This Has To Be a War Crime. Has To Be.

In probably the most ominous and foreboding sign of the end of days, teen mom Bristol Palin and one-man date-raping machine The Situation were apparently chosen to be the new faces of abstinence in a new PSA from The Candie’s Foundation. I can only assume Jenna Jameson was busy that day, and/or this is one of those Funny Or Die videos. Actually, that’s gotta be it. Bristol Palin and The Situation promoting abstinence? Ha! You Hollywood hipsters and your improbable sketch comedy. God love ya.

WARNING: Contains sincere use of the term, “B-Palin.”