Should I have said Spoiler Alert?
Here’s Pauly D and Vinny of Jersey Shore posing with their “girlfriends” in Miami because apparently MTV’s going to shoehorn in a storyline that doesn’t involve these kids forgetting what their nicknames are and/or drunkenly banging Cuban immigrants as they wash ashore. “I’m pretty sure I’m Cannoli and you’re Andy Garcia Jr. Now help me tip this raft over, dawg, because you know I gots to be gettin’ laid.”
(As for Snooki, everyone finally acknowledges she’s a sea lion and drop her into the harbor in hopes she’ll find her real family. She’s killed three days later by the propellor of a speedboat. There was Cool Whip on board.)
Photos: Splash News
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de | May 17, 2010 at 10:28 pm
i actually thought the one in the green bikini was a man at first…that body is terrible.
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To hot for those Jersey turds anyway!
Krissy | March 10, 2011 at 4:55 pm
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bethany | May 17, 2010 at 10:44 pm
OK, so I vote *POST-OP TRANNY* on Vinnie’s girl. There’s no way that’s a chick. Look at the hands and the feet. No way. THAT’LL be a good storyline.
johnny | May 17, 2010 at 10:45 pm
If you told me the butt in the first picture was Vinnie’s, I would have believed you.
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dave | May 17, 2010 at 11:00 pm
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ATTN BETHANY: “highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.” This is why I use oxford commas, because Nelson Mandela may be an 800 year old demigod, but in no way is he a dildo collector. get me? puh-lease.
RoniMikey | May 17, 2010 at 11:24 pm
They forgot to share the steriods with the one wearing blue shorts.
Les Moonves | May 17, 2010 at 11:30 pm
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Spikey | May 17, 2010 at 11:35 pm
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ashleycocks | May 18, 2010 at 12:20 am
Seriously though that’s probably a transgendered woman!!!! I swear no girl has those manly hands and feet, no boobs, tiny ass, oh yeah and she’s like 7 feet tall!!! wtf vinney come get at me and I’ll show you why they call me ashley cocks=)=)
ashleycocks | May 18, 2010 at 12:20 am
Seriously though that’s probably a transgendered woman!!!! I swear no girl has those manly hands and feet, no boobs, tiny ass, oh yeah and she’s like 7 feet tall!!! wtf vinney come get at me and I’ll show you why they call me ashley cocks=)=)
ashleycocks | May 18, 2010 at 12:24 am
ok pauly d’s girl has maaad cellulite but at she’s a real woman! lol still though they’re both fugly and trashy!
Mister Bored | May 18, 2010 at 12:43 am
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memory stick | May 18, 2010 at 12:43 am
Miami apparently MTV is going to push the story that does not cause these children to forget what their nicknames are and or drunks slamming Cuban immigrants washed countries.
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the tall girl has no figure. no ass.
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fap | May 18, 2010 at 1:08 am
Look at the adam’s apple on the green bikini one. Unless you grow those things from working out too much I think it must be a guy. @whoever that douche is with “her” – run! it’s a trap!
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The lady in the green bikini has thighs like Gisele, but she probably shouldn’t be wearing a thong in public either.
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