Selena Gomez Does Letterman and
Other News

March 15th, 2011 // 35 Comments

- Amber Rose has been stripping since she was 15. Get out. [Huffington Post]

- Ryan Phillippe is ready for his Maury episode. [IDLYITW]

- Jon Bon Jovi blames Steve Jobs for the death of the music industry. [Dlisted]

- Emma Watson is the face of Lancome. [Lainey Gossip]

- Russell Crowe is in prime physical condition again. [FilmDrunk]

- Pete Wentz hearts Charlie Sheen. [Popeater]

- Aly Michalka in a cheerleader outfit. [Hollywood Tuna]

- This came out of Susan Sarandon‘s vagina. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Courteney Cox doesn’t sound depressed at all. [TooFab]

- Tyra Banks just rendered your Harvard degree moot. [The Fab Life]

- Olivia Wilde doesn’t need no stinkin’ Photoshop. [theCHIVE]

- Justin Bieber is probably gonna die soon. [Bossip]

- The Hottest Fans of March Madness [Bleacher Repport]

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  1. Thought i read over the weekend Beebs and the herpoid broke up?

  2. What’s missing is the dude behind her should be staring at her ass.

  3. Bill

    Bieber doesn’t know what to do with that. Call me Hollywood chick I can’t afford.

  4. Eric

    I love that new actress smell.

  5. Turd Ferguson

    Wow. Probably the hottest of all the Disney chicks.

    Until she starts guzzling frappachinos, Twittering unshaved beaver shots of herself, tramp stamping her lower back and ribcage and passing out drunk at other celebrities homes.

    • emily osment’s kinda cute, and brenda song. neither of them are wasters.

      • The Critical Crassness

        Emily is cute, funny, can act and actually sing ,plus she isn’t a druggy……that’s why Disney let her sign with an independent record company and doesn’t promote her. She would make all of the rest of the Disney girl’s look like the leftovers at Grammy’s potluck!

  6. BlueFalcon

    I bet her farts smell like strawberries

  7. Cock Dr

    Beiber has no monopoly on that.
    He’s sharing it with several high level Disney executives. They broke her in for him.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Another stupid observation from the ever talented Cock Dr.
      Bieber can’t even figure out how you unwrap one these, let alone what he is supposed to do with it! Now if it was a picture of David Henrie, I’d would say you might be right!

  8. DogBoy

    My daughter thinks I watch Wizards of Waverly Place because it’s funny.
    What’s funny is that Daddy whacks to it afterwards. Thanks Selena.

  9. Dankin

    Damn you Bieber! This girl is way too hot for that lesbian looking troll. God damn she’s beautiful.

    I agree that Emily Osment is another Disney hottie.

    • bradspithair

      She’s just another mexican trying very hard to be the next Miley, theres prettier girls working at taco bell.

  10. testington

    WTF is the point of linking to Huffington Post for that Amber Rose story when all they had was about 2 sentences and then a link to Vibe (who also linked to Nicole Bitchie)

  11. Ass Fetish Hitler

    Dass bieber kid ist queer als drei mark note, gibt es keine chance er ist geschlechtsbestimmung ihr.

  12. Mike

    soon enough this one will be drunk, getting high, showing her used up too early vagina in no time…give it a year or 2…they all looked like this at first.

  13. DrunkRussian

    This almost makes up for the Ke$ha posting. Almost.

  14. HistoryProf

    Selena Gomez will hereby be known as Mary Magdalene.

  15. alexandra

    what a horrendous outfit.

  16. mos rough

    “This came out of Susan Sarandon’s vagina”

    and for her everyone’s sake, its the opposite of Judah Friedlander.

  17. MLVC

    that could very well be a perfect 10…on a lighter note – i have shit 17 times in the past two days…..all runny

  18. shannon

    When did she turn into a Stepford Wife?

  19. Appalled

    What the fuck, she looks like Rosie O’Donnell in this photo.

  20. Marto

    Have it waxed, showered and expressed to my condo asap. I’ll let my buddies smell my fingers afterwards… Bieber wouldn’t.

  21. Selena Gomez
    katja
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m trying to figure out who designed that dress she is wearing….someone who doesn’t know how to mix patterns and textures and make them look decent?

  22. caps

    why did the title of the post change?

  23. the captain

    I must warn you:david WILL fuck you…………..

  24. slugabed

    Lancome? Emma Watson needs a face of mancome.

  25. Selena Gomez
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope for Bieber’s sake that he’s hitting that. A lot.

  26. Selena Gomez
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Como se dice “jailbait” en Espanol?

  27. BenDoverman

    Not bad. Her face is quite jizzable if I do say so myself. Yes quite!

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