‘There Is Another… Sky.. walker.’

September 24th, 2010 // 154 Comments

As Lindsay Lohan prepares to appear in court today knowing she’ll never see the inside of a jail cell – her usual Friday – 16-year-old Ali Lohan is quietly being groomed in the wings to carry her sister’s torch so their mother will never have to get a real job. Here she is posing for Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line’s Spring/Summer 2011 collection (above) because you know what they did wrong with firecrotch? Waited too long to sexualize her. Clearly, that’s where everything fell apart and not at all the shitass parenting. “Can we get accentuate those illegal breasts some more? I don’t want to pull another daughter out of the opium den I drove her to because I’m Dina Lohan. These kids just have no moderation, I swear.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. whoa there Spartacus

    Hot. Sad, but hot.

    • Rather

      Agree. She’s got a bit of a Demi Moore 20 years ago thing going on. Hopefully she won’t be ruined in another few years like the rest of her family.

    • 16 years young. She’s an attractive girl, dressed too old for her age but there is nothing wrong with her looks. Now, the fact that she’s a Lohan should scare the bejeebers out of everyone. Michael and Dina, parents of the year!!! Can we send them off Earth island with Spencer Pratt?

  2. Ed

    The Adam’s Apple ruins everything.

  3. silly string

    I don’t get the comment about the opium den…am I just dumb?

  4. Richard McBeef

    Dog. Sad, but dog.

  5. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    She looks like Winona Rider

  6. Fabiaire

    God. At first I thought, “Wow. She’s kinda hot.” Now I need to take a shower, damn. She’s way too young for this. And talk about being Photoshopped to death….

    • sin

      Sorry to burst your bubble. But this kid does look this good at this young age. They did take off a few zits but thats it.

  7. Deacon Jones

    OH MY OH MY!!!!

    Now, from a legal perspective, it’s OK if I get a hard-on over these in the state of Georgia, correct?

    *books ticket immediately*


    Another GREAT parenting prodigy spawning from Dina Lohan! As most normal parents would NOT allow their teenage daughters to dress like they are ready to work for Heidi Fleiss, amazingly Dina still has custody of the fucking family dog!


      Dina Lohan was in a liquor store on Long Island yesterdy-maybe its because she was preparing for when her daughter got arrested this morning. Drink up Dina! Or just give it to Ali!

  9. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    hot. illegal. pootietang.


    Canada is not a real country.

  11. rober

    I’d hit it with a baseball bat.

  12. Max Hardcore

    She looks too old to be in my next epic thriller. Shes also not HOT enough and probably refuses to wear a cheerleading outfit, drink piss or throat cock.

    I’ll pass…

    • Deacon Jones

      lol, yes!

    • Richard McBeef

      she isn’t hot enough and probably would refuse to wear a cheerleading outfit or drink piss, but do you really think she wouldn’t throat cock? come on, she is a lohan for fucks sake, they all throat cock from Michael down to Ali.

  13. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    Well she’s not a fire-crotch.

  14. freaky

    Oh, man, does this mean that we’re looking at CP?

  15. Juliana

    WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much photoshop…

  16. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    Damn! She is ugly as shit!

  17. dholmas

    If that was my 16 year old daughter she would be locked in her room. What are some parents thinking.

  18. I see we once again have to go over basic qualifications needed for a successful modeling career:

    Young? Check
    Tall? Probably……check
    Thin? Check
    Pretty? Got as far as the second photo in this line up. I must say that this beautiful face requirement is the sticking point with young skinny Lohan here.

  19. LJ

    Dina Lohan’s career path:

    Bag a Wall Street Trader.
    Get him to knock her up with a couple of kids (Ali looks more like her dad).
    Kick the Wall Street guy to the curb (ok, he deserved it).
    Market kid number one and sell her to Disney. Live off the funds.
    Sell kid number two to anyone who will take her in case kid number one has to spend too much time in jail. Live off the funds.
    Try to sell yourself as a Reality TV show with kid number two making frequent appearances, and including visits to kid number one in jail.
    Cry at the funerals.

  20. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    So, Heidi’s chin has a bastard sister.

  21. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    The Dude
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    Wait, Wynona Ryder is Lindsey’s little sister?

  22. discretion is not for the pantless

    Does anyone else think she looks like Winona Ryder?

  23. Kid whatever money you get from this take it and get the fuck out of town. I am not fucking kidding take as much money as you can from them and get as far away from your family as humanly possible, I gurantee you a happy and rich life if you do. Not your mommy, daddy.sissy or brother. All of them can fuck off, you own no one any loyalty. Take the money and run.

  24. dude

    LMAO at LJ above. Spot on.

  25. noodles

    “Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line” – bwah ha ha ha ha

  26. Katie G

    I feel sorry for the brother.

  27. GUY

    Umm…she aint pretty.
    She has a dog face. Body is decent i guess….still too young to tell and

    Photoshopped to death. The shadows are all wrong. Its like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where……….whoa, where the fuck did that come from?

  28. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    And that’s photoshopped… sorry Ali, your sister is still orders of magnitude hotter, even after all the booze, coke and cigs.

  29. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    This is wrong. She is too young

  30. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    The problems with Ali are she’s not good looking from any angle, unlike her sister, she has no acting skills, unlike her sister and she’s tainted by her druggy sister and wacky parental units. And yes, the bolt-on tits look awful, she’s too chinny and she doesn’t exude the slightest bit of sex.

  31. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    She’s not unattractive at all, but is she Lindsay’s sister? Maybe with the photo effects I don’t see it. I take Lindsay over her.

  32. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    Ooh Dear....
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    What an unfortunate face.

    There are millions of more attractive girls than her in the world, many of whom would kill to model.

    One of them should be given a chance, instead of her living off of Lyndsay’s fame.

  33. The Lohans all suck

    Nothing special, no talent, fucked up parents.
    = Hollywood Success.

  34. Chris Hansen

    Why dont you all have a seat over there…

  35. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    It’s funny how you can’t tell she is crazy just by looking at her.
    But you KNOW she is Crazier than a Shithouse Rat – just like the rest of the Family

  36. Not getting the taliban style commentary here. Ali’s 16 which is typical age for a young model. These arent nudes for chrissakes. Settle down or move to iran.

    Sure dina and michael arent model parents but dont just fabricate problems. Thats the fodder they need to justify how its all a conspiracy against them.

    And good for lindsay if she can avoid jail. What she needs is rehab. When a sheep wanders off all the time its not uncommon that a shepherd would break that sheep’s front legs. Then nurse it back slowly. And after its back to health its the best behaved sheep, and leading the herd. Lindsay’s never been broken. Therein lies the problem. There’s holywood rehab and there’s bootcamp.. Id have her blistering her dainty hands doing hard labor. You should see how beautiful my estate looks from giving recovering addicts something productive to do.

  37. freebie

    What are her parents thinking? Do they want her to end up like her sister? Her parents should be arrested. They are pimping a 16 year old kid. Celebritism (is that a word?) is destroying way too many young lives nowadays. Is it worth it?

    • TGIF

      i think the word you’re looking for is “Celebritivismisnouss”.

      Or maybe just “celebrity”

    • 898

      point well taken.

    • Jill

      1. Parent’s really aren’t THINKING… just jones-en for $$.
      2. Yes, want her to end up like sister. See #1
      3. Agreed, should be arrested.
      4. Celebrity destroys. No it’s not worth it, but to some who money and fame is everything, Hollywood provides the road to Hell they seek.

  38. Bunny Girl

    i wish i had a sister famous for being a coke head train wreck so that i could ride her vodka drenched coat tails… cause this chick isnt good looking. fuck it. i look better. there i said it.

  39. UY

    Hello, Chris Hansen.

  40. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    She looks like Tina Fey.

  41. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    She’s a bit of a butterface, not hot like Linds.

  42. Darth

    Finally something what doesn’t hurt my eyes! Even tho her last name is taking it all down!

  43. NotAliLohanThankGod

    Where was this photoshoot? Lindsay’s apartment? Don’t think I’ve ever seen photos for a “clothing line” taken in someone’s house before. Classy.

  44. alex

    Okay, is it me or is her lift side nostril messed up? It makes her face look odd.

  45. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    Shes beautiful, but… sadly she’s only known because of her sister. No one would care to even look at these if she wasn’t.

    It’s too bad, because these are great shots, but.. I prefer a not SO photoshopped look – it’s far too airbrushed for my liking. Airbrushing and photoshopping is great technology and I use it after photoshoots all the time – but the point of it is to TOUCH UP little things, not completely destroy the photo or the subject… it’s not supposed to look this fake.

  46. boogeyman King Dong

    Da Lohan girl tryna da first steps in porn?

  47. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
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    looking good. kinda got a wynona ryder thing going on.

  48. It´s me

    She is NOT that beautiful like Lindsay.

  49. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    the only opinion that matters
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    Megan, you need an eye test. She is FAR from beautiful. Shes a three dressed up and photoshopped to a six. Poor thing…if her family is waiting for her to earn the big bucks they may be waiting a long time. How about getting an education then a j o b?

  50. Parker

    Just goes to show, while I’d rather buttfuck someone like Kourtney Kardashian than let my dick anywhere near Lindsay’s butt, I would have no qualms at all buring my bone in Lindsay’s little sister’s ass. When she’s old enough for that.

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