There Are Still Nipples On The Site, Folks

June 10th, 2010 // 98 Comments

Because, understandably, no one read the text of yesterday’s Danielle Staub post, there’s been some confusion as to whether there’s still NSFW pics on the site. Let me clear that up for you:

FUCK. YES. THERE. ARE.

And to demonstrate here’s the just-released uncensored stills from Danielle Staub Raw. I hate to use this chick again, but you people apparently couldn’t get enough of her yesterday which has single-handedly crushed my remaining faith in humanity. Her tits are square! I’m all for breast augmentation, but when they start showing up in the shape of a pentagon– Actually I’m board with that one. But a rhombus…

NOTE: “View Full Size” versions are NSFW.

Photos: DanielleStaubRaw.com/Splash News

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  1. amanda
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    f she wants to compete w/kendras sex tape shes gonna have to take whatever she makes on this one + go see kendras surgeon. it looks like she has breast reduction scars on blatantly fake tits, the only acceptable reason for that is if she had a double mastectomy and i doubt thats the case

  2. Shannon

    I have never seen SQUARE boobs before. Yuck.

  3. ross
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    Censored again…no nips

  4. Commented on this photo:

    I can’t get rid of the stars even when I click on the pictures!!
    Booooooooo!
    Superficial guy whats the craic with this?

  5. Hugo's Nutsack

    After Lost finished shooting I guess Kate really stopped caring.

  6. Mcfeely Smackup
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    OMG, I’m going to be sick.

    It’s bad enough to have a chick shoving wonky cheap implants in the camera, with sewn on nipples pointing in different directions, perched on top of lumpy, wrinkled sacks of saline. but fuck, this is like if your grand mother got bad implants then wanted to show you how sexy she is.

    She hopes her tape sells as many as kendras? Uh, let’s break that down:
    1. Kendra is 40 years younger
    2. Kendra is not disgusting to look at naked
    3. kendra DOES have implants too, but hers look 10x better
    4. Kendra is a chick you actually might want to fuck yourself, this old mummy is NOT.

    She’s going to be lucky if this tape pays for that video camera she used.

  7. Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad boobs are not sexy

  8. Tanya

    Jesus take the wheel, them frankentitties are horrid. For those asking, she must have gotten the implants awhile back. Most put the implant into a slit near their armpit. But some used to basically cut the bottom part and the nipple and insert it there, leaving horrible, horrible scars. What’s the point of a bigger size if your nipples look like they’ve been chewed on and spat out by a rabid badger?

  9. Carlo

    Thanks for that superficial, now I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.

  10. Daniel
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    Good god, her left boob is literally square, I thought you guys were kidding, but picture 3 proved it. Those are the most nightmare inducing jugs I’ve ever looked, she should pay me for having to look at it, not the other way around.

  11. Spy
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    Square boobs and a flat butt. Yuck.

  12. lulu
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    ewwww!! if I were a lawyer I would suit that surgeon for her free of charge!! those boobs are horrible! I’m offended you posted those pics-nausea.

  13. PG
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    PINK stars, see PINK link above the picture “View Fill Size”. Jeezus.

  14. Peachy
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    That is absolutely the worst boob job I’ve ever seen. She should sue her surgeon. If my breasts looked like that, I certainly wouldn’t be putting them on film. Remind me again why this chick is considered attractive?

  15. Nie Nie
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone tell me how to view without the stars?

  16. Nie Nie
    Commented on this photo:

    nevermind

  17. Commented on this photo:

    What a haggard bitch! No wonder all those RHNJ ladies are not friendly to her.

  18. Melrose
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    I can’t decide which is worse, her boob job or the wallpaper. I’m curious, is there anyone besides her in her sex tape?

  19. Tburger
    Commented on this photo:

    I love all these f@gs that claim that they wouldn’t bang this broad…Meanwhile, all these d!ckie beaters, would be the FIRST ones to wanna lay some wood to her, if they ever had a chance- F’n HYPOCRITES- have a nice life beatin yourself in your Arkansas trailer..here’s hopin you get high score in Ms. Pacman…. ya fat, couch potatoe, toothless, F*cks

  20. John Schmitz
    Commented on this photo:

    this bitch is psycho…And way too old to be putting out pix/movies like this. Why would I want to look at her old ass when there are women 10 times as hot who are half her age?

    • Nettie

      Amen! And dude if she has money like she says she does go to a dr and get that horrendous boob job fixed along with some work to the scarring from the old surgery! Yuk! O and while shes at it fix the wrinkles on the rest of your saggy body!

  21. John Schmitz
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit I just realized/saw that she has square tits. What the fuck is up with that? Did she get her tits done in Haiti or something?

  22. John Schmitz
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    I really didnt want to see this hag’s pics but someone mentioned square tits so I had to see for myself. HOLY SHIT she should be covering those ugly bastards up instead of showing them. Disgusting. What’s next, hexagon pussy and pentagon asshole?

  23. Gary B

    This is it, from now on NO MORE SEX TAPES! Each one just gets worse and worse.

  24. Nettie
    Commented on this photo:

    I am absolutely grossed out by this piece of trash woman. How much celebrity can you crave that you would post such uncensored pictures of yourself? Someone please find naked Meghan Fox pictures to replace this old sagy hags photos!

  25. Jammy
    Commented on this photo:

    Crazy nutty nipples, but yes, nipples

  26. Slammer

    Butterface. Major, major butterface.

  27. Slammer
    Commented on this photo:

    Sarah, I agree that she is not the worst looking person, but she is still a butterface. And the way she whores herself for attention is icky. She also needs to sue whoever gave her those eyebrows.

  28. Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would anyone wanna have square tits beats me.

  29. JesusHChrist
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits are disgusting! Who would be attracted to that? She needs a refund for that boob job.

  30. kitty furry
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    WTF? this chick sux

  31. Tuppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad boobjob! Bad! Bad! Off the couch!!!

  32. Combaticus

    Who the fuck IS that and why is she here?

  33. LEB
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the HELL thinks this is sexy? This is why women need to stick with implants proportionate with their body size!

  34. wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    I didnt know boobs are available in square shape.

  35. Commented on this photo:

    Picture #3 is fcuking disturbing..
    more so than the rest.

  36. Commented on this photo:

    Wonky old tits… eek

  37. Marcus

    I am ashamed of myself for looking at these pics

  38. NameGiver
    Commented on this photo:

    Hackjob McDroopybutt

  39. groovy poppop
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dirty ratt face who-oorah i still banger out tho!

  40. 12wer34
    Commented on this photo:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little!

  41. bonb

    well the links to open the nude pic dont work and just get trapped in starred out pics

    FIX THAT and people will know there are still nipples

  42. John
    Commented on this photo:

    IMO she is sexy as he’ll and fuxkin hot , y’all just haters

  43. sam
    Commented on this photo:

    don’t know why, but i’d really like to do her

  44. derapas

    Since when is it an insult to see a girl with a big clit? Last time I checked the clit ithe only body part dedicated to fun and pleasure. Her seems to work well since she gets of over and over. Size envy? More is more and bigger is better Danielle has a big beanstalk so what.

  45. Commented on this photo:

    How does one get rid of the stars?

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