Yesterday was apparently Anyone Who Tiger Penetrated Gets an Interview Day, so here’s Jaimee Grubbs apologizing to Elin Woods while (presumably) getting paid to talk to Extra:
“I couldn’t describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her family and her emotionally,” Grubbs — who got intimate with the golfer 20 times over about three years — tells “Extra.”
But, Grubbs, 24, admits, “If it wasn’t me, it was going to be other girls. I did care about him — I didn’t do it for superficial reasons. I didn’t do it to purposely hurt her.”
Ha! Wow, that’s some incredible logic. “If I don’t fuck him, somebody else will.” I’m going to go out on a limb and assume Jaimee Grubbs’ still hypnotized from the bag of money Tiger swung back and forth in front of her eyes. “You will use crazy whore-think for all your decisions… My penis is like a twenty on the sidewalk… I’m going to put a flag in your vagina during foreplay….”
jiz | December 10, 2009 at 10:43 am
hi
jiz | December 10, 2009 at 10:44 am
and second
Tires | December 10, 2009 at 10:45 am
Well I bet she got paid good.
Jason M | December 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho’s.
Stop The Piracy | December 10, 2009 at 10:50 am
Ok #4 way to jack the Leno joke. At least give the man some credit.
Elle diabla | December 10, 2009 at 10:58 am
These fucking homewreckers…they are oblivious to the wife and kids’s feelings until something tragic happens. Fcking cunts. I hope she has herpes.
Vangogh | December 10, 2009 at 11:08 am
#4 …figures a tool like yourself would think that Leno joke is funny. You must be one of the VERY FEW in America that watch that train wreck….
As for the Grubbs slut, yeah right, she didn’t know he was married. Give me a goddamn break. Tiger is one of the most recognizable people in the world and she doesn’t know he isn’t married, have a wife, etc..?Now she’s going to play the victim in this. WOW! Somebody should wipe this whore from the face of the earth!
http://www.popduds.com/ | December 10, 2009 at 11:09 am
JANET ROSSI IN 4R IS A WHORE!!
donnie douche | December 10, 2009 at 11:13 am
if latoya jackson had sex with a rare steak, and then someone froze the stillborn offspring, the finished product might look something like this chick – not that i wouldn’t rub my glans on her girl stache.
fearsarewishes | December 10, 2009 at 11:19 am
She a ho and he a ho.
Tha’s righ’, muthafuckah! But I be blamin’ bitch, yo, not tha dawg. Feel me? Feel me? Feel me? Know wha’ I’m sayin’? ‘Cos tha’s how sistahs roll. Know wha’ I’m sayin’?
::being loud, chicken necking, smacking fist into palm on every syllable and generally behaving like a common hood rat::
David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts | December 10, 2009 at 11:19 am
I can’t believe this girl is happy with this media attention. Her 2 minutes of fame is for screwing an ugly married man because he’s rich. Way to go!
GeneralEmergency | December 10, 2009 at 11:28 am
Mr. Webster: “Good morning everyone on our weekly new word addition telecon. Let’s start off with Los Angeles this morning. What has the Golden State got for us today?”
Los Angeles: “Good morning Sir. Out of the Tiger Woods infidelity debacle, we have the emerging term ‘Whore-Think’. Defined as ‘The condition where an individual will suddenly and callously disregard all norms of social convention when confronted with the possibility of exchanging bodily fluids with a wealthy and/or famous individual. This condition is accompanied with delusions of self-importance, impending wealth and a consistent over-estimation of genitalia size in others.’ Related: See ‘Tiger Woods Man-Whore Invisibility Syndrome’.”
Mr. Webster: “Well done LA. Grace, queue that up for the next edition. Next? Florida?”
Florida: “Yes Sir.. Today we have ‘Prenupectomy’ for consideration…”
titfortat | December 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
#9 Lol!
There’s the slut, happy to be here she just gives it away. Then there’s the whore who’s a smarter slut and recognizes that she owns a bankable commodity and so charges for it. Which brings us to the slutty whore also known as the slore. This bitch will do ANYTHING for a dollar. She has no morals, no bounderies, she will wreck a home, steal candy from a baby. She doesn’t care. She only cares about one thing and that is getting paid.
This women represents the latter.
Dyslexic Cnut | December 10, 2009 at 11:37 am
LMFAO @ #8
JohnnyB | December 10, 2009 at 11:37 am
#12 funny stuff!
havoc | December 10, 2009 at 11:45 am
These 15 minutes of fame whores are getting old….
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Jrz | December 10, 2009 at 11:46 am
“I did care about him…I stayed with him for three years…wait…what? He fucked a WHAT-star without a condom?!!”
ed | December 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
Relax superficial man. You are beating this girl up like she the first girl in history to choose being with a famous rich person over her normal possibly shitty life. Its a no brainer decision for her just like it would be for most girls. Tiger realizes this and its up to him to keep his dick in his pants.
joho777 | December 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm
(Jaimee): “I can’t tell you how remorseful I am about hurting (Elin Woods and her family) . . . Screwing Tiger was an impulsive affair of the heart, and I just couldn’t help herself (for 3 long years).”
“What the hell, it paid the rent for 3 years.”
“Tiger’s not what you’d call well equipped, and it’s not like he wanted anything freaky (which Jaimee is more used to), so why not?”
Patrice | December 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Ok, so was she thinking of Elin the 19 TIMES she screwed him after the first? Give me a break! I’m so over the whole “poor mistress” syndrome. This whore made a choice and you don’t f*ck a married man and NOT think about his unwitting wife back home in some way. This girl is LOVING life right now, and can’t get enough of all the cameras. She feels no remorse for what she did at all; in fact, she’s still just getting more of what she wants.
Patrice | December 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Ok, so was she thinking of Elin the 19 TIMES she screwed him after the first? Give me a break! I’m so over the whole “poor mistress” syndrome. This whore made a choice and you don’t f*ck a married man and NOT think about his unwitting wife back home in some way. This girl is LOVING life right now, and can’t get enough of all the cameras. She feels no remorse for what she did at all; in fact, she’s still just getting more of what she wants.
Kelley | December 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Fish, you need an editor … typos and word omissions galore …
Kelley | December 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Yeah ! She’s remorseful … that’s why she’s smiling … right.
Tim Lowe | December 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm
This is the worst of the gold digging whores. Someone needs smash her stupid face in!
lily | December 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm
she’s not sorry. i agree with #24.
Nazi | December 10, 2009 at 4:16 pm
what a fvcking whore.
i barely comment but this is just too much.
“if i didnt do it someone else will”
wholllly if i was Elin I would be hiring a hitman for that low life skank
If she gets famous off of this im going to be pissed
skank doesnt deserve the fame or the money
skank deserves to die.
if u cared about his wife and kids u wouldnt have slept with him in the first place. hes FAMOUS everyone knows about his wife and kids u should have known too
or maybe u may have found out during those THREE YEARS u fucked him
god. go to hell
Kelly | December 10, 2009 at 5:25 pm
#26…. RIGHT ON!!!! Couldn’t agree more. Dirty fucking whores. I hope the bitch has AIDS.
Acai optimum | December 11, 2009 at 12:53 am
I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect,” Woods said. “I am dealing with my behavior and personal fallings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”
http://ezinearticles.com/?Acai-Optimum-Review&id=3381692
Bev | December 11, 2009 at 1:02 am
This is the biggest whore there is. Now she want to fake like she is sorry after she got a chunk of money. She is a disgusting ho and will always be one. I feel sorry for the man that end up with this slut.
Wedding photographers in Orlando | December 11, 2009 at 9:08 am
horrible,
gö?üs esteti?i | December 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Its a no brainer decision
gö?üs esteti?i | December 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm
no expression on her face..
Louniece SanFilippo | December 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm
These women who chose to bang tiger……….are WHORES! May G-D have mercy on their molten souls…..
candy | December 12, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Stop blaming the mistress ho. Tiger’s the one at fault. She’s right, if it wasn’t her it would be someone else,and it was many others anyways. There was a market and she was just the supplier.
cartucho r4i | December 13, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Now thats quite a story… whats the talk all about going on between the females. What were they apologizing about.
Judy | December 14, 2009 at 9:35 am
To Candy: What are the mistress then Saints??? There just as much to blame as Tiger. Their all whores.
Judy | December 14, 2009 at 9:36 am
To Candy: What are the mistress then Saints??? There just as much to blame as Tiger. Their all whores.
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Acai Optimum | December 30, 2009 at 2:57 am
It’s high time they all started apologizing!
Acai Berry | January 25, 2010 at 12:47 am
You look really great. You are truly beautiful..
Top Grade Acai | March 11, 2010 at 2:39 am
Wow, why are there so many homewreckers out there? Seriously, its all the TV and movies people are watching these days.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Top-Grade-Acai—Can-it-Really-Help-You-Lose-Weight?&id=3898306
Top Grade Acai | March 11, 2010 at 2:40 am
No wonder we’re having so many problems in America these days…
Colon | March 18, 2010 at 1:01 am
It’s high time they all started apologizing!
vajinismus | March 23, 2010 at 7:26 am
To Candy: What are the mistress then Saints??? There just as much to blame as Tiger. Their all whores.
Cho Yung Tea | March 31, 2010 at 1:58 am
Well at least she apologized I guess.
Cho Yung Tea | March 31, 2010 at 1:58 am
Well at least she apologized I guess.
Cho Yung Tea | March 31, 2010 at 1:58 am
Well at least she apologized I guess.
Cho Yung Tea | March 31, 2010 at 1:58 am
Well at least she apologized I guess.
Cho Yung Tea | March 31, 2010 at 1:58 am
Well at least she apologized I guess.
Cho Yung Tea | March 31, 2010 at 1:59 am
Well at least she apologized.