Those look kid-friendly.

The Superficial / March 28, 2010

Katy Perry attended the Kids Choice Awards over the weekend and this has to be the most brilliant marketing move Nickelodeon has ever made. If my 13-year-old mind ever saw those things on TV, I’d feed the remote down the garbage disposal and threaten to come out of the closet during Thanksgiving dinner if anyone changed the channel. Granted that sounds horribly offensive until you realize my family thinks Left Behind is a true story and I’d be risking a gunshot wound to the thorax. So it’s practically romantic.

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