They Tryin’ Ta Shake Down, Britnay!

November 2nd, 2010 // 27 Comments

Keeping with this morning’s Disney Stars Gone WTF theme, Britney Spears could have private information about her released if the man who accused her of sexually harassing him for a soda is able to have the case tried civil court, according to TMZ:

In new legal docs filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Team Britney begs the judge to move the case to a probate court, where all of the accusations could be kept from the public … and protect her from a “shake down.”
The conservators also believe, “There is a real possibility that Ms. Spears will be exposed to danger by the release of confidential and personal information.”

Alright, let’s calm down for a minute. What “personal information” could this guy possibly reveal that the entire world hasn’t already assumed is fact by now? Just look at these pics from yesterday where she dressed all fancy-like to go to Barnes & Noble only to end up buying CDs because readin’s got them words innit. So unless she spends her nights secretly solving complex scientific equations there’s literally nothing that could shock anyone at this point. Christ, she showed a man her vagina for a can of soda and not a single person batted an eye. The bar is that low.

Photos: Fame


  1. fester

    I thought she was looking fo Mr. Goodbar, turns out it’s Mr. Pibb.

  2. my tongue + britney’s asshole = good times

  3. If i were britneys dad and thought she was in true danger theres little chance that bodyguard would make it to either court..

  4. Britney Spears Boots and Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Ps wtf’s up with her inner right thigh, a little rough in bed lately..?

  5. fap

    Why does she wear that crappy bag with just about everything? That bag does not match anything, just throw that damn bag away you silly bint.

    …as you can see it’s been bothering me a while =)

    How do these people with tons of cash manage to dress so badly vvv

  6. Doc Schweinstrudel

    When will she be left alone? Those cruel people stalking her, trying to cash on her freak me out.

    • Champion limp

      Because Doc, that’s how the media perverts keep generating new ways to entertain the primitive peasants. They are perverse parasites that prostitute reality.

    • I agree completely. This has gone on for too long, I feel so sorry for her.

      And no matter what anyone else says, I think she still looks beautiful and angelic

  7. Karl Childers
  8. Johnny Cage

    I still fap like mad to her.

  9. She showed him her cookie monster and HE’S COMPLAINING????

    Someone slap that idiot in the head. Vag shot for a Shasta? I’d have given it to her. The Shasta I mean. I’m not easy you know …

    • I was just thinking that. What sort of dude takes a woman to court for flashing her cooter at him? “Oh, you’re honor, I was just so TRAUMATIZED!!”

      Fuck this generation, where money is worth more then goddamn dignity.

  10. ah loves me my Brit Brit :)

    Those legs & ass & tummy + cutoffs = LIFETIME PASS.


  11. RasputinsLiver


    Man, this bitch is as country-ghetto trailer trash as one can get.

    But if we’re lucky, this guy’s gonna get his chance to spill some fun stuff in civil court about our once beloved 5150 Britney that’ll remind everyone why Jamie got control of her.

    I really miss the public 5150 Britney. Those were great times, wtching her meltdown. No one, not Lohan, not anyone, has melted down in such spectacularly entertaining fashion. Every day was one whacky thing after another with her.

    If there really is a God then prove it by unleashing the real Britney, the 5150 Britney, back on a bored public.


    • this IS the real Brit Brit!!!

      she’s as sane as you or I. and quite brilliant in real life.

      you DO know that she got her Masters in Quantum Physics, right? And her B.A. in English Literature….?

      so don’t be hatin’….

      • shemp must be Brit’s publicist …

        Besides,w hat’s this guy going to tell us about Britney that we don’t already suspect in some way? She does it with horses? Big whoop. She smokes crack, pot, and snorts coke at the same time? Yeah yeah. She likes Mustard on her french fries? THAT FIEND!!!!

      • Sugar

        All without graduating from high school? WOW!

      • little known fact: Brit has a 170 IQ.

        bow before her in fear and trembling, ya’ll…

      • RasputinsLiver

        Pretty funny shit there, pookie!

        All I ask is for a judge to set 5150 Britney free to wield UMDs again (Umbrellas of Mass Destruction), don her pink wig and babble in a fakey Brit accent.

  12. bo

    Gosh, if she showed me her vagina I would put my penis in it.

  13. Britney Spears Boots and Shorts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks heavily medicated. She’s in zombieland.

  14. Britney Spears Boots and Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She is still rockin that short/cowboyboot/belly shirt look…man, come on Brit tighten your shit up!

  15. you dumb assholes

    Brit Van Winkle strikes again.

    She still dresses like she is 19 with bad taste- except she is almost 29 with bad taste. Its not cute. The shorts/miniskirts/ cowboy boot look is awful on anyone. ( cowboy boot length- mid calf). You gotta rock the knee highs/thigh highs, and only with the mini. No shorts ever!

  16. ferlo

    Oh- for better or worse- many of us will love Britney always.

  17. Britney Spears Boots and Shorts
    Average Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is her neck the same fuckin’ width as her head? Crap, are her parents secretly siblings?

Leave A Comment