This Is A Post About Hilary Duff’s Butt

Yesterday, we saw Hilary Duff’s butt in a bikini, and now today we’re seeing it tight jeans, and I honestly couldn’t tell you which way looks hotter. Mostly because my every thought is consumed with being suffocated by it as this plane of existence slowly drift away. Which isn’t even real anyway, so it’s not like it’d matter. To prove my point, somebody actually reads the stupid shit I write on this site, and then pays me money for it. That’s how The Matrix gets started. *touches back of head* I know your back there, you bastard plug. Show yourself!


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