I drink a lot, so I can’t be positive if this is the first Megan Fox upskirt photo to be caught in the wild which is why I’m such a vocal proponent of celebrity crotch tagging. (Blue = 1st time. Red = 2nd, Biohazard sign = Paris Hilton, etc.) Nevertheless, here she is in Italy over the weekend because if this site is anything, it’s a library of historical events. People in the future will mine it for data on our society and learn we’re a bunch of perverts who barely manage to function in the morning without seeing a transsexual midget eat a penis lollipop first. — Suck it, 18th Century France!
Photos: INFdaily
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, Oct. 4.
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No stars? Disappoint.
weird shot, imo she hasn’t been hot since two and a half men
Fuck yeah what a bullshit post! It’s prolly all bony and inverted anyway.
What’s going on with her chest? :-/
yeah, it looks like her right titty is melting and sternum hasn’t been hot since the holocaust.
She’s never had any chest, still hot though.
Fucking disgusting, that’s what it is. McBeef nailed it.
and FU, Vondrook for the crap link.
Grr no vagina visible, not even panties. And that breastplate looks like wonkage on the horizon. Id fuck her tho. Did i mention?
What the hell’s going on with her chest? Looks like she morphed with Tara Reid. Her legs look flabby and cellulite ridden.
I’d still eat the lint out of her belly button though.
Id eat lint out of her ass..
I’d transplant her ass hairs into my nasal cavity.
I’d just fuck her really hard for a couple of days, jizz in her mouth and dump her at the nearest crackhouse.
I’d fuck her really hard for a few seconds, ejaculate, then I’d ask her to get me some cookies.
I’d make her get on her hands and knees while I bend over to fart in her mouth. It’ll be a bonus for her when a little bit of shit comes out.
Sounds like a bunch of sixth-graders skipped school today.
Spoken like a true seventh-grader.
Her chest does look strange, with that itty-bitty peek of her booty… well, don’t bother me and my monkey!
I’d lock her in my basement and feed her.
Uhhh ?
It’s not an upskirt if you can’t see her fuckin’ panties!
I disagree.
You are seeing that which she does not want you to see up there….in this case the hem of her stockings. Don’t quite know what we’re looking at in pics 4 & 5.
She knew the intent & she made a defensive move with the clutch purse. Not much of an upskirt but it is legit.
Button up baby. Looking kinda rough down that shirt.
Those are not the hem of her stockings buddy. That’s a crease in her skin where the fat cells are sitting do to lack of exercise….meaning she starves herself to be this skinny….not exercise
Just look at her chest in pic 5….ughh
How can anyone think she has a nice body with those awful implants…and c’mon know, she’s also a bitch
You are probably gay
weakest. upskirt. EVER.
What’s up with her chest?
Meh. I’m over her. She thought it was something special but for me it was just a summer thing.
what happened to her boobs? look at her bony chest…ewwww
What happened to them?? Nothing… They just didn’t happen.
I’m more concerned with her terrifying chest.
I’d rub seasoning all over her man and roast her like jerk chicken and fuck her after shes fully cooked and eat her afterwards. I like jerk chicken…and watermelons and ganja.
I like jamaican cuisine too. I’d make Megan beef patties and fuck it.
Why would you rub seasoning all over her man?
All she really needs is a little tenderizer and perhaps some pepper.
I’d make city chicken with her, Jessica Simpson, & Katy Perry. Veal, Beef, & Pork. Which is which? I dunno, they’d all taste pretty good I’m sure.
weakest. thread. EVER.
Megan that new biofit bra from vs is 45 bucks and will do a shitload more for your chest than any more surgery ever will. Spend the money honey.. U look fifty here. No offense. You can fuck me later for it
whats that weird skin flappage in between her tits?
Is that a peice of corn on the seat? Somone needs to teach Mrs. Silver how to wipe.
I can’t help it, even if she doesn’t know the first thing about how to make a decent turkey sandwich I still want to stuff my bang stick in her tight ass.
Parker, her face in Pic 6 should answer any doubt as to whether she enjoys a good butt fucking. Her turkey sandwich making skills, however, are probably lacking.
Right…she looks like she’s ready for some good time anal. For that, I bet she’ll at least buy me a decent sandwich.
Chick looks nasty. Boring panties and bony chest. Meh.
Do I really need to say it? There’s more to an “upskirt” than a photo that shows a bit of leg skin slightly higher than the lower limit of the skirt.
seriously lame dude, really, really lame.
also, I’ll pile on with a “what the fuck is wrong with her chest!” too. that shit is whack!
I don’t like like that top on Kate Bosworth either…BAG don’t see anything wrong with this picture….
She is hot..no vag here, guess she has learned something from Britney and Paris..and that is to close your legs and exit the car properly! Especially when the paps are around. Good thinking Meg!
pale and semi-flabby ass =’s a turn on for me
bony carapace =’s not so much
sunken chest.
Yeah pic #6 is gross. too much ribs and disappearing boobs
Those are Pectoral muscles, not ribs.
pale and flabby ass =’s a turn on for me
bony carapace =’s not so much
this woman is many things…. but you are an idiot saying anything is flabby on her, she is VERY thin. you must not be able to tell the difference between womens asses and legs from the 12 year old boys you look at
very very bottom of pic #1
“flab”
opposite of “tone”
go chomp a weiner, tod….
lol….”tod”…
u r an idiot too
“SHE” is not a man
women are built different
go look at an old arnold pic and drool over his muscular ass
Here is another member of the D list veryone is still paying attention to. She better hurry and pick herself up out of the trenches and try for some acting skills or something. Those looks are only good for another 5 maybe 10 years, then the harsh Janice Dickinsen like looks will take over.
Why is there a # sign in my moniker?
stone cold plastic face and sloppy folds of skin over her bony chest………………………… what the
Seriously, what’s wrong with her chest?
she looks awful…. poor boney chestbones are melting all over….. too much make up megan! holy fuck!and why all the surgery?//////////
I’m a huge fan of upskirts. This ain’t one.
pale, flabby upper legs and ass =’s turn on for me
bony carapace =’s not so much
say it again dumbass
“tod”…..
bwah ha ha ha ha….
Mmm… sunken chest…
Where is the money shot? Slrrrrrp hacckkkkk tthrrrpppccchhhhhhh.
I’m disappointed in the no star shots as well. An upskirt truly isn’t an upskirt without a glimpse of some honey pot. She’s very hot to me though.
fuck!
She was more fuckable before the surgery.
well, I guess for the purposes of writing headlines, we’ve defined “upskirt” down to the point of “any leg skin that is slightly above the hem of currently work skirt”.
seriously? Upskirt?? this is very, very lame.
Also, I want to be the first one to point out how gross her chest looks. can’t believe all of you guys missed that. Looks like a Halloween costume.
Woof….
Her chest must’ve cracked and became all disfigured and deformed from the weight of all the douchbaginess of Brian Austin Green on top of her.
She might as well be banging Spencer Pratt if she’s into Douchebags that much, at least Heidi had the forsight to get chest cushions to fend off the weight of Spencer’s douchbaginess.
whooo hooo i saw leg
not a very good upskirt
when i read “upskirt” youd think there would be something to see
stretchy marks on chest.. tell tale signs of implants… nice thighs though
I don’t think that’s Megan Fox, I think Christina Applegate dyed her hair black and some who apparently drinks a lot got confused.
Such a sight to behold.
Where are her boobs? Did she had breast cancer and they had to be removed or something? They look like a 80 year olds, also barley an upskirt, u can not see anything newsworthy.
I’m a sad panda now :(
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That’s Megan Fox? GTFO
Nice shot!
It looks like she’s had a masectomy…she needs to gain like 20lbs…she gorgeous but she’s look emaciated!
dude she’s so thin and fit, how can she have all those weird cottage cheese clumps in her legs? and the soggy chest skin has traumatized me for life.
it must give her pleasures she is still able to fool americans!!