The Whores are Talking: Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Jungers claim they’re not hookers
The Tiger mistress who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is threatening to sue The View after Joy Behar suggested she’s a hooker, according to TMZ:
Gloria Allred, lawyer for Tiger Wood’s alleged mistress #1, is pissed that Joy Behar joked on the show on Thursday, “Yeah, you-ka-tell she’s a hooker.”
Gloria says the statement was false, defamatory and highly offensive — and hurtful, too.
G.A. says Rachel is “not amused” because “she values her reputation and her reputation has been damaged…”
I’m not a scientist, but I’m pretty sure Rachel’s reputation was damaged the minute she saw Tiger Woods’ married penis and a cash register went off in her head. In the meantime, Fuck-Buddy No. (Who the hell knows?) Jamie Jungers is threatening litigation over claims she worked for a Vegas escort service while in the same breath revealing on Today she asked Tiger for money to “help her out:”
“The one time out of the whole year and a half I was with Tiger, I asked him, ‘Can you please help me out?’ ” Jungers told Vieira. “I didn’t give him a dollar amount, I didn’t say, ‘Can you buy me a house?’ I wasn’t specific about what I needed, but I did say, ‘Can you help me out?’
“He said, ‘I can’t,’ ” Jungers continued. “I said, ‘I don’t understand.’ I thought maybe he was joking. I was already embarrassed to ask about it. He said, ‘I’m sorry, I can’t.’ And that’s when I told him, ‘That shows to me how much I mean to you, and I can’t do this anymore. I’m already in a rough position in my life, and I have more drama and that’s what I don’t need.’ “
pros·ti·tu·tion noun. 1 : the act or practice of engaging in promiscuous sexual relations especially for money
I rest my case.