Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin patch making your moms all jelly. No longer is their love a mystery wrapped in an enigma, but instead, it’s blossomed before our very eyes into the kind of romance Shakespeare would’ve written himself had his testicles actually dropped, that doily-wearing poof.
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C’mon. I eat like that ALL the time.
I’M JUST WAITING FOR A BONE IN HER BODY TO SNAP. THE WAY SHE POSES IS RIDICULOUS. SHE HAS TO BE SORE FROM ALL THE DISTORTION.
Do you think the photographers just fu** with her? You know, suggest all these insane shots because like Mikey, she’ll do anything? She looks like she’s gagging on that mouthful! She has NO developed concept of what makes HER look sexy. Ugh.
I feel sorry for her. Sure she has a great body and an ok face, but she just looks and poses like a skank. It makes her look cheap. If she’s got a brain I wish we could see it, but the porn-style posing is too gross and distracting.
Looks like they didn’t sell those shoes in a large enough size for her
mk-ultra at its trashiest :-D
Rapidly rkeocted to fame???? No, you in the lame media keep shoving these ZZZ listers upon us. Hate to break it to you, but I read/hear more about these losers on this site than in American loids .
Oh look Oldie and The Tramp! Jesus that bitch is just nasty! It’s like Clamydia in heels!
THESE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS.
This is the Walmart version of strawberries and cream……. Rediwhip. LOL Sad thing is she really thinks shes is hot.
Oh well somebody had to kick Pam Anderson out of the slut saddle…
i thought she was a vegitarian why is she eating pasta with mince???????????????????? The fucks going on
nothing like a lil girl trying to look older than what she really is with her fake boobs and padded bras and with an old fart for a husband, jeesus, don’t worry courtney your hours in the sun is already aging you by the decades honey, just keep doing what you do best and look like a worn out hooker before you hit 20.
what a slut and whore she is!
She is way hot in person. I saw her at the beach the other day.
I saw her there too.. She is smoking hot in person.
The catch of the day is rank, oh I mean skank
The Old man and the C (lassless skank)
It’s not her beauty, it’s pmuuiscoors way she dresses and conducts herself at this age is inappropriate for any town! And unfortunately, it appears that her parents are more concerned with fame, then their daughter’s well being. She’s way too young to be married to anyone, moreover to a man twice her age. Let a girl be a child, time flies too fast anyway.Tanisha
Everyone else at the restaurant vomited and left.
He looks like he has just had it. Bored and over it. Oh, what the camera catches. He is probably fantasizing about stabbing her.
…or maybe his botox is fresh,
Just give her a little push, Doug. Just a little one and she will go right in the water. Probably never learned to swim. You know you want to.
The hat makes her look like a real captain.
that hand looks as if he wants to get something from her ass or to snatch her ass cheek :)))
Tooms is at it again! Quick, someone call Mulder.
She’s so in love with his pasty white cash I mean legs.
As if this couldn’t get any classier… it’s a Playboy shirt. Sorry sweetie, you’re a little too old for Heff.
hopefully her OLD man bought her a dress and some new shoes for valentines day.
i WANT THAT GARLIC BREAD. HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS GOOD
DAT GARLIC BREAD.!!!
Hot damn, I’m drooling. everything is awesome in this picture except the background behind the garlic bread. lets just crop the bottom left quarter of this pic
the garlic bread is turning me on
Captain and Tennille???
I would love to take Courtney for a test drive.
This looks alot like Hulk Hogan and his daughter, Brooke
WTF is Courtney Stodden and Doug?
She is so not sexy!
I guess there are some sectarian feeding techniques involved there, ones based on starving the subject in order to manipulate the subject more easily. Otherwise I cannot explain myself why she is so thin while acting so dumb with that creepy guy at the same time.
I don’t get the “she’s a man” comments. She may the stupidest thing alive but I’d do her without a second’s hesitation.
Practicing for her Vivid audition I see
Starving Kid commercial: the skank version
This is so cute. I saw a daddy cardinal feeding his baby this way last week. Well, except he was vomiting in it’s mouth.
Geez. again?
Damn her! That’s the same outfit I wore to the office today. Now, it looks like I’m copying her!
I spent Valentines Day having sex. And my mother didn’t have to sign papers saying it was OK. Neener, neener, neener, Courtney.
It warms my heart seeing celebrities helping the blind.
One more inch backwards and she’s going to shoot silicone all over his chest.
Stripper heels, nautical hat, and bikini to the waterfront while posing with a rose in their maw. Nothing planned about that, right?
Do it. Zoom in. Zoom in on the bottomless pit, so cavernous that no light can escape it’s STD-filled pull.
Roses really smell like Poo-poo-poo!
What’s the deal with the arm band? She has it on in just about every photo I’ve seen. Also, does she ever actually DO anything besides sand around posing? Even in the “tennis” pics, all she’s doing is posing… What a poser.
All those carbs are gonna go straight to her boobs