Let’s not act like this wasn’t always one booty hunt through Ponderosa away from happening. Via the National Enqurier:
Jon’s bodyguard Thomas Meinelt has been subpoenaed to testify in TLC’s lawsuit against Jon, and The ENQUIRER has learned Meinelt claims he saw Jon snort cocaine many times, and that he’s watched Jon’s secret sex tape!
“Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October, and he’s seen the tape!” said Stephanie Santoro, Jon’s former flame and family nanny.
“Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him.
“He also told me that he saw Jon snort cocaine on more than one occasion, and that the more Jon got into partying, the more cocaine he used!”
Well, this explains all the spiritual awakening and self-parodying that’s been going on lately. Although I was kind of hoping it’d be for something a little more original than a sex tape. Like Jon Gosselin secretly trained his kids to be an elite squad of dead hooker disposers. Or he gave his social security number to Michael Lohan for a shoebox of Lindsay’s old bras which, in hindsight, I probably shouldn’t rule out. Keep that one open.
Que | November 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Que not exciting/surprising y also fat.
Que | November 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Que gordo. Ya.
LaLaLingerie | November 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
That is f&cking disgusting.
abby | November 12, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“snort cocaine”
Katie | November 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm
First to say first. Ha.
He is so nasty! I can’t understand why even homely chicks want a piece of that. Woof!
Katie | November 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm
First to say first. Ha.
He is so nasty! I can’t understand why even homely chicks want a piece of that. Woof!
Katie | November 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm
First to say first. Ha.
He is so nasty! I can’t understand why even homely chicks want a piece of that. Woof!
Savalas | November 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Sex tape? At this point, sure, why not?
Katie | November 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm
oohhh, that wasn’t supposed to happen. I only hit it once! Sorry i posted half a dozen times.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 12, 2009 at 3:54 pm
i bet this guy can cut a mean bonsai tree.
Sport | November 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
The more he partied the more Cocaine he used?
Wow – brilliant revelation there. I wasn’t anywhere near his hotel and I can confirm this statement does, in fact, define partying.
joesmo | November 12, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I’m not sure what’s worse seeing the Gosslins everyday or the Pratt’s. Either way all I really want to see is nsfw slips……
Champ | November 12, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Come on joesmo#12 – the answer is within you…
The obvious answer to all is “there is nothing worse than the Pratt’s.”
THE assman | November 12, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Kind of gross but I must admit the THE assman would hit it
Andrea | November 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm
where is this tape?? I would like to see it…what? a girl can’t be curious?
kk | November 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
#9
the first part of your comment is what john said to kate when she got preggers with the sextuplets…
Rough by popular demand | November 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I imagine the haus fraus are jumping for joy…
kk | November 12, 2009 at 4:23 pm
#9
the first part of your comment is what john said to kate when she got preggers with the sextuplets…
Dave ain't here, man | November 12, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Jesus Christ, no.
jj | November 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm
LOL. this is hilarious. That guy is hideous.
EricLR | November 12, 2009 at 5:01 pm
You guys need to stop making fun of JGoss! Do you have any idea how many mediocre skanks would have walked out of Walmart with no one to go home with–had it not been for the selfless efforts of this heroic man?!?!?
uhh | November 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Not that I give a shit about this guy, but isn’t it really illegal to video tape him having sex without him knowing?
…isn’t it also really illegal to pay someone for sex, even if it’s for someone else?
Zee Brat | November 12, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Do not want.
CXCMYK | November 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I’M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.
nahhh | November 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm
That’s quite a story.
wtf | November 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm
do people actually believe this slut? jesus..
JackSpratling | November 12, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Could you imagine a Kate Gosselin sex tape? She’d be all bossy.
The only thing less sexy than a Jon Gosselin sex tape would be a sex tape of Chewbacca and Perez Hilton.
chosen_darkness | November 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Gross.
Han(d) Solo | November 12, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Chewy and the Princess?!?!
whatever | November 12, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I’d do him for free!
LMAO | November 12, 2009 at 7:19 pm
#10 that is funny
OH BOY | November 12, 2009 at 7:22 pm
My kids are watching the flintsones right now and it made me see how much Jon looks like FRED!
Jay Popeski | November 12, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Can’t you idiots just leave the Gosselins alone already? So he made a sex tape, big fucking deal. I used to pose for gay men’s magazines and I’m totally straight.
randel(l) | November 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm
I’d do that for a dollar!
MR | November 12, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Suppressed Medical Records (File 5100-13465/001)
St. Catharines, Ontario (Pearson Park)
- Privacy Commissioner of Canada (Sect. 25,26,28)
- C.M.H.A/C.A.M.H. – Brock University
Further details:
http://bleacherreport.com/users/10698-updated_bio_bwbok
me | November 12, 2009 at 8:30 pm
who wouldn’t want a go at that for a dollar?
Chick | November 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm
LOVE HIM!!!
blah | November 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm
i don’t really believe this..but if it’s true…
part of my soul just died.
Julie | November 12, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Does this really shock anyone…
Gilbert Gottfried | November 12, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Thanks, I always wondered what I would look like after some Kenny Rogers style plastic surgery.
JustJess | November 12, 2009 at 10:12 pm
This event is so ordinary – I could barely stiffle my yawn before wanting to go take a nap…
Lawd…
JustJess | November 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm
This event is so ordinary – I could barely stifle my yawn before wanting to go take a nap…
Lawd…
JustJess | November 12, 2009 at 10:16 pm
And who in their right mind would want to see someone like Gosselin fucking?? Two fat, homely people having awkward sex on camera = gag.
stoplookingatme | November 12, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Jesus these pictures are terrifying. He looks like he dropped some weight and aged about 15 years as a result. {shudders} Can’t believe no one else has commented on that — except the veiled reference to Mr. Miagi… well played #10!
66 yr old virgin | November 13, 2009 at 12:03 am
I must be crazy because all of my fantasies lately have involved this man in some way
Dank24 | November 13, 2009 at 12:31 am
who the fuck dressed this guy, Stevie Wonder?
Niles | November 13, 2009 at 1:17 am
Is it me or this guy looks like a Korean Corky from life goes on?
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pdxfacehole | November 13, 2009 at 2:42 am
Fat face douche. He’s…..Gary Coleman but Asian and longer legs.
christmas presents | November 13, 2009 at 4:44 am
Thanks for the information . But i think this is totally worthless thing . This is publicity stunt nothing more than that .