Those look kid-friendly.

March 28th, 2010 // 46 Comments

Katy Perry attended the Kids Choice Awards over the weekend and this has to be the most brilliant marketing move Nickelodeon has ever made. If my 13-year-old mind ever saw those things on TV, I’d feed the remote down the garbage disposal and threaten to come out of the closet during Thanksgiving dinner if anyone changed the channel. Granted that sounds horribly offensive until you realize my family thinks Left Behind is a true story and I’d be risking a gunshot wound to the thorax. So it’s practically romantic.

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  1. farty mcshitface

    she’s cute. i’d bang her.

  2. farty mcshitface

    she’s cute. i’d bang her.

  3. Lenny

    She worn this around a bunch of 13 year olds, wow!

  4. pimp

    would ass eat…

  5. lunchboxx

    you should see her when she was covered in nick slime……

    i would bang her even when she was green….

    oh yeah….

  6. shimmy

    Seriously hot body. Seriously unfortunate face. She’s got beautiful eyes and nose and shit, but for some reason when the individual parts are ensembled together…

  7. Fredericj Salmão

    SHES SO HOT MAKES ME WANNA STAB HER AND STEAL HER WALLET TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A NON-PSYCHOTIC MURDER

  8. Crusty

    This morning there are 500,000 13 year old boys with fresh calluses on their right hand.

  9. Fonzeyfu

    Her boobs have overtaken her singing career.

  10. Trousers

    I wish I could have jacked off to nickelodeon when I was a kid.

  11. NG

    Milk moustache!!!

  12. aj

    funny article about this untalented hack

    http://www.spin.com/blog/why-i-hate-katy-perry

  13. samx

    Katy and her special needs face need to go away.

  14. jlylec

    if she had a less retardesque haircut i think she could be REALLY hot…still hit it…why the hell not?

  15. jlylec

    i’d hit it all over the place. she seems really cool too. just looked at a bunch of the pics and just can’t get past the dumb haircut. looks like she did that shit herself in special ed with those slow-kid scissors that are only half sharp.

  16. Dave

    She’s exactly where she belongs — entertaining her 10 year old fans. Who else listens to her “music”?

  17. Mr. Nice Guy

    She is super Hot! When I was 13 it would have been Great to have her around. As for her Talent, I paid to she he in Orange County and San Diego in 2009 and was Entertained both shows.

  18. Mr. Nice Guy

    She is super Hot! When I was 13 it would have been Great to have her around. As for her Talent, I paid to SEE HER (Opps, Never post before 8AM) in Orange County and San Diego in 2009 and was Entertained both shows.

  19. YAYAYA

    Nip action at 13???????????????

    and other pix

  20. jlylec

    what’s up with you and retarded capiTaliZation, nice guy? gotta problem you need to talk about?

  21. gen

    God those fucking bangs… someone on her hair/makeup team must really hate her.

  22. MikeD

    She should become a Muslim and hide that seriously bad face, she should use less makeup and more coverup.

  23. Crabby Old Guy

    Fuck. Back in the dark ages, when I was 13, all we had was Mama Cass, Petula Clark and Twiggy. No wonder my generation fucked up the world. If we had Girl singer what’s her tits, we had been much much better.

    So, well, sorry for leaving you all with such a crappy world. Yeah, but at least you didn’t have to try scarfin’ down “Space Food Sticks” and Tang. So, I guess maybe we’re even after all.

  24. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Now wait a minute: I watched that KIDS CHOICE AWARDS show (I have an 11 year old) and thats notr what Katy wore. She had on a yellow dress and a blue wig. She did get slimed most foul though, she really took it straight in the face!

  25. TekMoney

    Hold on… a blog post featuring a girl that actually looks like a girl, and a pretty one at that? Wow, are you feeling OK, Fish? If not, I hope you never get better. Keep it up. Katy is gorgeous, talent or not.

    BTW, when I was 13 I liked boobs too. So I’m sure the kids loved it!

  26. LOVE HER BOOBS! Not exactly sure this was appropriate…. KIDS I relate to 8-12… 13+ is more teenagers and I could see her outfit for the 13+. Look in that crowd, a good majority was NOT a teenager.

    But its not like they haven’t seen that before, and I would take mounding cleavage over violence on TV anyday.

  27. She’s SO pretty. Watch her Proactive commercial and she’s ridiculously gorgeous without all that stage make up. Her boobs are pretty much perfect I think…she doesnt seem to have a single stretch mark. Impressive. lol

  28. Way to much makeup, her face looks almost like a mask.

  29. Abe

    I’d let her stomp on my testicles!

  30. mikka

    woahh!! i love the way she dress! i wish i could use a dress like that .. and look like her XD

  31. None

    If you are commenting about the bangs, sorry, you are GAY…..I didn’t even realize she had a head until just a second ago………

  32. Ano

    @23 – I think Twiggy is so much cuter than Katy Perry! I realize I’m probably the only one, but still…

  33. timmy the dying boy

    I’m sick of her. She can go away now.

  34. Omg justin will never kiss katy perry because he does not like cherry chopstick..lol:) i know what kind he likes ,coconut,trust me i know :)

  35. captain america

    I’m so sorry this AIDS, HERPES & HEPATITUS-FAGGOT of russell brand is still there.
    on the other hand: we have now the answer why so much genital-dissease are in the united states!!

  36. So, well, sorry for leaving you all with such a crappy world. Yeah, but at least you didn’t have to try scarfin’ down “Space Food Sticks” and Tang. So, I guess maybe we’re even after all.

  37. Rhialto

    Is this really her? Maybe it’s a body-double?

  38. Galtacticus

    I think it’s an easter egg dressed up like her #37.

  39. Darth

    This easter bunny is carrying the eggs in front?

  40. S.

    That’s scary….

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  42. Thank you for this post

  43. looks like she is not real!!!!

  44. ProstituteForMoney

    She looks REALLY dumb, as in without-those-tits-she’d-be-wearing-a-helmet-indoors-and-banging-her-head against-the-plastic-bars-of-her-play-pen dumb.

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