After almost an eternity – two weeks – of sequestering her talents to the marital bed, Katy Perry performed at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Wednesday night in full, breasticular fashion. While some might consider this a calculated, yet risky maneuver on her part, others, like myself, recognize it for the witchcraft it is and demand Russell Brand stone her at the city gates lest he no longer be deemed a man of God. (Hey, nice rack, but don’t think I forgot all that giant breasts you said.)
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First!!!!
No boobs for you!
She is so Hot! Great Body, Hell Great EVERYTHING!!!
Agreed, no boobs just chicken fillet inserts. On the red carpet she’s almost flat
the kanye video has small girls were did we get so big? the jasmine in his video is what makes it fly. being part Irish and living the culture I had to let a neighbor have my “jasmine” a flower your grandparents give you. a natural skin smell white people have. i had parents and she did not so i had to watch over her. i even asked my father to leave home so i could keep my jasmine and he did. she feels i must care for her today too. she was a cousin too and we lied she was not. she keeps my money from me today this girl. the last time i talked to her i was 18 and it had been 10 years. what did she ask? how big are you? i said i am a size 7 she yelled oh you beat me i am a 13. like i was in trouble for it. i have not heard from her since. the irish culture is hard but people don’t help us.
what the fuck are you talking about
Is she wearing a partial?
“Ready to be on Barney!!!”
Finally, no more kesha at the top of the page…..
I kno right turrible
It looks like a D cup trying to fit into an outfit for a B cup…doesn’t look too good. =/ The poor babies look like they are suffocating and need to be set free. I now mine like to frolic now and then! (same bust/bra size as KP up thar)
That is B/C cup PADDED on the red carpet she has almost no jug, just some saggy hangers
The same size? You must be pretty damn small then. Those are some overrated little saggy hangers. On the red carpet she’s near flat.
http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2009/01/0102_katy-perry-bikini-1-05.jpg
those are a D. that bikini top is not padded and boobs always appear bigger in a bra.
BS!!! She is so flat without a bra on that its a joke
google katy Perry stuffs her bra
This is from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and all you can give us are pictures of Katy Perry? No amount of Katy’s awesome tits outweigh the VS hotties in their underwear.
True that!
It was pretty late, around 11 pm, and I was in the 5 muni line when I overheard a guy in his mid-20′s talk to his female friend about how much he enjoyed reading this site. This was on a Friday around late September. I was looking down, reading a book in my lap. But as I watched you get off around Divisadero Street, I noticed you were pretty cute!
OMG Jennny that was totally me! Have any plans this weekend?
That’s a Katy Perry cyborg … notice the earphone? … no armpit hair stubble … virtually no freckles on chest … nope, she’s still got Russel chained to the bed while she’s lounging around eating cheeseburgers ‘n’ milkshakes and watching male gay porn while trying to corner the glitter market on the CBOT from her iPhone.
nice
God, I hate her face and her style :-(
you probably like 5:00 shadow, and a construction helmet. Homo.
Or he likes much bigger tits and is not into dumb airheads.
The first two weeks of being married to Russell Brand were tough. She always had a runny nose. Now she knows that just means she’s full.
You know she had to call in BIG JIM SLADE night after night!
I would just like to say that once upon a time this was actually a funny site…filled with snarky, actually clever and kind of fun posts about celeb gossip and other trashy b.s.
For some reason it has degenerated to 90% pics of naked/half naked women and stupid, essentially “fart” jokes and third grade humor.
98% of the comments people post regarding the so-called articles are unfunny, obnoxious, dim-witted and more than likely women-less sad males too cheap to buy real porn.
This site now blows because it’s neither clever, relevant, interesting, funny or even passable entertainment.
And to all of the “men” obsessively ripping apart women for your perceived flaws in their physiques, what the hell is wrong with you? Seriously, what kind of men are you? Real men would kill for the women in their lives–what kind of pathetic, dysfunctional, ill and moral-less, depraved society spawned you?
Oh yeah, the united states. Bravo, capitalism…creating neurotic, depraved and substance-less sacks of skin, just gobbling up the media and losing sight of anything that ever mattered.
Women should stay away from the computer when they get their period
hey bitch! It is what it is! thats why this site is called “the Superficial” u fucktard. If anything actually mattered this site would be called something else u fucking cunt. Fart jokes are funny, making fun of fat women like u and snooki is funny. Go back up to the cunthole u came from u fucking cuntfat. stop coming to this site if u gonna complain about the comments on this site. Go fuckurself with a fresh piece of marmaduke turd.
Hey! Chicks aren’t allowed to have an opinion on this site! WTF is the matter with you? That’s funny, you expressing your opinion and acting like it matters. That’s a good one!
Katy has nice tits and that’s all she has. No talent, a long face, pudgy legs. Nope, I wouldn’t kill for her. I would suck those tits until they completely deflated, kick her to the curb and fart on her as she walked out the door, but I wouldn’t kill for her.
“Real men would kill for the women in their lives”
I had no idea that Katy Perry or any these celebs were critical parts of anyone’s life here. Before you get on a rant about showing these people more respect, keep in mind that tabloids have by and large been targeted at women for decades.
So it’s apparently ok to talk shit to both sides as a woman but if men do it they’re assholes that can’t get laid. Nice double standard. How is it up on that pedestal? Rain you say? Thanks for the warning.
Someone forget her prozac?
“98% of the comments people post regarding the so-called articles are unfunny, obnoxious, dim-witted” Hey POT???? Have you met Kettle yet????
“This site now blows because it’s neither clever, relevant, interesting, funny or even passable entertainment.” Well then what’s your excuse for blowing? At least Fish has an excuse.
“Seriously, what kind of men are you? Real men would kill for the women in their lives–what kind of pathetic, dysfunctional, ill and moral-less, depraved society spawned you?” The same society where men choose to divorce or break up with nagging, obnoxious, whiney, bitches like you. Doncha love freedom of choice? Otherwise, you could have grown up in a society where your outspoken and independant nature would lead to you being stoned to death or executed. Appreciate WHERE YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU HAVE. The alternative? Not so good.
C*NT PERRY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY?
C*** has nothing to say.
katy perry is talentless shit! shes the same type of shit the music industry produces which is pure pop talent fluff. She cant really sing, her music is recycled bullcrap and the only thing she got going for her is her big tits which i guarantee will sag down to her knees soon after a kid. And she’s not the only one… myley cyress, rhianna, kesha are all examples of music industry bullshit cashcows. they only have the image but no fucking substance and no talent. Fucking CUNTS need to die
My my my, though I don’t disagree with your sentiment regarding the talent of some of these fluff artists, they do serve a purpose. These types of fluff singers have been around ever since the music industry started making records.
They don’t need to die. No, because some of them are titilating and humorous to look at and listen to. I would like to see them not take themselves so damn seriously is all.
C*NT PERRY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY?
Big deal, cramming those things into tops that are two sizes too small. If her goal is to make herself look even cheaper, then mission accomplished.
She is all padding!!
And a Happy Veterans Day to you, Fish. Hope your brother’s well and safe. Hats off to those who serve.
I don’t know if you guys know this but KATY PERRY USES PROACTIV!!! I never get tired of watching that channel!
why do these ‘stars’ even bother wearing clothes anymore?
First!
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She has no tits .
Those are small!!
They are not small… do you know what a decent sized boob looks like? Common, your way too used to seeing those fake tits so u cant remember what the real ones are like, or maybe you haven’t seen any in real life before!
I would like to put my balls on her boobs.
I think Katy Perry has a look. The dark hair and blue eyes are hot and when she doesn’t overdo the make up she looks very pretty. Her style drives me up the wall though. Some freaky Alice in Wonderland meets Betsey Johnson crap!!! I do think she’s attractive and damn fuckable, but I’m a pervert who dreams about a 4some of Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Kelley Brooke, and me … oh and my family doctor … he wouldn’t be there to join in, he’d be there to administer different anti-viral and anti-fungal medication as the sex was happening.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! The doctor part is very important
KP photographs very cute & funny. Her outfits crack me up. She’s not afraid to look stupid & she often does.
The “music” is cleverly package crappolla, and I anticipate that her marriage may turn into the entertainment farce of the year.
I wouldn’t mind giving those boobs a little squeeze or two. Just don’t subject me to her singing.
I’m still having trouble believing that her rack is real, like she says it is … there would be no gap between them, you can see the outlines and they wouldn’t be that shiny, but hell, Kim Kardashain says hers is real too :|
It’s real because she is so small. She’s TINY! She’s a small Ccup on the red carpet and then she stuffs onstage. She almost no tits in that ugly yellow thing.
from a girl -
they’re real. No cantaloupe effect. Real looking droop but surprisingly perky for natural breasts.
And shiny boobs have nothing to do with surgery – try lotion.
We’re all aware the her voice sounds like cats howling in a fucking bag, right? Not that that matters….it’s only her chosen profession. What matters are her tits are not tiny.
She looks so goofy.
Luv those boots.
Of course I could never even stand up in them.
Female pop singers must have good balance as well as perky breasts.
I just came :)
she has Furby eyes
BUTTERFACE
Funny how tiny her tits actually are when they aren’t stuffed into a top that is super padded plus 5 times too small.
BOOBERS
Katy needs a pearl necklace.
Is it just me who thinks that big breasted women (real, natural breasts) always
look kind of bigger than they really are?! Katy Perry is tiiiiiiny, but I don’t know,
she’s got to be extra tiny to look the same as everybody else because her
breast are so big … does that make sense? Am I crazy?
This is a photoshop opportunity if I ever saw one.
I can’t get over the wonky eyes.
nice tits!!
Interesting wardrobe choice for the Hitler Youth Conference
titty bitch sucking dick
you call those “clothes”?
Pic 22 of 40. Use the zoom feature… tell me, do I see pubes?
“ITS HURTS. RUSSEL BRANDS BARBED PENIS HUUURTSSSS”
i love her armpit. delicious
that face is just lik”no,you can’t see my nipple”