There’s a Megan Fox Upskirt Now

September 28th, 2010 // 96 Comments

I drink a lot, so I can’t be positive if this is the first Megan Fox upskirt photo to be caught in the wild which is why I’m such a vocal proponent of celebrity crotch tagging. (Blue = 1st time. Red = 2nd, Biohazard sign = Paris Hilton, etc.) Nevertheless, here she is in Italy over the weekend because if this site is anything, it’s a library of historical events. People in the future will mine it for data on our society and learn we’re a bunch of perverts who barely manage to function in the morning without seeing a transsexual midget eat a penis lollipop first. — Suck it, 18th Century France!

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Sen

    First!

    No stars? Disappoint.

  2. Kelly

    What’s going on with her chest? :-/

  3. Grr no vagina visible, not even panties. And that breastplate looks like wonkage on the horizon. Id fuck her tho. Did i mention?

  4. Righty Whitey

    What the hell’s going on with her chest? Looks like she morphed with Tara Reid. Her legs look flabby and cellulite ridden.

    I’d still eat the lint out of her belly button though.

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    Epacs
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhhh ?

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    Whatever...
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not an upskirt if you can’t see her fuckin’ panties!

    • I disagree.
      You are seeing that which she does not want you to see up there….in this case the hem of her stockings. Don’t quite know what we’re looking at in pics 4 & 5.
      She knew the intent & she made a defensive move with the clutch purse. Not much of an upskirt but it is legit.
      Button up baby. Looking kinda rough down that shirt.

      • GUY

        Those are not the hem of her stockings buddy. That’s a crease in her skin where the fat cells are sitting do to lack of exercise….meaning she starves herself to be this skinny….not exercise

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    john
    Commented on this photo:

    Just look at her chest in pic 5….ughh

    How can anyone think she has a nice body with those awful implants…and c’mon know, she’s also a bitch

  8. SHADE

    weakest. upskirt. EVER.

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    Dustin
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with her chest?

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    freaky
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. I’m over her. She thought it was something special but for me it was just a summer thing.

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    Let Go Ma Eggo
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    what happened to her boobs? look at her bony chest…ewwww

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    Blah
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m more concerned with her terrifying chest.

  13. jamaican

    I’d rub seasoning all over her man and roast her like jerk chicken and fuck her after shes fully cooked and eat her afterwards. I like jerk chicken…and watermelons and ganja.

  14. Megan that new biofit bra from vs is 45 bucks and will do a shitload more for your chest than any more surgery ever will. Spend the money honey.. U look fifty here. No offense. You can fuck me later for it

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    johhny
    Commented on this photo:

    whats that weird skin flappage in between her tits?

  16. Peon Leon

    Is that a peice of corn on the seat? Somone needs to teach Mrs. Silver how to wipe.

  17. Parker

    I can’t help it, even if she doesn’t know the first thing about how to make a decent turkey sandwich I still want to stuff my bang stick in her tight ass.

    • Deacon Jones

      Parker, her face in Pic 6 should answer any doubt as to whether she enjoys a good butt fucking. Her turkey sandwich making skills, however, are probably lacking.

      • Parker

        Right…she looks like she’s ready for some good time anal. For that, I bet she’ll at least buy me a decent sandwich.

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    not a fox
    Commented on this photo:

    Chick looks nasty. Boring panties and bony chest. Meh.

  19. Do I really need to say it? There’s more to an “upskirt” than a photo that shows a bit of leg skin slightly higher than the lower limit of the skirt.

    seriously lame dude, really, really lame.

    also, I’ll pile on with a “what the fuck is wrong with her chest!” too. that shit is whack!

  20. # Mind melding with rough's wang is prohibited

    I don’t like like that top on Kate Bosworth either…BAG don’t see anything wrong with this picture….

  21. The Real TAB

    She is hot..no vag here, guess she has learned something from Britney and Paris..and that is to close your legs and exit the car properly! Especially when the paps are around. Good thinking Meg!

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    Commented on this photo:

    pale and semi-flabby ass =’s a turn on for me

    bony carapace =’s not so much

  23. jt

    sunken chest.

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    ern
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah pic #6 is gross. too much ribs and disappearing boobs

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    Commented on this photo:

    pale and flabby ass =’s a turn on for me

    bony carapace =’s not so much

    • tod

      this woman is many things…. but you are an idiot saying anything is flabby on her, she is VERY thin. you must not be able to tell the difference between womens asses and legs from the 12 year old boys you look at

      • larry

        very very bottom of pic #1

        “flab”

        opposite of “tone”

        go chomp a weiner, tod….

        lol….”tod”…

      • tod

        u r an idiot too
        “SHE” is not a man
        women are built different
        go look at an old arnold pic and drool over his muscular ass

  26. woodworker1

    Here is another member of the D list veryone is still paying attention to. She better hurry and pick herself up out of the trenches and try for some acting skills or something. Those looks are only good for another 5 maybe 10 years, then the harsh Janice Dickinsen like looks will take over.

  27. # Mind melding with rough's wang is prohibited

    Why is there a # sign in my moniker?

  28. oh

    stone cold plastic face and sloppy folds of skin over her bony chest………………………… what the

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    Shan
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, what’s wrong with her chest?

  30. what the buck

    she looks awful…. poor boney chestbones are melting all over….. too much make up megan! holy fuck!and why all the surgery?//////////

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    Funeral Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a huge fan of upskirts. This ain’t one.

  32. Megan Fox Upskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    pale, flabby upper legs and ass =’s turn on for me

    bony carapace =’s not so much

  33. juaquin (the pirate) ingles

    Mmm… sunken chest…

  34. Megan Fox Upskirt
    JV
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is the money shot? Slrrrrrp hacckkkkk tthrrrpppccchhhhhhh.

  35. I’m disappointed in the no star shots as well. An upskirt truly isn’t an upskirt without a glimpse of some honey pot. She’s very hot to me though.

  36. Herman Bumfudle

    fuck!

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    LordAtama
    Commented on this photo:

    She was more fuckable before the surgery.

  38. well, I guess for the purposes of writing headlines, we’ve defined “upskirt” down to the point of “any leg skin that is slightly above the hem of currently work skirt”.

    seriously? Upskirt?? this is very, very lame.

    Also, I want to be the first one to point out how gross her chest looks. can’t believe all of you guys missed that. Looks like a Halloween costume.

  39. GravyLeg

    Woof….

  40. Righty Whitey

    Her chest must’ve cracked and became all disfigured and deformed from the weight of all the douchbaginess of Brian Austin Green on top of her.

    She might as well be banging Spencer Pratt if she’s into Douchebags that much, at least Heidi had the forsight to get chest cushions to fend off the weight of Spencer’s douchbaginess.

  41. tod

    whooo hooo i saw leg
    not a very good upskirt
    when i read “upskirt” youd think there would be something to see

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    Edison Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    stretchy marks on chest.. tell tale signs of implants… nice thighs though

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    I dunno
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think that’s Megan Fox, I think Christina Applegate dyed her hair black and some who apparently drinks a lot got confused.

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    JN
    Commented on this photo:

    Such a sight to behold.

  45. DonDraper

    Where are her boobs? Did she had breast cancer and they had to be removed or something? They look like a 80 year olds, also barley an upskirt, u can not see anything newsworthy.

    I’m a sad panda now :(

    ” The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation. “

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s Megan Fox? GTFO

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    Melchor
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice shot!

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    shesmiles
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    It looks like she’s had a masectomy…she needs to gain like 20lbs…she gorgeous but she’s look emaciated!

  49. what

    dude she’s so thin and fit, how can she have all those weird cottage cheese clumps in her legs? and the soggy chest skin has traumatized me for life.

  50. captain america

    it must give her pleasures she is still able to fool americans!!

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