Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin patch making your moms all jelly. No longer is their love a mystery wrapped in an enigma, but instead, it’s blossomed before our very eyes into the kind of romance Shakespeare would’ve written himself had his testicles actually dropped, that doily-wearing poof.
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She really does love that arm bracelet.
That guy is more interested in fruit than women.
The trouble with being 52 is that after a while, the joke stops being funny. And probably Doug is tired of it, too.
As Courtney would say “I am sitting in a dinghy on a thingy”.
there’s no butt to grab…
She saw Lady and the Tramp once…when she was little…a few days ago!
why are their no drinks? water even??
Please stop posting about this skank. Your readers keep asking you to not put shit about her on the site, but you keep doing it. Is Radar Online paying you guys for posts about her? The bitch is 40 if she’s a day, and I think we’re all a little tired of nobodies being made famous for a lot of nothing.
He’s giving a teenager alcohol? Oh, that’s how he got her to marry him.
My shih-tzu mix makes the same face.
Is it just me, or does he kind of look like a “What could have been, Corey Haim” and she looks like that girl from Teen Mom 2, with the twins and the mom who has downs syndrome.
It’s like he’s cramming it into her so hard it’s arching her back. It could be the cover of a murder mystery.
lol I love how she is able to scratch the backs of her knees while standing.
I don’t think they have even had sex. It was all just a pr stunt.
Oh thank heavens…for a moment there, I thought a holiday might pass by without slutty pictures from Courtney…
Toom’s eats livers I thought not fricken strawberries? (X-files)
Those are Cracker legs indeed, pale,skinny and hairy!
Utterly vomit inducing. If they want to be some freak couple fine. No one cares. No one wants to be you. No one is jealous of you. No one wants to see any parts of your relationship. He has negative zero sex appeal in his unabomber sans hoodie outfits. She looks more pathetic and used up every time they stage these desperate cries for intervention photo shoots. They have no relevance to anyone except all the gossip hounds in her home town if any. Save your money and my eyes from anymore torture.
i was watching green mile the other day. love that movie. didnt clue in that he is in that movie and I always have hated him. NOW after this, i hate this ugly fuck even more. what a douche bag. as for her. i dont even know what to say, shes got some mental issues. Must of been abused as a child, mentally. fuck
This is what happens when genetic modification goes horribly wrong..
Please stop burning our retinas with this…oh, and feel free to eradicate Kardashian posts as well.
Looks like she shit all over her feet???
Now this makes Lady and the tramp look Bad!
Such a attention Whore!!!
Who the F*** eat’s like that or just has a picture taken like this?? And she wonders why people call her a Whore!
She doesn’t wonder… she thinks we are all just jealous. She is DELUSIONAL.
Dream On Who… There’s no way your a Playmate, and if hefner, offers money I sure aint buying it!
“She has no fucking clue how shirts work.”
And that’s the way we like it.
P.S. MOAR
Well – for starters – trolling the tweens is apparently all Doug can manage. Generally gay guys trying to act straight need someone young and dumb to be the beard – I’m guessing all the adult women he approached retched (sorry – passed) on the offer.
Even if he is (somehow) straight – every creepy thing they’ve done contradicts it. Doug can afford implants but not clothes? I’d guess her parents gave in on the concept that marriage at least gives her some rights when she decides to dump his lameness in about 5 years. When she grows up a little (and catches him in bed with the mailman – of course all bets are off is her IQ is below 85 – I’m starting to wonder..
But she’ll always have their memories (ie pics) of being the mostly naked Barbie doll that he liked to dress up and put in sleazy poses.
I’d like to meh but I can only Yech!
The only people this sleaze is “making envious” is child pornographers and their customer base.
Her spray tan always (ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS) looks jacked up. It’s never uniform around her knees, ankles or wrists, that’s why it looks like she has shit on her feet. Ugly skank.
These are HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laugh lol
Him: “If I could get an erection, I would cum right here.”
Her: “If I could feel that, I would let you.”
That is the hardest thing he has ever put in her mouth
bahahaha gross, but prob true.
he looks like a lesbian
Awwwww… won’t anyone notice she isn’t wearing AS much makeup..? And with the shirt on, it IS more clothing that she usually wears too… Of course the only thing she wears that isn’t too small for her is her shoes (why DOES she wear shoes that are too big for her anyway?!?!?), but it is a start… right??!? (insert hopeful face here)
I’ll say it, I like Courtney Stodden’s punk rock heart. Her famewhoring right into the spotlight was completely organic– all on her own. God bless the little minx and can’t wait for already-know-it-to-be legendary reality show. Please don’t procreate.
“The pictures are done. You can take you hand of my ass now.”.
He is just sooo creepy when he smiles. I actually shudder when he does. gross.
why does she always look like she’s trying to poop on somebody or something? yuck
bice cheap ass spray tan. creepy & weird.
YES I was having the same thought. Spray tan FAIL
Ugh. These two just gross me right the fuck out.
He gets to have a wife AND kid all in one person and by the looks of it she tries to save him money by not buying anything that looks over $10. That’s a bargain!
nice paraplegic legs!
Thank you for these pictures. I have no clue who these idiots are but I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time.
Um WTH is she trying to do, if it’s look sexy, she FAILED!
Why does she insist on wearing that stupid armband circa 1990′s all the damn time!
They want a reality show, I bet.
Who the h*ll are these creepy/hideous middle-aged nobodies?
Trash!
This makes me sick. She’s not mature enough to have decided to be with a 50 year old
Showcasing her talent for deep-throating flaccid things one noodle at a time.