As Lindsay Lohan prepares to appear in court today knowing she’ll never see the inside of a jail cell – her usual Friday – 16-year-old Ali Lohan is quietly being groomed in the wings to carry her sister’s torch so their mother will never have to get a real job. Here she is posing for Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line’s Spring/Summer 2011 collection (above) because you know what they did wrong with firecrotch? Waited too long to sexualize her. Clearly, that’s where everything fell apart and not at all the shitass parenting. “Can we get accentuate those illegal breasts some more? I don’t want to pull another daughter out of the opium den I drove her to because I’m Dina Lohan. These kids just have no moderation, I swear.”
Photos: Splash News
Hot. Sad, but hot.
Agree. She’s got a bit of a Demi Moore 20 years ago thing going on. Hopefully she won’t be ruined in another few years like the rest of her family.
16 years young. She’s an attractive girl, dressed too old for her age but there is nothing wrong with her looks. Now, the fact that she’s a Lohan should scare the bejeebers out of everyone. Michael and Dina, parents of the year!!! Can we send them off Earth island with Spencer Pratt?
The Adam’s Apple ruins everything.
Or probably both actually.
I don’t get the comment about the opium den…am I just dumb?
A reference to underage kids from Thailand, hence where a lot of opium comes from.
Uh, it’s a reference to Lindsay’s drug habit.
Dog. Sad, but dog.
She looks like Winona Rider
If Winona Ryder had the face of a horse
and frankentits, whereas Winona’s are natural.
God. At first I thought, “Wow. She’s kinda hot.” Now I need to take a shower, damn. She’s way too young for this. And talk about being Photoshopped to death….
Sorry to burst your bubble. But this kid does look this good at this young age. They did take off a few zits but thats it.
OH MY OH MY!!!!
Now, from a legal perspective, it’s OK if I get a hard-on over these in the state of Georgia, correct?
*books ticket immediately*
Bzzt.
Another GREAT parenting prodigy spawning from Dina Lohan! As most normal parents would NOT allow their teenage daughters to dress like they are ready to work for Heidi Fleiss, amazingly Dina still has custody of the fucking family dog!
Dina Lohan was in a liquor store on Long Island yesterdy-maybe its because she was preparing for when her daughter got arrested this morning. Drink up Dina! Or just give it to Ali!
hot. illegal. pootietang.
Canada is not a real country.
but you ARE a real idiot.
I was wondering why this random comment showed up for real no reason..
I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
hahahaha, thanks, needed that :)
She looks too old to be in my next epic thriller. Shes also not HOT enough and probably refuses to wear a cheerleading outfit, drink piss or throat cock.
I’ll pass…
lol, yes!
she isn’t hot enough and probably would refuse to wear a cheerleading outfit or drink piss, but do you really think she wouldn’t throat cock? come on, she is a lohan for fucks sake, they all throat cock from Michael down to Ali.
Well she’s not a fire-crotch.
yeah but she carries the firecrotch gene
Oh, man, does this mean that we’re looking at CP?
WAAAAAAAAAAAY too much photoshop…
Damn! She is ugly as shit!
If that was my 16 year old daughter she would be locked in her room. What are some parents thinking.
I see we once again have to go over basic qualifications needed for a successful modeling career:
Young? Check
Tall? Probably……check
Thin? Check
Pretty? Got as far as the second photo in this line up. I must say that this beautiful face requirement is the sticking point with young skinny Lohan here.
Dina Lohan’s career path:
Bag a Wall Street Trader.
Get him to knock her up with a couple of kids (Ali looks more like her dad).
Kick the Wall Street guy to the curb (ok, he deserved it).
Market kid number one and sell her to Disney. Live off the funds.
Sell kid number two to anyone who will take her in case kid number one has to spend too much time in jail. Live off the funds.
Try to sell yourself as a Reality TV show with kid number two making frequent appearances, and including visits to kid number one in jail.
Cry at the funerals.
Cry at the funerals…instant classic.
so very, very, very true…
So, Heidi’s chin has a bastard sister.
Wait, Wynona Ryder is Lindsey’s little sister?
More like Rumer Willis’s sister!
Does anyone else think she looks like Winona Ryder?
Had to look twice.
With beer goggles, low light levels & extreme optimism…..maybe.
maybe if ryder and rumer willis had a daughter.
Kid whatever money you get from this take it and get the fuck out of town. I am not fucking kidding take as much money as you can from them and get as far away from your family as humanly possible, I gurantee you a happy and rich life if you do. Not your mommy, daddy.sissy or brother. All of them can fuck off, you own no one any loyalty. Take the money and run.
owe not own
LMAO at LJ above. Spot on.
I am still laughing at that as well..
“Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line” – bwah ha ha ha ha
What does “6126″ stand for anyway? Text code for bring me coke now?
Actually, it’s Mariyn Monroe’s birthday. June 1, 1926. She named her company after someone who died of a drug overdose. sheesh.
A foreshadowing perhaps?
I feel sorry for the brother.
Umm…she aint pretty.
She has a dog face. Body is decent i guess….still too young to tell and
Photoshopped to death. The shadows are all wrong. Its like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where……….whoa, where the fuck did that come from?
That psycho bitch on Geekologie, nice reference
And that’s photoshopped… sorry Ali, your sister is still orders of magnitude hotter, even after all the booze, coke and cigs.
too chinny.
retardedly photoshopped. Jocelyn Wildenstein would look just as good photoshopped that much!!!!
This is wrong. She is too young
The problems with Ali are she’s not good looking from any angle, unlike her sister, she has no acting skills, unlike her sister and she’s tainted by her druggy sister and wacky parental units. And yes, the bolt-on tits look awful, she’s too chinny and she doesn’t exude the slightest bit of sex.
She’s not unattractive at all, but is she Lindsay’s sister? Maybe with the photo effects I don’t see it. I take Lindsay over her.
What an unfortunate face.
There are millions of more attractive girls than her in the world, many of whom would kill to model.
One of them should be given a chance, instead of her living off of Lyndsay’s fame.
Nothing special, no talent, fucked up parents.
= Hollywood Success.
Why dont you all have a seat over there…
Jesus, you again Chris? How come I keep running into you?
That’s freakin’ funny!
It’s funny how you can’t tell she is crazy just by looking at her.
But you KNOW she is Crazier than a Shithouse Rat – just like the rest of the Family
Not getting the taliban style commentary here. Ali’s 16 which is typical age for a young model. These arent nudes for chrissakes. Settle down or move to iran.
Sure dina and michael arent model parents but dont just fabricate problems. Thats the fodder they need to justify how its all a conspiracy against them.
And good for lindsay if she can avoid jail. What she needs is rehab. When a sheep wanders off all the time its not uncommon that a shepherd would break that sheep’s front legs. Then nurse it back slowly. And after its back to health its the best behaved sheep, and leading the herd. Lindsay’s never been broken. Therein lies the problem. There’s holywood rehab and there’s bootcamp.. Id have her blistering her dainty hands doing hard labor. You should see how beautiful my estate looks from giving recovering addicts something productive to do.
The issue is the fact that Lindsay followed down the same/similar path and unfortunatelynot a good role model..in other words did Dina learn anything from her mistakes?
OR
Back to LJ’s comment…
So what you are saying is… we should break her legs. Kinda of harsh, but I can go along with that.
Lol nah just her spirit lol. In aa they cal it rock bottom. Been busy for a cpl hours i see she got bail revoked.. that’s a start.
WHF?!? OMG, RU F’in KIDDING ME. U R definitely PART of the problem.
that’d be WTF.
What are her parents thinking? Do they want her to end up like her sister? Her parents should be arrested. They are pimping a 16 year old kid. Celebritism (is that a word?) is destroying way too many young lives nowadays. Is it worth it?
i think the word you’re looking for is “Celebritivismisnouss”.
Or maybe just “celebrity”
point well taken.
1. Parent’s really aren’t THINKING… just jones-en for $$.
2. Yes, want her to end up like sister. See #1
3. Agreed, should be arrested.
4. Celebrity destroys. No it’s not worth it, but to some who money and fame is everything, Hollywood provides the road to Hell they seek.
i wish i had a sister famous for being a coke head train wreck so that i could ride her vodka drenched coat tails… cause this chick isnt good looking. fuck it. i look better. there i said it.
Hello, Chris Hansen.
She looks like Tina Fey.
She’s a bit of a butterface, not hot like Linds.
Finally something what doesn’t hurt my eyes! Even tho her last name is taking it all down!
Where was this photoshoot? Lindsay’s apartment? Don’t think I’ve ever seen photos for a “clothing line” taken in someone’s house before. Classy.
Don’t they also shoot a lot of porn in houses too? Just a random thought…
Nice call, maybe this photoshoot was scheduled just before the sex…
Okay, is it me or is her lift side nostril messed up? It makes her face look odd.
Shes beautiful, but… sadly she’s only known because of her sister. No one would care to even look at these if she wasn’t.
It’s too bad, because these are great shots, but.. I prefer a not SO photoshopped look – it’s far too airbrushed for my liking. Airbrushing and photoshopping is great technology and I use it after photoshoots all the time – but the point of it is to TOUCH UP little things, not completely destroy the photo or the subject… it’s not supposed to look this fake.
Da Lohan girl tryna da first steps in porn?
looking good. kinda got a wynona ryder thing going on.
Right now Winona Ryder is aiming a gun at your head.
She is NOT that beautiful like Lindsay.
Megan, you need an eye test. She is FAR from beautiful. Shes a three dressed up and photoshopped to a six. Poor thing…if her family is waiting for her to earn the big bucks they may be waiting a long time. How about getting an education then a j o b?
Right on!
Actually, she is very pretty. Better looking than the banner chicks!
Just goes to show, while I’d rather buttfuck someone like Kourtney Kardashian than let my dick anywhere near Lindsay’s butt, I would have no qualms at all buring my bone in Lindsay’s little sister’s ass. When she’s old enough for that.
Fuck it. She’s old enough.
Sixteen year olds…pussy (and ass) of champions!