Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin patch making your moms all jelly. No longer is their love a mystery wrapped in an enigma, but instead, it’s blossomed before our very eyes into the kind of romance Shakespeare would’ve written himself had his testicles actually dropped, that doily-wearing poof.
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Pfff. She’s not old enough to drive.
I learned that I want desperately to smack that jaw so hard she bites off that tongue that’s always sticking the fuck out of her gob.
If they really ate that way in Europe, or at least where I live in Belgium, I’d go out to eat a lot more often…
LOL, no s**t!
A rose by any other name is a slut.
I hate it when pets beg for food at the table.
all they could afford was the one bowl of spaghetti, so they doubled up on the free bread.
And that’s her carb allowance for the week…
Ooops! Premature again!
Is it possible to put your hand on a woman’s bottom in a way that conveys neither affection nor sensuality? Yes, yes it is.
Bingo. It is more of a claw.
It’s a “seventh grader grab”
I can’t wait for the part where he nudges a meatball her way with this nose.
ahhahaha! thanks for that. The Lady and the Tramp references above were great but you added the touch that says “I care” with that visual.
I just thought for a moment what it must be like to be one of her parents and see this pic…and not have a rope and a chair handy.
I really hope they stay together for a while, they are quit entertaining. Every picture gave me a good laugh!
Yes, I hope they quit “entertaining,” too.
He said ‘just get comfortable’ and that’s the first thing she did.
I’m starting to notice a pattern here
She’s captain of the SS Minnow. The boats is called Summer Breeze.
Sweet boat. Must be all of 27 feet and early 70′s vintage. The blue tape from the varnish job on the handrails is a sweet touch. The cheap plastic tarps over the neighbors boat is really nice too.
Seriously though, didn’t the know anyone in the higher rent part of the marina?
on a side note, it’s averaging about 58-degree highs in so cal with snow in the mountains and a biting wind… great bikini weather. Maybe whatever she’s on makes her impervious to the cold.
on a side note, it’s averaging about 58-degree highs in so cal with snow in the mountains and a biting wind… great bikini weather. Maybe whatever she’s on makes her impervious to the cold.
That and her padded bra.
why is she unable to feed herself?
Where’s the black history month photoshoot/
I just don’t get why everything they do is so sexual. I mean be sexual fuck all you want but if they’re “so in love” why are there never any sweet pictures of them (eg, a cute kiss), even if she does look like a sleaze? In every picture she looks like she’s starving for a gang bang. I like to think one day they can look back and wonder what they were thinking, but let’s not kid ourselves here.
Because that’s how you get sites like these to buy your pictures. Oh, and your own reality show. I hear that that’s happening.
Fish, your photo captions are WIN today
That’s just too easy; making fun of this isn’t even sporting.
seriously, this reached the “..it would be funny if it wasnt so fucking sad..” realm about, oh i dont know, the second time i layed eyes on them and figured out they were serious…kinda like the spice girls, back in the day……
layed?!?! jesus…i get stupid just writing about them…
don’t insult the spice girls like that
Glad there’s no quotes from her, She looks good (in a slutty way) but she says/writes the most annoying sub-Penthouse/Harlequin crap imaginable.
Just fucking nasty.
Wow, she’s looking even more unhealthy. I’m not a death-pool guy, but if I were . . .
Is this her asking Hugh if she can do playboy or her 18th birthday?
I don’t know how I can possibly watch those two episodes of Lost he was in the same way as before.
Not the first time she’s been full of seamen. Or semen. Or probably even seamen’s semen.
“She saw ‘Lady and the Tramp’ once”…. in the mirror.
He’s the only one at the table who knows what to do with the balls.
Where the hell is Dexter when you need him?
“Her vagina can hide a boat.”
There, now it’s right.
A note to whatever upstanding citizen decides to take matters into his own hands and kill these two:
When you go to dump the bodies in the water to dispose of them, remember to slit their bellies open so that the decomposition gases won’t float their corpses back to the surface.
No, no… don’t thank me…
Those shows are idiotic looking.
You know what else is idiotic? You spelling shoes as shows.
it’s so obviously a typo, asswipe.
If the word “STANK” had to be associated with a picture then that hoe would be its poster child.
I’ve noticed now she’s started wearinf more open bikini tops. I think she got her boobs “checked” to prove she had any implants and THEN got them. It was SO goddamn obvious before she was over stuffing and padding, now I think she got them to she can say they’re “rweal”. Goddamn skank.
Boob listing to starboard! Bugger abaft! Abandon ship!
Gilligan and the Stripper
that broad is so gross. those scrawny, bony and shapeless legs of hers are disgusting.
i wouldn’t screw her if i lost a bet.
so basically these are pics of him feeding her all nice and full before he eats her liver right?
I hope that’s not alcoholic !!! she’s still got 4 years to go!!
wow! who knew that farting on someone could look so hot!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This comment made my day!!!
With all the money she must be saving by wearing underwear everyday instead of donning a shirt or, oh, I don’t know, some pants, you would think she could at least buy a second pair of shoes. Does she even own another pair? I guess it all goes to spray tan and hair bleach.
She’s standing on the champagne glasses.
doug: ‘so do you wanna have our once a month sex when we get home?’
gutter troll sailor barbie:”dont be gross! you know i get off enough from having my picture taken.. MEN’
Zoom in on her feet. Just do it.
Oh god WHY did I zoom!?!?! Those are the feet of an expired stripper/streetwalker…..or a zombie……..
In other pictures she is wearing a PETA shirt that says “vegetarian”, yet here she is eating spaghetti bolognese. Weird.
Oh, THANK GOD! I was shitting my Jockey’s wondering if Courtney Stodden was gonna toss some Twitpics.
WTF size sailboat can you cover the whole cabin width with a 50 year old legspread ? Is this in a bathtub?