♫ There She Is… Miss Crack America… ♫
Seen here for the first time since leaving rehab, Lindsay Lohan is already going into spin control after it was reported she moved next door to Samantha Ronson who was legitimately caught off guard, unlike Lindsay who wants you to believe it was all pure coincidence. TMZ reports:
Sources close to Lindsay tell us … Lohan was aware Sam lived somewhere in Venice, Ca — but she didn’t know how close her new pad was to Ronson’s home until family members saw the DJ pull in to the garage next door on Monday.
Now — after Lindsay’s father went through all the trouble of moving her in — we’re told Lohan is considering moving out of the place after learning Sam was “pissed” at the situation.
I’m pretty sure even Michael Lohan saw Sam for the first time that day and went, “Wow, this is fucked up,” which doesn’t sound that strange until you remember this a guy who kicks women in the vagina. That’s the pillar of sanity here.