♫ There She Is… Miss Crack America… ♫

January 5th, 2011 // 19 Comments

Seen here for the first time since leaving rehab, Lindsay Lohan is already going into spin control after it was reported she moved next door to Samantha Ronson who was legitimately caught off guard, unlike Lindsay who wants you to believe it was all pure coincidence. TMZ reports:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us … Lohan was aware Sam lived somewhere in Venice, Ca — but she didn’t know how close her new pad was to Ronson’s home until family members saw the DJ pull in to the garage next door on Monday.
Now — after Lindsay’s father went through all the trouble of moving her in — we’re told Lohan is considering moving out of the place after learning Sam was “pissed” at the situation.

I’m pretty sure even Michael Lohan saw Sam for the first time that day and went, “Wow, this is fucked up,” which doesn’t sound that strange until you remember this a guy who kicks women in the vagina. That’s the pillar of sanity here.

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  1. RoboZombie

    She should consider moving into a trailer.

    • Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

      Now that would just be cruel, it would drag down property values for the other residents in the trailer park.

    • Randal

      It’s a welcome back moment for Lindsay in 2011, sporting an active outfit for her active life style and career. Black tight leggings cling to her muscles and the tickle checkered gray of her scarf draws one’s gaze upward to her beautiful smile.

      Randal

      • RoboZombie

        Damnit, you’re not the real Randal. The real Randal was a breath of fresh air in a smoggy, haze-filled world of hateful and inept comments. He was the enduring light of poetic brilliance and will be sorely missed. Wherever you are Randal, keep the faith and remember, no matter how you phrase it, with your flowing, purple prose, Lindsay is still a dirty, dirty whore.

      • S'up Bitches

        What’s “tickle checkered gray”? Is that anything like “go-fuck-yourself-in-the-ass slate”?

  2. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

    It’s good that Linds and Sam are close, less leg-work for the paps.

  3. I totally believe Lindsay had no idea where Ronson lives, and it’s just a coincidence she moved in right next door. But then I also believe that water bottle she’s carrying isn’t filled with vodka and dissolved vicadin.

    You know, when I write it down…I sound stupid.

  4. Richard McBeef

    hardcore porn or aspirate your own vomit.

    the ball is in your court, linds.

  5. Wake me when she’s busted again…or releasing a sex tape.

  6. Smaug

    I so want to lick her butt.

  7. I’m pretty sure M. Night ShamaLohan, in all his brilliance, knew Sam’s address and saw a great opportunity to either get a new reality show or find great material to write a sitcom with.

  8. Reggie Rhino

    Actually, Lindsay might for once in her life be telling the truth since her previous visits were during her “heavily medicated” period as opposed to her new “low med level” existence. How can you tell she is in the “low med level” existence phase………………..She IS able to walk without falling down or being held up by someone.
    So, if she says she didn’t realize that Sam lived next door to her new dwelling, it is probably because she had no conscious recollection of where Sam lives.

  9. S'up Bitches

    I thought drying out was supposed to make you more attractive. Hell, at least thinner.

  10. Lol@ the title. Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head lol.

  11. Lindsay didn’t know Ronson lived next door toher new apartment. Lindsay also didn’t know there was alcohol in all those drinks she had before running over the woman and her baby carriage. Lindsay also didn’t know that snorting cocaine was bad for her.

    Sure. Ya. ummmm … no.

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