This Is A Post About Hilary Duff’s Butt

July 15th, 2014 // 28 Comments

Yesterday, we saw Hilary Duff‘s butt in a bikini, and now today we’re seeing it tight jeans, and I honestly couldn’t tell you which way looks hotter. Mostly because my every thought is consumed with being suffocated by it as this plane of existence slowly drift away. Which isn’t even real anyway, so it’s not like it’d matter. To prove my point, somebody actually reads the stupid shit I write on this site, and then pays me money for it. That’s how The Matrix gets started. *touches back of head* I know your back there, you bastard plug. Show yourself!



  1. Hilary Duff Butt
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    The curvature on that ass is damn near perfect.

  2. So… who wants to be a character witness for Fish when the inevitable breaking-in/stalking/harassment trial is underway?

    • Dave

      You could be right.
      Though I personally believe Fish has taken a page from his competitors Francois & Brandy Navarre over at x17online and will now create posts for D-listers and qusi-celebrities when paid to do so.

      I’m sure Hilary (or her ‘people’) has seen to it that Fish has been properly compensated.

      …that, or Fish just has a thing for square bodied chicks.

  3. I know you’re worried about Blake and Hillary getting jealous of each other, but I have one word for you: threesome.

    And now if the site doesn’t get updated for the next half hour, I think we’ll know why.

  4. Hilary Duff Butt
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    I’ve said some not so nice things about her linebacker-esque proportions in the past but after seeing this pic, well , I’m begging for forgiveness!!!

  5. She’s cute, for a midget.

  6. Hilary Duff Butt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Ive seen some girls with nice asses and legs at the gym, especially from the squatters, and this girl must squat some heavy weight!

  7. I feel like this was a real missed opportunity to use “duff” in creative ways. What could have possibly distracted you from the task at hand?

  8. That's Nice

    Her teeth are not too big for her back and shoulders.

  9. Hilary Duff Butt
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  10. goodwolfe21

    …you had me with “… about Hilary Duff’s Butt”…..thank you!…makes my day!!…

  11. Hilary Duff Butt
    Sloppy Redneck
    Commented on this photo:

    I would eat the pudding out that butt .

    • Blinky the One Eyed Fish

      Sloppy, if your Dunn & Brad St. rating is high enough, she’ll have no problem letting you eat all the crack pudding you want out of her.

  12. Hilary Duff Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs look spectacular, as does her ass. Those high heels really enhance her proportions, making her look less stubby. Hot young woman!

  13. Hilary Duff Butt
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    “Hey, Hilary, what isle did you find that ass on?”

  14. Hilary Duff Butt
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    Damn, no camel-toe. Maybe she’ll wear tight yoga pants next time, or maybe some of those pajama bottoms where everything jiggles “just so” with every step she takes.

  15. Arlmlo Schlongfooster

    I seen better at the iphone cover kiosk at the mall

  16. Johnny Barbells

    …she is so fucking hot and her body is so fucking sick it actually makes me angry.

  17. Hilary Duff Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    damn, i remember when she put on her prego weight a while back but, let’s face it- she lost it and is fit as fuck.
    those fit, shapely legs and ass are pretty fuckin incredible!

  18. Hilary Duff Butt
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    WTF? She’s like the Skipper doll to Coco’s Barbie. It’s cartoonish.

  19. Hilary Duff Butt
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    very strokable. I’d let her shit on my chest just so I could see her asshole work.

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