There’s no f-cking way.

Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. Sure she appears to be showing and is a little fatter in the face, but c’mon, she’s three centimeters tall. She probably cored out the center of a burger then ate her way out. “Ma’am, you have mustard in your hair.” “DON’T TALK ‘BOUT MY BABY LIKE THAT.”

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