This Guy Knocked Up Christina Aguilera

The Superficial / November 23, 2010

Christina Aguilera was photographed (above) leaving her hotel before the American Music Awards Sunday night, but more importantly, she was caught holding the hand of Matthew Rutler, a production assistant on her latest movie Burlesque which filmed back in February. Now, I’m not accusing anyone of impregnating anyone – Oh, right, the headline. – but this guy doesn’t look like a mole creature, so almost immediately the evidence is mounting. Not to mention there’s clearly a baby in her stomach and you don’t just divorce the father of your unborn child. — Unless he looks like a mole creature. Wait…

Okay, let’s try this. Why doesn’t she squeeze the kid out now, and then we’ll inspect it for nocturnal vision? That seems reasonable.

Photo: Mavrix