The Whores are Talking: Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Jungers claim they’re not hookers

December 11th, 2009 // 60 Comments

The Tiger mistress who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is threatening to sue The View after Joy Behar suggested she’s a hooker, according to TMZ:

Gloria Allred, lawyer for Tiger Wood’s alleged mistress #1, is pissed that Joy Behar joked on the show on Thursday, “Yeah, you-ka-tell she’s a hooker.”
Gloria says the statement was false, defamatory and highly offensive — and hurtful, too.
G.A. says Rachel is “not amused” because “she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged…”

I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure Rachel’s reputation was damaged the minute she saw Tiger Woods’ married penis and a cash register went off in her head. In the meantime, Fuck-Buddy No. (Who the hell knows?) Jamie Jungers is threatening litigation over claims she worked for a Vegas escort service while in the same breath revealing on Today she asked Tiger for money to “help her out:”

“The one time out of the whole year and a half I was with Tiger, I asked him, ‘Can you please help me out?’ ” Jungers told Vieira. “I didn’t give him a dollar amount, I didn’t say, ‘Can you buy me a house?’ I wasn’t specific about what I needed, but I did say, ‘Can you help me out?’
“He said, ‘I can’t,’ ” Jungers continued. “I said, ‘I don’t understand.’ I thought maybe he was joking. I was already embarrassed to ask about it. He said, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t.’ And that’s when I told him, ‘That shows to me how much I mean to you, and I can’t do this anymore. I’m already in a rough position in my life, and I have more drama and that’s what I don’t need.’ “

pros·ti·tu·tion noun. 1 : the act or practice of engaging in promiscuous sexual relations especially for money

I rest my case.

Photos: Splash News

  1. dapwner

    hah hes so right thats prostitution

  2. ElizabethM

    Rachel “….values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged”???

    Maybe she should have thought of her reputation before she started homewrecking her way across the country. Or before flashing the fake tits. Or before rolling her pants down (seriously, what the fuck???)

  3. No, no, no, of course they’re not hookers. They’re just good girls who screw married men… for money. What is it they call that?

  4. Mr. Obvious

    hahahahahha, As soon as Tiger said he wouldn’t give her any money, that’s when the sex ended. I’m assuming a prostitute would work a lot along the same lines and for her to freak out about being called a hooker after telling that story, hahahahahahhaa. Some women are cute, if they could only keep their stories straight.

  5. Smack a Ho Tap a Ho

    I hope Tiger paid the slut with fake $100′s What a whoa

  6. Smack a Ho Tap a Ho

    I hope Tiger paid the slut with fake $100′s What a whoa

  7. kimberly

    The dictionary wins. You can’t argue with the dictionary!

  8. Fred Garvin

    Everytime I have sex with a woman, afterwards as we are lying in bed, I ask them for $35,000

  9. Black Dragon

    Be glad I will when this shit blow over and the man can be left the fuck alone. Why not mind our own busness like no man aint done something wrong. A man of color make it big and marry a fine ass white girl and everyone get jealous. go on and take care of your own shit.

  10. I want to climb in her cleavage

  11. lily

    rachel values her reputation?

  12. Rough 360

    Nevermind all this hoopla, how much for the puma and can it accommodate 9, in man size……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..get your mind out of the gutter…

  13. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Whats the banana for? And does it cost extra???

  14. Ralph

    I don’t blame her. Anything she says prolongs her 15 minutes of fame.

    But really Rachel, If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and behaves like a duck… Are you so obsessed with you own shit that you can’t tell it’s shit?

  15. Dj

    I have to say tho, if this thing with Tiger hadn’t broke, she wouldn’t look any different than any other woman who uses her body to sell stuff, like Beyonce for instance. All of a sudden, she looks like a whore because she had an affair, but be real, the boob flashing, half naked clothes thing has been done to death, that alone does not make a whore.

  16. No GayTards


    I would fuck the shit out of that duck!

  17. Gay Fish

    Not a very good looking hooker….does she take food stamps?

  18. Some Old Nobodaddy

    “Hooker” was offensive?

    OK, let’s give her the benefit of the doubt, that there was no stated or implied quid-pro-quo for the sex.

    What terms does that leave us to describe her?

    Hmmm….. There’s “skank,” and “slag” works well, also “Tiger’s cum-bucket,” and most accurate, “loud-mouthed slut w/ her legs spread so wide she can’t fit through the door.”

    In fact, Hookers are more respectable, at least they’re businesswomen. Kiss-and-Tell Sluts are at the bottom of the heap, below lawyers & journalists.

  19. I wonder when Playboy is going to do a spread called The Whores of Tiger Woods? That’ll probably sell like 49 cent hamburgers from McDonald’s.

  20. Kelley

    Have to agree with #19. She went public for money, and she’s offended ?? Fuck … hey, how does she afford Gloria Allred ?

  21. Parker

    I’d pay money to bury my penis in Rachel’s ass. She’s got one put together butt on her. I wouldn’t pay her directly; I’d pay her pimp. I would also be her pimp so in a sense I’d be paying myself to have anal sex with her but isn’t that always the way?

  22. she might use something harder than banana..

  23. Hehe

    Fantastic tits on that girl.

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  26. nothing 4free

    ladies, if you are having sex with married men and NOT GETTING money-you are not whores, you are STUPID.

    On which planet can a married man have sex with a single woman and expect that he won’t pay for it in one way or another??

    You expect women, fucking a billionaire golfer dude who is married, to keep quiet? Why? They just struck pay dirt.

    Women don’t love men nearly as much as they love shoes…


  27. havoc

    No money = no sex.

    hmmmm….by definition that could be any woman.


  28. dj

    @26 you’re talking about most of the women on this site, this particular one just happened to fuck a millionaire.

  29. Donk Donkerson

    This chick is so hot. I am sorry but I would have pummeled her too.

  30. Bingo

    If prostitution is pay for play, these girls are the same as Furniture Store credit. 18 month’s free and then you REALLY pay…They are absolute professional gold diggers, the second oldest profession around.

  31. Bingo

    If prostitution is pay for play, these girls are the same as Furniture Store credit. 18 month’s free and then you REALLY pay…They are absolute professional gold diggers, the second oldest profession around.

  32. Bingo

    If prostitution is pay for play, these girls are the same as Furniture Store credit. 18 month’s free and then you REALLY pay…They are absolute professional gold diggers, the second oldest profession around.

  33. MonkeyMan777

    If it’s dressed like a whore, surgically enhanced like a whore, and smells like a used-whore……..9 times out of 10 it’s a whore……

    The other 1 time out of 10 it’s my wife after a weekend binge…..

  34. Poor, reluctant, prostitute. :(

    We don’t all know our path in life. She may have stumbled across hers.

  35. Betterhethanme

    #19 spot on. “whore” is the least offensive thing she can be called.

  36. bete noir

    Bitches never learn. There will ALWAYS be a double standard. No matter how many ‘skanks ‘r’ us’ franchises are opened. You sleep with a married man and then it becomes public, might as well put that scarlet letter on yo’ ass. Do any of these broads think they’re gonna get a man after this? Certainly not a rich one. Sure they’ve had their fun trashing Tiger’s career…. FOR NOW! Mark my words, Tiger will return to the green and he’ll be bigger and better than ever. You think golf is gonna make the same money without him? The PR people are in regroup mode. He’ll lay low for a LONG WHILE, rehabilitate his marriage, find God or Buddha, whatever and he’ll be spankin new.

    Yes…. it can suck to be a woman sometimes…. Especially a dumb one.

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  38. hey slutbag ho

    You are the most ugly ho I’ve ever seen. Tiger has bad taste in ho’s. Notice NONE of them were Asian or African American. Looks like old Tiger is a racist.
    Just think Tiger, your kids get to READ about all your HO’S. By the way, GOLF
    is overrated. No one cares about golf, or your ugly bugged out eyes. If not for money, you couldn’t even get a date.

  39. Janice

    Anyone else think she’s trying to look like Megan Fox with the stupid tongue thing and those aviator sunnies?

  40. LA Cougar

    She has a nice tight body but she should not think she is the only easy piece for Tiger. I saw the ad with the Kardassians and saw Kim wearing a body girdle. I’m glad she is starting to be comfortable letting the world knows she needs the body girdles to support her extra fat.

  41. my comment

    It is freezing in NYC and the bimbo is walking around dressed like this because she wants to avoid publicity? And take a look at that nose job. So fake and so are the lips.

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  46. Kelly

    #19…. Fantastic point, totally agree with you.

    Kiss and tell sluts are far worse than hookers, at least hookers have enough respect for themselves and whoever they’re seeing to keep their traps shut, get the money and go, unlike these fucking trailer trash scum who love the fact they’ve got ‘one-up’ on the wife and family, like she’s better than Elin and all that shit, and loves destroying others lives cos she didn’t get what she wanted. Boo fucking hoo you dirty slut. You’re a fucking trash bag slum bucket and that WILL BE YOUR LEGACY, long after you grow old and die, you’ll be remebered as a homewrecking tranny looking cunt.

    And Elin? She’ll NEVER be looked at like that, so…………you lose!!!!!!

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