Things I Learned From Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini Photos

February 15th, 2012 // 259 Comments

Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin patch making your moms all jelly. No longer is their love a mystery wrapped in an enigma, but instead, it’s blossomed before our very eyes into the kind of romance Shakespeare would’ve written himself had his testicles actually dropped, that doily-wearing poof.

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Photos: Coleman-Rayner

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    Stallion
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    none of u have mention this. You do know that these 2 r on a reality show? “Couples therapy” Syfy channel wed nights @10PM, oh and Doug as a new hairdo.

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    Derrick
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    Say what will gents, but I will have no trouble entertaining myself with her if duty calls.

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    Crystal's Mom
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    Translation: the attention faded after she left the scary-looking pedo, so she is back to fucking him in exchange for helping her stage the most redonkulous staged photo sessions the world has ever seen.

    Atheists should celebrate, however, because the continued existence of these two shit stains and the Kardashians proves that there is no God.

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