Here’s Amber Rose in Miami Monday where the paparazzi weren’t locked down by the rules of a canned shoot and were free to fire off shots of her ass like they’re trying to make the goddamn buffalo go extinct. (That sounded way better in my head.) For those of you wondering why I’m putting so much emphasis on Amber’s backside, allow me to put things in perspective: It’s what Reggie Bush used to replace Kim Kardashian. BOOM. Here I just assumed he’d duct tape two cheerleaders together and make them grow mustaches, but then again, I’ve always been the practical type.
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