. And then I saw these. At this time I’d like to apologize to you, the reader, for not making enough jokes about Johnny Depp being the world’s largest heroin addict because clearly that’s the case. I almost feel like I should resign, but then I remembered this is the Internet where such concepts as shame and integrity have no place or meaning. On that note, Jennifer Aniston is up next. Stick around. *spins penis like a propeller*
Photos: Pacific Coast News
She has a fucked up mouth?!! Shit, I haven’t gotten passed that crooked lazy eye!! Now we know why Depp bought an island on which to hide her!
She’ll fit right in with all of Dr. Moreau’s other creatures.
There might be a valuable lesson here.
I’m hetero, and I’d rather do Johnny.
Let’s see your picture, cupcake.
That’s MS CUPCAKE to you!
I take it that the Koko Club is all about the cocaine.
What a way to get repeat business, get them addicted to a drug.
It must be a communist bar because capitalists don’t kill their customers.
Once again, this is what children will do to you.
You know Kate Moss has to be loving this. Come to think of it, she (or Angelina) probably tipped off the paps.
You know I think everyone should know Vanessa was in makeup for a movie. This isnt how she really looks. God people this was really rude to say. She is gorgeous so just leave her alone. Johnny is lucky to have her.
That looks like one of the gosh darn tweaker hookers down on 4th street!
Good to know Mo’nique’s shaved leg hair found a good home
She used to look like this: http://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=135762
I’m sure she still can with the right makeup, etc. At least she’s natural…
vanessa paradis is nearing 40. in her youth she was incredibly hot and i bet she is still a lot hotter than most of you sitting behind you computer screens and writing nasty comments. we all age little ones. johnny depp is also getting on and not quite as gorgeous as he used to be at 25. and one more thing, not everyone finds huge, uniform chiclet teeth attractive. they can look pretty scary too.
Lauren Hutton she ain’t.
…………ofcourse not.
THIS IS A TRANSEXUAL, folks!!
I wasnt even aware she supposedly sings until I recently started getting concert updates for a place near me where Ive seen Donna Summer and Chaka Kahn perform. Im sorry. I just cant imagine “Johnny Depps Girlfriend” performing on the same stage those two fabulous icons have been on!
Come on people! She’s exactly what you’d expect from Johnny…though I must admit the beard is a little too much even for him…Also, who’s the broad with the black hat?
At least she has class and keeps a low profile(mediawise) and remember Johnny is not like Clooney who wants to bang everything that moves……he is a pretty shy guy , humble, modest….and it seems faithfull……theese two are the exact opposite of Brad& Angelina….
dude its like the same 2 pics just at dif.distances.. I’m sure everyone has horrible pictures of themselves somewhere.. dont be so shallow.. on that note johhny depp is a sexy man beast
Are you new?
Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive???…
Big issue over a little tissue.
ahhhhhhh thats a shame.
Uh, she’s a icon in Europe, has been a huge star since age of 14 as a singer and actor. She’s done huge modeling gigs including some of Chanel’s biggest campaigns. Her gap in her teeth is her trademark, and she’s stunning, but not in the standard Pamela Anderson, U.S.A. kind of way. Her look is, and always has been, kind of extreme. She is a marvelous talent and beauty, and this is clearly a bad picture, but it looks like she’s cutting a film so this may have something to do with it.
Stunning as in shockingly ugly!
Didn’t Johnny Depp play her in Alice in Wonderland?
please… Vanessa’s always been hot — she’s just not aging well… don’t they live all naturally & bucolically down there & stuff? most of southern france just chills anyway… very comfortable in their own skin. This chick used to be a Chanel model. She had a very unique delicate look… and she’s french! you think she *doesn’t* know all kinds of boudoir tricks? guess again mes amis! still think he & Angelina are soulmates tho…
yeah its that chick from CSI (LV), leave her alone people
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
God create all of us!
Almost all of them look like this with the preening and makeup turned off.
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/vanessa-paradis/pictures/vanessa-paradis-picture-2.jpg
Or you could link to one of the many photos of her not looking crazy?
http://www.rexwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/celebs/vanessa-paradis/vanessa_paradis_1.jpg
Come on fish, this is below you. She’s in costume. She’s obviously an incredibly hot talented model-worthy woman… http://www.israbox.com/1146314283-vanessa-paradis-discography-1988-2007.html
Haven’t you ever seen Girl on the Bridge?
The women needs a bridge and some crowns as in dental!
We cant help who we fall in love with, if she makes him smile, good for her!
I never liked the girl but you have to admit she was pretty hot in “Elisa’ (she’s not the angelina type but she always had a ‘ je ne sais quoi’ and check her IMDB page:haircut and make up can definitely change a girl!
i too would expect a prettier girl with johnny but she probably smokes heavily, drinks alot and did drugs in her younger modeling days. it has caught up with her….
Didn’t Johnny play her in Alice and Wonderland?
OK DUMN ASSES YOU GO AND FIND THE WORST PITCURES YOU POSSIBLY CAN AND SIT AROUND AND GRILL HER! EVERYONE HAS BAD DAYS! GO TO YOUTUBE.COM AND TYPE IN VANESSA PARADIS- BE MY BABY (EUROPEAN VERSION) AND THEN SAY SHE IS UGLY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE! SHE IS KNOCK OUT GORGEOUS! IF SHE IS SO DAMN UGLY THEN HOW THE HELL IS SHE A MODEL FOR CHANNEL AND VOUGE AMONG MANY? THIS IS BY FAR THE HOTTEST WOMAN HE HAS EVER BEEN WITH! FYI JOHNNY’S TEETH ARENT PERFECT EITHER, JUST LOOK IT UP!
I’D LIKE TO SEE A PIC OF THE IDOT WHO WROTE THIS !
vanessa is really hot with make up, she just looks bad without make up she is nearly 40, so what’s the problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzGigmFOja4&ob=av2e
I think she is hideous, I hope he leaves her and gets back with
WINOna forever….