Despite explicit instructions to place their lips gently upon her Southern derriere, RadarOnline has just released another Britney Spears recording even though absolutely no one is buying these things, and audio experts are laughing themselves to sleep over the obvious manipulation used on them:
On the new tape, Britney’s ex husband Jason Alexander also confesses to smoking dope and says: “You know I got the best pot in California if you really want to smoke.”
That candid admission is followed up with a reply where she admits “I smoked the (bleeping) joint and went back to bed.
Of course, in Radar’s defense Jason Alexander, who’s getting paid for all this, is adamant it’s her, so clearly, it must be:
But Alexander is not backing down at all. He passed a polygraph test and produced an audio tape of the conversation. He told Star magazine that he stands by the story 100% and certainly knows what his ex wife sounds like on the phone.
Oh, phew, Jason Alexander knows what Britney sounds like on the phone, and I think we can all agree that’s a level of authority you just don’t abuse. Which now makes me regret all those times I said this is bullshit. Obviously, I should’ve waited for all the facts first. Forgive me.
I AM NUMERO UNO!!!
no one cares
I care!
She seriously needs someone to dress her.
Her “honey”, Jason Travick does dress her…how else could he remain relevant in her life! If he makes her look like she is still incapable of caring for herself in even the most basic of ways,then Jamie Speares continues to control the purse strings and Jason still has a job!
He’s such a fucking lowlife for even trying to sell shit on her…
and how r u today ms. jenna
unless it’s a sex tape from back in the day when she was still hot i don’t really care.
Until there’s a sex tape, I don’t care.
Her kid is looking for the Triforce, can’t the press leave her alone?
that is seriously the most EPIC effing comment EVER. I thought the EXACT same thing when I saw his ears sticking out and that hat, “Link, is that you?” hahahah genius!
I was thinking he looked kind of like Dopey.
HAHAHA. Best comment ever.
Jason Alexander, broke and in need of money, swears it’s Britney on these tapes. Yeah, sure.
These are totally real. Dan Rather had them authenticated and he stands by them.
HA nice reference…too bad most ppl get their ‘news’ from Jon Stewart so it’ll be lost on them…
She, Her Life should be a Cautionary tale about drug use and drug abuse,
This Is what happens when you have a drug addiction that is out of control, the problem is that people wont do anything to help her
Hey, jimmy…Caffeine, ethanol, and nicotine are drugs, too. So is sugar, some would argue.
I totally agree, stopped drinking coffee and it made me a totally different person.
Still love her legs. I don’t know what to do with the rest of her, though.
Sanitize?
hey there’s a troll in daisy dukes trying to steal and eat an elf.
Her kid’s fat. Of course.
i knew that george costanza was a shitty dude
I love this woman.
Aren’t her kids getting a little big to be carried everywhere?
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
I’m sure those ears from her son cause pretty much DOWNFORCE, folks!!
I now have a bruised brain from listening to this. Thank you.
Brintey: Mah kyd keep’ pushn’ the lefty! Ain’t no starbuck for him.
Kid: Dem squeeshy.
Too bad this kid gets his DNA from his parents. He’s basically the brain-child of two retards with down syndrome.
So this is what 150 million looks like…
Since when is someone smoking pot in California newsworthy?
Best pot in California. Gotta have yo’ standids.
whay dos anyone listen to these things
we know people can time travel stiuff
…and we better not talk about it
be a good mama : ))
hey brit )
Big deal even if she did smoke pot. We’ve all inhaled once or twice in our lives. Even you Bill Clinton. BTW Jason Alexander married Brittany Spears? Fack Costanza did well for his short hairy backed fat self!!! Oh and lay off making fun of the kid, he can’t help how his parents dress him.
I think alexander is just trying to get free advertizing for his homegrown. “Shit’s so good, even Britney fucked me after smoking it!!!’
I’ve actually never drank alcohol or smoked anything. Just because you’ve gotten stoned, it doesn’t mean we all have.