So remember how Britney Spears was looking somewhat decent the other day? Welcome back to a land called “Reality,” my friends.
Here she is leaving Starbucks in Calabasas yesterday where she reminded all of us she’s never more than one java chip away from shitting in our faces because she custom designs her clothes for elegance not function. I wonder how many times her bodyguards have to lie and say she looks hot before pulling straws to see who gets to be the one shot in the groin with a pistol.
BODYGUARD 1: But, dude, you got to be shot last time.
BODYGUARD 2: The straws have chosen- Oh, God, she’s stripping in McDonald’s PlayLand again. Attack pattern delta!
Photos: Fame, Splash News
Wow.Just wow.
Don’t drink too much frappuccinos! It’s bad for your blood pressure!
i wonder if she’ll ever get that killer body back… she doesn’t seem as dedicated as she was pre-kids. but she is yawning… everyone looks like a fat cow when they yawn lol. and the clothing… well… could’ve been better…
Nice O-face. Kevin’s a lucky guy.
Brain freeze hurts y’all!!!
ahhh the sweet smell of crazy in the morning
I’d do her, if she’d shut up…but I’m an old man.
Yyyy’Alllll! Yyyy’Alllll! * Bang*
The ass, it still looks ok. Ok? Ok.
Which way are her nips pointing today?
These pictures are all out of context and incorrectly framed, we can’t see the midget coming out of her anus.
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
She’s sexy as Hell and has a smoking hot body! Only pap smears with cameras, fags, and fat whores like you would think otherwise. Leave her the fuck alone. Get a life.
Do you get paid to white knight white trash whores or is it simply a hobby of yours?
You must be a Christian.
Can we all finally agree that this bitch is ugly and disgusting? Or are all the Britard apologists going to start screaming at anyone who dares insult her like usual?
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! BLAH BLAH WHINE BITCH COMPLAIN…
She’s a disgusting little trailer trash slut. Mentally disturbed, low class trash. You can shine a pile of sh*t all you want; it’s always going to be a pile of sh*t…
The gays and teenage girls need a new role model.
Don’t forget she has no real talent.
Oh yeah. She is so damn low class. And someone whose comment consists of the following.. “BITCH FUCK SHIT WHORE BITCH BITCH SLUT WHORE” isn’t low class or trailer trash, they are just well mannored with an educated and factual opinion. Funny, huh?
Ah, shit, am I in a flashback to 1997?! … Where’s my Adderall? Can someone tell me why I’m pregnant?
And when I say 1997, I mean 2007. These flashbacks are violent. Shit.
Total white trash. Just imagine how she would look had she not become famous…
slag.
She looks rough, and needs a courageous stylist to guide & dress her every minute of every day. They would deserve a 6 figure salary.
At least daddy got the bra on her today. The eternal struggle…..
I’m turned on personally…the more mental, the better the fuck…! And that’s the truth
Dear God – where is the video link for this?
ah the Bret Michaels look
Deacon Jones is wise…..
Besides, those are obviously photoshopped. There’s no Cheetos…
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Yes it does Gene
Can any of you fellow idiots imagine how it feels to have the parasitic media hounding you night and day? I would long ago “gone off” on them.
A shame about how low this nation is sinking. Well, not for the $cool$ folks it aint!!!
@”Realist/Ahole”- ahhhh, I see you are one of those elitist types who likes to consider themselves “realistic,” and since you are a “realistic” thinker people see you as an “a-hole,” so you brandish yourself an “a-hole” in a proud, unappologetic way. I GET IT. I really do. But lighten up Mr./Mrs “Elitist.” Yea, lighten up or shut the fuck up.
“Elitist”? Dude, are you stupid? Your ability to analyze is poor. Stick to what you know, like sucking elephant cock.
Looks like my blow up sex doll…
i’ve never been to starbucks, is it really that good you have to go everyday? i’d rather just snack on her dirty asshole…
why is she making that face?
I think someone either pissed her off or really upset her.
Maybe brain freeze from drinking her drink too fast and she’s just overdoing the facial expressions because of the camera?
Need pic of the Marlboro MIld in her other hand, for the tri-fecta
Whoa. Those are the legs of a soccer player. Poor Britney, she never gets a break. Always followed around by the paps, always being reported for child endangerment, always controlled by her father. She’s never going to get her life back on track, is she?
I’ll tell ya, I don’t see it happening.
“Thunder Thighs, HO!”
I was eating cottage cheese, then I had to stop
Why is there no video of this?
Why does her hair ALWAYS look like that?!?! It perpetually looks somwhere between dreadlocks and rat’s nest. Jesus Christ! I can understand her being a little chunky, or not having the best clothing taste… but even women who don’t have money can somehow manage to find a hairbrush. Britney, you don’t need a stylist… just wash your hair… please!
Seriously. I was just thinking that. What is up that hair?!?
It makes her look like an insane homeless woman.
why is there no video of this?
Whats wrong with making different chimp sounds to keep things lively once in a while? Always the entertainer that Brit Brit. Everyone around her should consider themselves lucky….
My god she’s got cute legs…love her with a few extra lbs on her :)
2007-2008 were magical years in shitneyland. She snatch flashed, she shaved her head, she went mental, she did the gas station/hote/driving aimlessly chinese fire drill dozens of times, she did drugs, she drank like a fish, she f*cked the arab terrorist, she was taken off to the loony bin. All her shitney fans say “she’s getting better”, but these pics show me that she’s still the mentally disturbed shitney of old. I suspect we’ll be seeing a shitney snatch flashing very soon…
Not if daddy has any say in that
she’ll find a way, cause I’m sure he is raising hell over these pics.
These look like the faces people make when they’re joking around hanging out with their friends making fun of other people — sadly these look like the faces Britney makes every day!
She is so disgusting. Seriously, it’s time to stop bleaching your hair when it looks like THIS.
any video of this moment? that’d be awesome!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALLLLLOOOOONE, YOU ARE LUCKY THAT SHE….having said that, I’d still do her, nice tits, thick thighs, good breeding hips…love me some Brit.
oh, and she can leave the socks on ;-)
Is that her O face?
Can she still climax with all the laxatives and coffee going through her system?
There are no words for this ‘outfit’ WTF!
why does this stupid mound of shit even get paps anymore?
Looks to me like she was photographed mid-sneeze.
What the fuck is happening in these pictures? What is is she wearing? WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKK??? And she probably shouldn’t havent gotten the whip cream… that’s an uphill battle right there.
Geezuz, what the fuck is wrong with this woman? I think she actually belongs in a loonie bin. Why don’t they make her well? :(
Mmm…need to throw a big ‘ol cock in that yap.
Ughhh…
*shrug*
Just looks like she’s sneezing.
batshit craayyzaayy!