Here’s Amber Rose in Miami Monday where the paparazzi weren’t locked down by the rules of a canned shoot and were free to fire off shots of her ass like they’re trying to make the goddamn buffalo go extinct. (That sounded way better in my head.) For those of you wondering why I’m putting so much emphasis on Amber’s backside, allow me to put things in perspective: It’s what Reggie Bush used to replace Kim Kardashian. BOOM. Here I just assumed he’d duct tape two cheerleaders together and make them grow mustaches, but then again, I’ve always been the practical type.
Photos: Splash News
furst?
What if I want to pull her hair and call her stupid? Nah wont work for me…Nice womanly body though…
She’s NO KIM. curvy, but not even close, NOT enough BUTT and no hair.
Kim K is a plastic caricature ….THIS is a body!! This is what makes the world go ’round my friend.
Though ………yeah………sup with that hair :-/
um stull furst? whuts thu wurld cuming tu?
OMG she has some body!
And…you’re redeemed. Kind of. Because posting that Snooki pick, followed up by the wonderfulness above is like offering free burn ointment, a coke, and a smile after Hiroshima.
yep, this is a kim kardashian ass.
SO I ADOOOOOOOOORE THIS ENTIRE HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!
She has a nice ass on her. No wonder the brothas like her.
I’m not really sure what to think about her. On the one hand, she’s got a different and healthy-looking body…on the other hand, she’s bald and tatted-up…and dates a total retard. I guess I just can’t fathom why a woman (or man) would want no hair. To each her own.
And for everyone criticizing her: Newsflash! Different people are into different body-types. I like slim, toned, non-hairy men while other women prefer big buff, hairy men. Some guys like huge boobs, some little little ones. And some like bald women who date fags like Kanye West.
“slim, toned, non-hairy men”
c’mon Amy, admit you’re bi !
I didn’t know not being into lumberjacks meant you’re bi. Thanks for the heads up. Hit me up, ladies.
Liking slim, toned men without loads of hair makes me bi? WTF? I just happen to dislike fat people, meat-heads, and loads of coarse hair. My apologies, sir.
Oh, neat, Amy. We have a lot in common. I hate judgmental, stuck-up bitches!
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Man…
…if she hadn’t porked and gobbled Kanye’s ball goo she’d be right on.
But the fact she’s been filled in at least orifices by West’s Li’l Kanye….the image of that gizmo crawling, rutting and jizzin’ all over and in ‘er….
…well, sorry honey, but Homey don’t do dat.
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Built for childbearing ehh?
a fug with a decent body is still a fug. but ya nobel pulling a silver lining out ur ass prize
Proof that most tattoos are a bad idea (on ladies) the front leg ones look awful, and she nice to look at. They mar the scenery.
What the fuck is the tat on her right thigh supposed to be? Dog shit?
Exactly…..just my thought.
this really is so far from the skinny art faggy girls i love.. but for some reason i find myself really wanting to hit that.
She Looks hot & S.
damn,damn,damn
Man- that chick got some fine thunder thighs that water my eyes, Ohh fap fap Negrah loves them Kentucky thighs. Lawdy them be sweets meat.
I’ll take ONE chick with a body like this over a thousand of those size zero anorexic clones we’re SUPPOSED to like.
I agree!!!!
haha…these are NOT candids. the water hides her cellulite while still showing her curve- nice lightning, flattering pose….now she reminds me even more of KK!
Hahahahah look she ass like . . . .
Im more handsom boy and hot look my ass im superstar wwe
Paris hilton bald hahahaha good for her .
Im now in wwe lockal room
Relly slig !! Hey slig hr u !
Look she body like a man hahah
:)
I drink milk with apple
This crap
U want climb amy
What’s up with your gallery? If I look at a full size version of a pic it’s not at all in the the same place as the small pic (nr 3 goes to nr 8 when going full size, and so on).
The first 2 pics in the full size gallery are broken for instance.
Please fix this – it’s quite annoying and this isn’t the first time it’s happened.
As Al Pachino so eloquently said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2mE_QCpzU
As Al Pachino so eloquently said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2mE_QCpzU
Pic. 3, I would so prone done that ass.
Now those are sexy curves. Not too big, not too small. Perfect.
Honestly, I happen to think Miss Amber is very attractive, even with the very short (not bald) hair. As far as I can tell, she’s got 3 tattoos, which hardly amounts to being covered in them, and they’re in spots that can easily be covered up if she so chooses. What is really unfortunate is the cigarette she’s about to smoke in pic # 12.
What is unfortunate is that you think your opinion means shit on EVERY SUBJECT.
Not as unfortunate as the fact that you think I give a shit about whether you give a shit.
Not as unfortunate as you thinking that you are funny or relevant.
Not sure where I made a joke for you to say I was attempting humor, but for someone who doesn’t give a shit about anything I say, you sure pay a whole lot of attention to me.
Not really. Just getting tired of reading your B.S. Opinions and have read you that you “like to rile people up.” Well, you can dish but can’t seem to take it. LOL :)
Good grief, are you talking about that exchange way back when with someone else when I originally said that?? Jesus, how much of a fucking stalker are you??? I have as much time as you seem to have. So, feel free to continue being my pen pal. It’s sweet. :)
Then, by all means, please feel free to do as your name says & get lost, my friend. You really do pay a lot of attention to me, since that quote was made last week. Way to go, stalker. lol
I just think you should not be so rude to others about their opinions when your opinions are not more important than anyone else. And I am by far a stalker. You make me ill.
Ok, you really need to explain who it was that I was bring rude to. I posted my own comment about Amber, and you decided to reply to me. Give it up already.
What? I thought this is what you like to do. LOL :) Ok, someone else will have to put you in your place because I don’t have time to “rile” people up and you seem to have all day.
See 5 posts up.
FOAD, troll.
GET LOST.
@ugottabekidding – I agree with your original post.
Thanks absinthe. Nice to hear from a sane person for a change. :)
Sorry, but I only speak English or Spanish. So, forgive me if I don’t know what that was supposed to mean.
Shut the fuck up you two.
Yo, go play in traffic.
Gotta love that “poo tattoo” on her thigh….
I was just thinking the same thing… cat turd tatoo??
she’s ok. better than Snooki.
lol a fart sounds loudest in an empty bucket
Coco’s ass would eat Amber’s for breakfast and then have Kim Kardashian’s ass for dessert. Just sayin…
Butt Amber’s ass is the only one that’s real, so…
cat turd tatoos?? Good choice!
cat paws. usually worn by girls being pimped.
Hotter than a habanero pepper! And I think her tats are sexy. Beautiful smile, too.
What the hell is a canned shoot? Candid maybe? Jesus…
canned is also a slang term for “prepared before hand”
She is a celebrity?
No more of a celebrity than this Kelly Brook person I’m constantly seeing in a bikini on this site. I believe the point is simply a woman with a nice figure in a bikini. Nothing more.
Not bad for a black chick. She’s still probably batshit crazy though, black and puerto rican women have something in their blood that make them raving lunatics once you sleep with them…
Only a raving lunatic/racist would say something so colossally stupid. This Puerto Rican woman is convinced it’s just you.
I’m not kidding about dat
Neither am I.
You’re crazy
That explains your shit attitude. Always shooting your mouth. I pity your family.
And you’re still a racist asshole. I think I still win.
I did not even know what race you were until you shot your big freaking mouth off IN EVERY POST.
That wasn’t meant for you, assmunch. That was meant for Deacon.
Sorry, when people throw out the race card to get attention, you WILL get attention from me.
Wow, you really are a ‘tard. I’m not the one who initially brought race into anything. Mr. Deacon was the first to mention blacks & Puerto Ricans. And I’m not even close to reply to every single post. I’m really sad for you that you’re so stupid.
I am really sad that you got MAD and have to start name calling. Boo Hoo. I was just having fun! :)
LOL No one is mad here, darlin’. You give yourself too much credit. :)
I just proved my point, you crazy bitches!!
Except we weren’t arguing over you. So, step off, psycho. lol
Send me a pic of your tits and maybe, maybe I will
That would require you either having my e-mail or cell phone #. If that isn’t psycho, I don’t know what is. LOL
@Deacon Jones
She’s biracial genius.
I just don’t get it, is she black???
I just don’t get it, is she black???
it doesnt matter with that body , lol
pic 13 isn’t in the water, as are several others
Yes she is black..her father is black and her mother is white..
What are you married to Jefferson Davis? That makes her bi-racial.
I’d hit that :D
Oops i mixed it up. I meant her mother is black and her father is italian.
I have noticed that if the mother is black and the father is white, he seems to always be Italian.
um no he’s literally italian. I know this because that’s what she said..Im not saying ” oh he’s white because he’s italian” ..that’s just f-cking stupid., but it’s just the facts. and it came from her mouth.
She’s mixed, Cape Verde and some other places
Her mother is from Care Verde and her father is Italian!
Cape Verde
UH OH! Shes getting fatter!! Hahaaa!!
we have the same haircut!
ooh – guess what… 69th!