There’s Amber Rose’s Ass in a Bikini

August 3rd, 2010 // 130 Comments

Here’s Amber Rose in Miami Monday where the paparazzi weren’t locked down by the rules of a canned shoot and were free to fire off shots of her ass like they’re trying to make the goddamn buffalo go extinct. (That sounded way better in my head.) For those of you wondering why I’m putting so much emphasis on Amber’s backside, allow me to put things in perspective: It’s what Reggie Bush used to replace Kim Kardashian. BOOM. Here I just assumed he’d duct tape two cheerleaders together and make them grow mustaches, but then again, I’ve always been the practical type.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Colin

    furst?

    • ROUGH the pumper

      What if I want to pull her hair and call her stupid? Nah wont work for me…Nice womanly body though…

      • reginald

        She’s NO KIM. curvy, but not even close, NOT enough BUTT and no hair.

      • Kim K is a plastic caricature ….THIS is a body!! This is what makes the world go ’round my friend.

        Though ………yeah………sup with that hair :-/

  2. Colin

    um stull furst? whuts thu wurld cuming tu?

  3. hayzues

    OMG she has some body!

  4. And…you’re redeemed. Kind of. Because posting that Snooki pick, followed up by the wonderfulness above is like offering free burn ointment, a coke, and a smile after Hiroshima.

  5. captain america

    yep, this is a kim kardashian ass.
    SO I ADOOOOOOOOORE THIS ENTIRE HUMAN BEING!!!!!!!!!!

  6. I Like Big Butts And I Can't Deny

    She has a nice ass on her. No wonder the brothas like her.

  7. Amy

    I’m not really sure what to think about her. On the one hand, she’s got a different and healthy-looking body…on the other hand, she’s bald and tatted-up…and dates a total retard. I guess I just can’t fathom why a woman (or man) would want no hair. To each her own.

    And for everyone criticizing her: Newsflash! Different people are into different body-types. I like slim, toned, non-hairy men while other women prefer big buff, hairy men. Some guys like huge boobs, some little little ones. And some like bald women who date fags like Kanye West.

    • Deacon Jones

      “slim, toned, non-hairy men”

      c’mon Amy, admit you’re bi !

      • absinthe

        I didn’t know not being into lumberjacks meant you’re bi. Thanks for the heads up. Hit me up, ladies.

      • Amy

        Liking slim, toned men without loads of hair makes me bi? WTF? I just happen to dislike fat people, meat-heads, and loads of coarse hair. My apologies, sir.

    • Biggles

      Oh, neat, Amy. We have a lot in common. I hate judgmental, stuck-up bitches!

  8. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Man…

    …if she hadn’t porked and gobbled Kanye’s ball goo she’d be right on.

    But the fact she’s been filled in at least orifices by West’s Li’l Kanye….the image of that gizmo crawling, rutting and jizzin’ all over and in ‘er….

    …well, sorry honey, but Homey don’t do dat.

    *

  9. Marco

    Built for childbearing ehh?

  10. Woofus

    Proof that most tattoos are a bad idea (on ladies) the front leg ones look awful, and she nice to look at. They mar the scenery.

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    vicmorrow
    Commented on this photo:

    this really is so far from the skinny art faggy girls i love.. but for some reason i find myself really wanting to hit that.

  12. She Looks hot & S.

  13. Deano

    damn,damn,damn

  14. Negrah Woods

    Man- that chick got some fine thunder thighs that water my eyes, Ohh fap fap Negrah loves them Kentucky thighs. Lawdy them be sweets meat.

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    Anthony
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take ONE chick with a body like this over a thousand of those size zero anorexic clones we’re SUPPOSED to like.

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    tina
    Commented on this photo:

    haha…these are NOT candids. the water hides her cellulite while still showing her curve- nice lightning, flattering pose….now she reminds me even more of KK!

  17. Slig

    Hahahahah look she ass like . . . .

  18. Slig

    Im more handsom boy and hot look my ass im superstar wwe

  19. Kaz

    Paris hilton bald hahahaha good for her .

  20. Slig

    Im now in wwe lockal room

  21. Kaz

    Relly slig !! Hey slig hr u !

  22. Slig

    Look she body like a man hahah

  23. Slig

    I drink milk with apple

  24. Kaz

    This crap

  25. Slig

    U want climb amy

  26. Mortimer

    What’s up with your gallery? If I look at a full size version of a pic it’s not at all in the the same place as the small pic (nr 3 goes to nr 8 when going full size, and so on).

    The first 2 pics in the full size gallery are broken for instance.

    Please fix this – it’s quite annoying and this isn’t the first time it’s happened.

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    salsa
    Commented on this photo:

    As Al Pachino so eloquently said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2mE_QCpzU

  28. salsa

    As Al Pachino so eloquently said:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2mE_QCpzU

  29. Clamhammer

    Pic. 3, I would so prone done that ass.

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    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Now those are sexy curves. Not too big, not too small. Perfect.

  31. Honestly, I happen to think Miss Amber is very attractive, even with the very short (not bald) hair. As far as I can tell, she’s got 3 tattoos, which hardly amounts to being covered in them, and they’re in spots that can easily be covered up if she so chooses. What is really unfortunate is the cigarette she’s about to smoke in pic # 12.

  32. Amber Rose Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta love that “poo tattoo” on her thigh….

  33. she’s ok. better than Snooki.

  34. Amber Rose Bikini
    GLT
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco’s ass would eat Amber’s for breakfast and then have Kim Kardashian’s ass for dessert. Just sayin…

  35. sumdumfuk

    cat turd tatoos?? Good choice!

  36. Vito

    Hotter than a habanero pepper! And I think her tats are sexy. Beautiful smile, too.

  37. Melissa

    What the hell is a canned shoot? Candid maybe? Jesus…

  38. Cock Dr

    She is a celebrity?

    • No more of a celebrity than this Kelly Brook person I’m constantly seeing in a bikini on this site. I believe the point is simply a woman with a nice figure in a bikini. Nothing more.

  39. Deacon Jones

    Not bad for a black chick. She’s still probably batshit crazy though, black and puerto rican women have something in their blood that make them raving lunatics once you sleep with them…

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    Chenush
    Commented on this photo:

    I just don’t get it, is she black???

  41. Chenush

    I just don’t get it, is she black???

  42. Amber Rose Bikini
    pic13
    Commented on this photo:

    pic 13 isn’t in the water, as are several others

  43. hellokittylover

    Yes she is black..her father is black and her mother is white..

  44. Amber Rose Bikini
    First
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit that :D

  45. hellokittylover

    Oops i mixed it up. I meant her mother is black and her father is italian.

    • angela

      I have noticed that if the mother is black and the father is white, he seems to always be Italian.

      • hellokittylover

        um no he’s literally italian. I know this because that’s what she said..Im not saying ” oh he’s white because he’s italian” ..that’s just f-cking stupid., but it’s just the facts. and it came from her mouth.

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    Leon
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s mixed, Cape Verde and some other places

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    rickardo
    Commented on this photo:

    UH OH! Shes getting fatter!! Hahaaa!!

  48. internet janitor

    we have the same haircut!

  49. ooh – guess what… 69th!

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