There’s Mel Gibson E-Mails Now

Because the audio recordings weren’t enough, RadarOnline is now quoting e-mails Mel Gibson wrote Oksana Grigorieva they day after he allegedly punched her in the mouth while she may or may not have been holding their baby. (Child services thinks not.) In the emails, Mel is apologetic and begs for Oksana to call him which I think we all know how that turned out: has discovered that authorities possess an email apology from Mel to Oksana that was sent early the morning after the altercation.
“Could you please call me. I want to tell you how unspeakably sorry I am,” Mel wrote at 9:50 am on January 7.
But that wasn’t his first email after the fight. learned that at 8:38 am, Mel emailed Oksana: “How’s your tooth?”
Interestingly, when Gibson was interviewed by the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department on Sunday, he asserted his Fifth Amendment right against self incrimination, refusing to discuss the domestic violence aspect of the case.

Jesus Christ, is there any form of communication Mel Gibson didn’t use to implicate himself? There’s probably carrier pigeons flying around southern California warbling “Blow me!” at each other as we speak. No, really, it’s only a matter of time until authorities find an Etch-a-Sketch with the words “Mel No Punch No More” written under a penis going into a giant pair of lips. (We forget the man’s an artist.)

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