Judging by these pictures, Kirsten Dunst is either auditioning for the Blanche Devereaux role in some sort of ill-conceived Golden Girls remake, or she ran out of pants to tuck her breasts into. Either way, somebody needs to wrestle her down and introduce her to the concept of a bra. And not just a regular chest-bra either, but also one of those full-body bras. I think the technical term might be “coffin,” but I’m not a brassiere salesman, so I can’t say for sure. Nevertheless, I think we can all agree that her breasts are better off in the ground than dragging on it. Less tripping that way. Also, less vomiting.
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