They Tryin’ Ta Shake Down, Britnay!

Keeping with this morning’s Disney Stars Gone WTF theme, Britney Spears could have private information about her released if the man who accused her of sexually harassing him for a soda is able to have the case tried civil court, according to TMZ:

In new legal docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Team Britney begs the judge to move the case to a probate court, where all of the accusations could be kept from the public … and protect her from a “shake down.”
The conservators also believe, “There is a real possibility that Ms. Spears will be exposed to danger by the release of confidential and personal information.”

Alright, let’s calm down for a minute. What “personal information” could this guy possibly reveal that the entire world hasn’t already assumed is fact by now? Just look at these pics from yesterday where she dressed all fancy-like to go to Barnes & Noble only to end up buying CDs because readin’s got them words innit. So unless she spends her nights secretly solving complex scientific equations there’s literally nothing that could shock anyone at this point. Christ, she showed a man her vagina for a can of soda and not a single person batted an eye. The bar is that low.

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