This Chick Says She’s Courtney Love

For some reason Courtney Love was invited to the premiere of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps So We Made a Sequel last night, and I might joke a lot about celebrities feeding on the blood of infants to rejuvenate their looks, but I never actually believed it until this very moment. Seriously, there’s a daycare missing an entire room of babies that reeks of heroin right now. “Shit, we got Courtney Love’d. Alright, who forgot to put garlic on the windows again? Consuela? Dammit. What did I tell you about el lechón bebé blanco?”

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