For some reason Courtney Love was invited to the premiere of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps So We Made a Sequel last night, and I might joke a lot about celebrities feeding on the blood of infants to rejuvenate their looks, but I never actually believed it until this very moment. Seriously, there’s a daycare missing an entire room of babies that reeks of heroin right now. “Shit, we got Courtney Love’d. Alright, who forgot to put garlic on the windows again? Consuela? Dammit. What did I tell you about el lechón bebé blanco?”
Photos: Fame
Dirty Sanchez | September 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
WoW! Can we say ‘got some work done?!’ If that is Courtney, welcome to society..Still can’t polish a turd!
Drew | September 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Apparently you can. She looks great. Obviously she’s still a psychopathic moron, but there’s no denying she looks astronomically better than before.
Say It Ain't So! | September 21, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Is it absolutely necessary to start an argument with someone on the Internet for no apparent reason? Is life that bad for you?
pete | September 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
It isn’t surgery, it’s called good make up and a brush. Her last surgery was in mid 2007. She’s not afraid of admitting when she goes under the knife.
Deacon Jones | September 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
What are you, her fucking #1 fan?
Vito | September 21, 2010 at 9:03 pm
And how the fuck would you know? You don’t know shit from a good grade of butter and yet you know that Courtney Love hasn’t had any work done?
Lemme guess…she came to you in a dream.
HeartTheLove | September 21, 2010 at 9:09 pm
No, I am her fucking #1 fan! Even at her worst I still think she’s hot.
And she isn’t dumb, either – ever read that article she penned around the time of Napster v1, calling out the music industry for its exploitation of artists and fans, bemoaning the (then nascent) idea of suing downloaders, and suggesting artists ought to work for their pay (by giving their music away for free and making an income from gigs)?
Say It Ain't So! | September 21, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Whoever she is, acts like Courtney..either she is badly mugging for the photogs or is about to fall over due to drugs/drinking..it’s a toss up!
Ray | September 21, 2010 at 1:49 pm
I so would……
I'd bang it | September 21, 2010 at 1:51 pm
You got that right!
jay | September 21, 2010 at 1:58 pm
me too.
jared82 | September 21, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Me three!
Nameless | September 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm
You all can have it. Just because you giftwrap a turd; it’s still a turd.
Viv | September 21, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Wow, santeria can do that? and all this time I was saving my money to pay for a good plastic surgeon.
ToRiMiLi | September 21, 2010 at 1:49 pm
WOW!
Mufasa | September 21, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I’m stunned … jokes aside, that’s a remarkable recovery from her previous crypt keeper status.
fester | September 21, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Gad, with a little make-up in the right light she looks like a blonde Angelina (sorry Angie honey but you need to eat more sammiches).
GravyLeg | September 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I JUST thought the same thing!!
Alyssa | September 21, 2010 at 4:17 pm
agreed.
pmc5121 | September 22, 2010 at 4:14 pm
I know i said the same thing when i watched her Behind the Music, she really is a beauty when she tries to be, I have to say she does look amazing here… plastic surgery, airbrush whatever….they all do it.
Laurénne | September 23, 2010 at 7:39 am
I think it’s the way her dress falls over her stomach–and maybe the tattoo on her arm–but I thought of Angelina immediately, too.
Fuck Canada | September 21, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I thought *everyone* has seen the south park movie by now…guess not.
JR | September 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Her face looks well and good until you realize it probably can’t move. I know I say this a lot but, “uncanny valley.” Right here. Uncanny valley.
jared82 | September 21, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I don’t care if her face moves or not. If she can open her mouth bring her to me, I’ll make her happy
Rachell | September 21, 2010 at 2:08 pm
May I offer an alternative to your hypothesis Fish? I think that Angelina Jolie has merely been neglecting her infants blood intake regimen. They do look kind of alike in these pics…
Drundel | September 21, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Clean living, good diet, makeup, exercise, surgery? Damn.
Mafia Warshead | September 21, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Just how many times is she going to get clean, clean herself up, and fall off the wagon again?
Cate | September 21, 2010 at 2:33 pm
I am in shock that I would ever be saying the following statement, but here it goes….
Courtney Love looks good.
GAH.
Matt | September 21, 2010 at 2:37 pm
According to google translate “el lechón bebé blanco” means “white baby piglet”. I don’t get it.
Viv | September 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I speak spanish and I don’t get it either so it’s not a language thing.
Something to do with white baby pigs and satanic rituals?
That Girl Jen | September 21, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Im MUCh nAStier then THAT!
jaybles | September 21, 2010 at 2:54 pm
is this a functioning addict?
Dante Calamari | September 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Gotta say she does look good in these pictures. She has a lot of make up on but it looks like she has cleaned up on the crack and heroine. Her skin looks really nice and her eyes aren’t glazed over. Very impressive and good for her.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 21, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Uggh this bitch is buttugly. Hated her since she killed sid in that movie.. Her one hit was stolen. One of her fake tits looks collapsed. Id blow my brains out too if i were married to that hole
Jennyjenjen | September 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Sid killed Nancy..
Jennyjenjen | September 21, 2010 at 4:58 pm
And besides, she didn’t play the role of Nancy.. Just sayin’
dudeatdudedotdude | September 24, 2010 at 8:05 am
correct, she played sid’s mom, the one who in real life copped him his fatal dose..
jains | September 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Actually to me she looks just like Milla Jovovich, alot like her,
I would do her, but, her arms are so freaky, her boobs are ok but you know as soon as you take that bra off is going to look like two flap pancakes rolling off a plastic bag, not a pretty sight, whats with her mouth? she looks like she is smiling backwards, wtf?
she looks frozen in time,
her freaky armpit and arm, it looks like is going to fall off!
she still looks diseased
Turd Ferguson | September 21, 2010 at 3:29 pm
OK, OK … now let’s see the AFTER your daily dose of heroin shots…
kpatra | September 21, 2010 at 3:38 pm
is that madonna?
pete | September 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Nope, Madonna is older and looks worse sadly
fap | September 21, 2010 at 3:41 pm
She has man hands, a muppet face, and guy torso/hips. If you like this you’re gay.
Georgio | September 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Put your hand over her “4 lbs of makeup” face, and it’s the same old Courtney.
Any Guy | September 21, 2010 at 4:13 pm
what? blind people using the internets? that can be the ONLY reason someone thought this tranny said she was Courtny Love (or that it was the least bit attractive in any way, shape, or form)
what mess…. wow.
RasputinsLiver | September 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm
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Hmm…
….pretty impressive what rebar and Portland cement can do to improve a skag’s looks.
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Jennyjenjen | September 21, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Is it possible this is a body double? I just don’t see how she could look like this based on the terrifying pictures just a few weeks ago. Even if she did get clean and hire and excellent stylist and had a professional shellac about 15 pounds of concealer on her face AND get plastic surgery.. I still don’t see how she could have reversed the years worth of destruction and abuse visible on her face due to her addictions. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was such an utter wreck, her people decided to hire a stand in. In Hollywood, stranger things have happened..
Hilton Hunter | September 21, 2010 at 6:09 pm
She looks like Freddie Mercury did when he tried to cover up he AIDS witth make up.
I miss Bill Hicks | September 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm
@ Hilton Hunter–Holy shit that is offensive and HILLARIOUS! Thanks for the lulz!
Mickey | September 21, 2010 at 8:41 pm
I don’t get all the “i’d bang her” comments… I mean, maybe in 1992 and IF I was as high as Cobain was… maybe. But now? You all know what she’s been through, right? And you’d still want to bang her? oh wait, this is the internet. I forgot that 98% of you all are fat teenagers that will never ever bang anything under 300 pounds.
pete | September 21, 2010 at 9:12 pm
I don’t get why you’re so concerned and judgemental. All her boyfriends say she’s great in bed, she has big chichis and doesn’t look bad. I’d bang her. And for the record, I think I’ve never seen a woman who is over 300 pounds irl.
Blondie | September 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Fuck off, old man!
Vito | September 21, 2010 at 9:09 pm
She looks so serene. Like maybe she going to die in the morning.
blah | September 21, 2010 at 9:10 pm
it’s make-up. you can tell by her jawline and by the fact that she looks like she’s made of wax.
don’t worry, all is right with the world and courtney love still looks like the crypt keeper!
Vito | September 21, 2010 at 9:12 pm
I suddenly realize she looks like someone said to her, “No matter what, keep your fucking mouth shut!”
God | September 22, 2010 at 2:32 am
As I always say, there is nothing wrong with good quality Heroin.
captain america | September 22, 2010 at 6:32 am
suuuuure, AND I’M MOSES!!
Angel | September 22, 2010 at 7:31 am
WOW
HOT
DAMN!!!!
I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS…
SHE LOOKS FANTASTIC.
GOOD FOR HER:) BE POSITIVE, FOLKS, YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT AT LIFE, DONT FCK YOURSELVES.
Shithead | September 22, 2010 at 6:52 pm
People Vs Larry Flynt. Her make boner up go
obiwansidisi | September 23, 2010 at 1:14 pm
My remarks were better than anything everyone here came up with, but you delete them?! Nice work…
ern | September 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm
is she ?!