This Guy Knocked Up Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera was photographed (above) leaving her hotel before the American Music Awards Sunday night, but more importantly, she was caught holding the hand of Matthew Rutler, a production assistant on her latest movie Burlesque which filmed back in February. Now, I’m not accusing anyone of impregnating anyone – Oh, right, the headline. – but this guy doesn’t look like a mole creature, so almost immediately the evidence is mounting. Not to mention there’s clearly a baby in her stomach and you don’t just divorce the father of your unborn child. — Unless he looks like a mole creature. Wait…

Okay, let’s try this. Why doesn’t she squeeze the kid out now, and then we’ll inspect it for nocturnal vision? That seems reasonable.

Photo: Mavrix