Posted by Photo Boy
Despite conducting what was assuredly an intense cost/benefit analysis of abortion, Kim Kardashian decided to no longer promote Midori liquor and has been replaced by Candice Accola as the brand’s spokesperson. Page Six reports:
…Kim Kardashian has been forced to hand back the monstrous mermaid costume she wore to promote Midori, now that she is with Kanye West’s child.
Everybody in the entire world, with the exception of Dina Lohan, believes that pregancy and booze don’t mix, although I’m sure this didn’t matter at all to Kim’s pimp. Having the family motto of “CONSUME THE IMMORTAL SOULS OF THE LIVING MUAHAHAHAHA!” “Fuck Everything, Because MONEY!” probably put a damper on this otherwise sensible decision.
KIM: Mom, I just don’t think it’s responsible.
KRIS: Fine, but you need to sign this release so I can license North’s birth video to some German porn sites.
KIM: Already locked that down months ago AND THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER!