Christina Aguilera was photographed (above) leaving her hotel before the American Music Awards Sunday night, but more importantly, she was caught holding the hand of Matthew Rutler, a production assistant on her latest movie Burlesque which filmed back in February. Now, I’m not accusing anyone of impregnating anyone – Oh, right, the headline. – but this guy doesn’t look like a mole creature, so almost immediately the evidence is mounting. Not to mention there’s clearly a baby in her stomach and you don’t just divorce the father of your unborn child. — Unless he looks like a mole creature. Wait…
Okay, let’s try this. Why doesn’t she squeeze the kid out now, and then we’ll inspect it for nocturnal vision? That seems reasonable.
Photo: Mavrix
So…who exactly cares who left the pig pregnant? Wasn’t she old news?…..pfff….
Oh….and what to morons say….first? somethin like that right? lol.
You really think so? Hell, I’d fuck her!
THANK YOU!
Is she wearing a Britney Spears T-Shirt??
Yeah, that’s Britney.
No, It is a calvin klein model, I think. A pretty common picture actually!
It looks like britney…?
No, it’s an Heidi Klum tshirt !
I’m not sure that she’s truly pregnant. She’s looking more and more like a drag queen every day.
How could anyone mistake Britney for Heidi Klum? Heidi even after 4 kids and being 37 is still way hotter than Britney and always was.
Who is she wearing on her shirt?! An old tour tshirt of herself?! Wishing the body back she had before she got knocked-up from someone other than the “Mole man.”
It’s a Kate Moss t-shirt!
Is her zipper down ???? What a ho !!!!!!
She’s not even good looking. I’d hate going thru life knowing that everyone knew I hit something that ugly.
One more time in 5-part harmony, “You really think so? Hell, I’d fuck her!”
Minor correction, Fish. The guy’s name isn’t Matthew, it’s MASSENGILL Rutler. I think we can rest assured that he is completely disposable.
I hope she gets smarter next time and gets knocked up by the hairdresser/makeup guy. She really needs a makeover. Whoever colored her hair the last time should be shot!
Christina and Jessica expect us to cheer and be in awe of their careers and or presence, but they can’t put down either the fork or the cock long enough for us to see them as they want us too…so we might as well become cross-eyed and retarded Sarah Palin groupies, hoping for her next retard book or presidential-run while stroking our grayish beards or wrinkly and hairy pussies! …WTF.
She has looked preg lately. Momsen too
the picture on the shirt is heidi klum ;^) i actually kinda want it :^)
evidence: google heidi klum finger and check the images :) http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/heidiklum_misc61-332×500.jpg
What does a production assistant do?
They help produce things, like baby rumors for fat chicks.
They go and get things, for example – laundry, coffee, drugs, etc, and used to be called “Gofers” in Hollywood. The title change is sort of like a cook at McDonald’s having the title of World Renown Chef. Well, it’s not a lie,….but a real stretch.
ding ding. Seriously wtf? A PA… really?
They may also cue actors who are out of the earshot or site of the director, assist any department that needs an extra pair of hands (both of which I’ve done–I spent a large amount of time helping the art department when I PAd a film), wrangle extras, etc. PAs are more than mere gofers, and the title is appropriate. We ASSIST on a production.
If you’re still walking around with a backsack, you know it ain’t much.
This particular production assistant forgot to get the condoms it seems.
you know how zombies bite someone and sometime later the person bitten becomes a zombie. Well we just found out that it’s the same with molemen.
He’s got a backpack on. Maybe she’s helping him catch the school bus.
Are they actually walking or is she just awkwardly leaning against him? Do people usually walk with one foot across from the other?
Nah unless he’s got read nail polish. :)
Either way they’re walking out of her hotel together. PA’s don’t randomly walk out with the stars of the movies unless there’s something going on. Esp stars who just filed for divorce.
Whew. Great news. For a while there, I thought she had eaten Britney.
This guy hires uglier hookers than Charlie Sheen.
Yeah!
Too bad he’s second but you know when he heard the words “I’m pregnant” he thought Ka-Ching! Promotion from production assistant to co-producer in one hot night!
lucky sumbitch…should’ve been me.
so lemme guess, she was having an affair, cause she couldnt stand to look at moleman any longer as he mounted her, found out she was knocked up and saw it as her out!
EW. She really loves her some Jew dick.
Gosh, and you guys brag on Kim Kardashian. Look at her make up! She’s a freakin clown.
Look, I know whorez…i mean women. They don’t break up with a guy unless they have someone else to fall back on. Women are too insecure just to break up, I don’t care if you are Christina Aguilera or Jenna Jameson. I’m sure she was banging someone else. The truth will eventually come out. Women cheat more than men these days, but for some reason it’s just the men that look like the scoundrels when they do it. That’s why Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant are my heroes.
awesome!
Totally on point!
that is totally true.
**Applauds!!!** Well said old bean, well said!!! Now, here come the jilted women to dispute your thoughts and call you a chauvanist pig bastard with low moral fibre who beats women and eats their placenta’s after giving birth to their alien children ….
but look at this way… men sleep with 10 women, he is a hero, women sleep with ten men they are sluts.. its unfair on all accounts!
she’s got millions of dollars, so it’s worth it. I’m sure her uterus feels fine with the lights off.
The new Kevin Federline.
WTF. Can’t these bimbos find some one who at least they don’t have to support?
Fergie needs to give lessons to these fools.
Wait I thought she left that ugly ass guy that got her pregnant??
No?
#2? WTF?
well what hot guy would go out with her? unless he was gay or a male whore.
Daaaamn she really slathered on that make-up!
I actually like the extra weight. It fills up the cavernous hole between her bowed legs.
Cankles anyone?
Mmm…I love me some osso buco with a bottle of fine Italian wine and my favorite porn.
The baby is in her belly, Fish, NOT her stomach, lol !!
Well, at least she looks happy now….
Seriously, what normal dude would get involved with her?
Why does she wear full tranny makeup everywhere she goes?
A back up dancer, a music marketer and now a production assistant. Unless Xtina can actually provide some type of career opportunity to her salseech, she just can’t seem to form a relationship. Even with a “mole man”. That’s pretty sad. I’ve always maintained that Xtina was a marginally attractive female- at best- but this pretty much seals the deal. Come on X, prove us wrong. Have a worthy smudge on your resume, ala Billy Bob Thornton, Lyle Lovett. Perhaps yours could be Ke$ha.
She’s such a slut…and she has no shoulders. What did she wait, five minutes until her divorce to date again?
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This article is pure s**t! there’s no proof of anything. I have male friends who are not my boyfriends that I sometimes hold hands with and nothing goes on between us. Also about the whole pregant thing, I just saw her on the AMAs and she didn’t look pregnant at all! She just looked like a woman who had given birth before. Women’s bodies change after pregnancy fools. Not just a little but alot. It might not even be physically possible for Xtina to be as thin as she used to be. That happens to alot of women. Just stay out of her personal life!
They both look like mole creatures to me :/
She has the worst taste in men.
This is a stupid article witten by a dumb ass cown. Mole? WTF are you talking about dipshit?
I just saw her on DWTS and she looked like she put on a lot of weight. Pregnant? That would explain it. Didn’t she just have a kid? She has a powerful voice. To all the ones above who post nasty comments. Karma gets you every time. Grow up.
I can haz half-unzipped cameltoe?
“you don’t just divorce the father of your unborn child.”
Right, because this NEVER happens.
Mind ur own @##@ing business!!