There’s Another Britney Spears Tape

December 3rd, 2010 // 37 Comments

Despite explicit instructions to place their lips gently upon her Southern derriere, RadarOnline has just released another Britney Spears recording even though absolutely no one is buying these things, and audio experts are laughing themselves to sleep over the obvious manipulation used on them:

On the new tape, Britney’s ex husband Jason Alexander also confesses to smoking dope and says: “You know I got the best pot in California if you really want to smoke.”
That candid admission is followed up with a reply where she admits “I smoked the (bleeping) joint and went back to bed.

Of course, in Radar’s defense Jason Alexander, who’s getting paid for all this, is adamant it’s her, so clearly, it must be:

But Alexander is not backing down at all. He passed a polygraph test and produced an audio tape of the conversation. He told Star magazine that he stands by the story 100% and certainly knows what his ex wife sounds like on the phone.

Oh, phew, Jason Alexander knows what Britney sounds like on the phone, and I think we can all agree that’s a level of authority you just don’t abuse. Which now makes me regret all those times I said this is bullshit. Obviously, I should’ve waited for all the facts first. Forgive me.

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  1. mE

    I AM NUMERO UNO!!!

  2. SometimesElla

    She seriously needs someone to dress her.

    • Pangulin

      Her “honey”, Jason Travick does dress her…how else could he remain relevant in her life! If he makes her look like she is still incapable of caring for herself in even the most basic of ways,then Jamie Speares continues to control the purse strings and Jason still has a job!

  3. He’s such a fucking lowlife for even trying to sell shit on her…

  4. zeke

    unless it’s a sex tape from back in the day when she was still hot i don’t really care.

  5. nawj

    Until there’s a sex tape, I don’t care.

  6. Maplewood

    Her kid is looking for the Triforce, can’t the press leave her alone?

  7. Pat C

    Jason Alexander, broke and in need of money, swears it’s Britney on these tapes. Yeah, sure.

  8. McFeely Smackup

    These are totally real. Dan Rather had them authenticated and he stands by them.

    • mud butt

      HA nice reference…too bad most ppl get their ‘news’ from Jon Stewart so it’ll be lost on them…

  9. jimmy

    She, Her Life should be a Cautionary tale about drug use and drug abuse,

    This Is what happens when you have a drug addiction that is out of control, the problem is that people wont do anything to help her

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    mafme
    Commented on this photo:

    Still love her legs. I don’t know what to do with the rest of her, though.

  11. hey there’s a troll in daisy dukes trying to steal and eat an elf.

  12. Gallo

    Her kid’s fat. Of course.

  13. molly

    i knew that george costanza was a shitty dude

  14. Johnny Cage

    I love this woman.

  15. ghost

    Aren’t her kids getting a little big to be carried everywhere?

  16. Who

    It’s not a lie if you believe it.

  17. wim

    I’m sure those ears from her son cause pretty much DOWNFORCE, folks!!

  18. I now have a bruised brain from listening to this. Thank you.

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    Blergh
    Commented on this photo:

    Brintey: Mah kyd keep’ pushn’ the lefty! Ain’t no starbuck for him.
    Kid: Dem squeeshy.

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    Zargooth
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad this kid gets his DNA from his parents. He’s basically the brain-child of two retards with down syndrome.

  21. Britney Spears
    BABYDIABOLICAL
    Commented on this photo:

    So this is what 150 million looks like…

  22. Burt

    Since when is someone smoking pot in California newsworthy?

  23. rovingardener

    Best pot in California. Gotta have yo’ standids.

  24. herbiefrog

    whay dos anyone listen to these things
    we know people can time travel stiuff
    …and we better not talk about it

    be a good mama : ))

    hey brit )

  25. Big deal even if she did smoke pot. We’ve all inhaled once or twice in our lives. Even you Bill Clinton. BTW Jason Alexander married Brittany Spears? Fack Costanza did well for his short hairy backed fat self!!! Oh and lay off making fun of the kid, he can’t help how his parents dress him.

    I think alexander is just trying to get free advertizing for his homegrown. “Shit’s so good, even Britney fucked me after smoking it!!!’

    • Mrs. Nick Jonas

      I’ve actually never drank alcohol or smoked anything. Just because you’ve gotten stoned, it doesn’t mean we all have.

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