The Whores Are Talking: Jaimee Grubbs apologizes to Elin Woods

December 10th, 2009 // 62 Comments

Yesterday was apparently Anyone Who Tiger Penetrated Gets an Interview Day, so here’s Jaimee Grubbs apologizing to Elin Woods while (presumably) getting paid to talk to Extra:

“I couldn’t describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her family and her emotionally,” Grubbs — who got intimate with the golfer 20 times over about three years — tells “Extra.”
But, Grubbs, 24, admits, “If it wasn’t me, it was going to be other girls. I did care about him — I didn’t do it for superficial reasons. I didn’t do it to purposely hurt her.”

Ha! Wow, that’s some incredible logic. “If I don’t fuck him, somebody else will.” I’m going to go out on a limb and assume Jaimee Grubbs’ still hypnotized from the bag of money Tiger swung back and forth in front of her eyes. “You will use crazy whore-think for all your decisions… My penis is like a twenty on the sidewalk… I’m going to put a flag in your vagina during foreplay….”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. jiz

    and second

  2. Well I bet she got paid good.

  3. Jason M

    What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho’s.

  4. Stop The Piracy

    Ok #4 way to jack the Leno joke. At least give the man some credit.

  5. Elle diabla

    These fucking homewreckers…they are oblivious to the wife and kids’s feelings until something tragic happens. Fcking cunts. I hope she has herpes.

  6. Vangogh

    #4 …figures a tool like yourself would think that Leno joke is funny. You must be one of the VERY FEW in America that watch that train wreck….

    As for the Grubbs slut, yeah right, she didn’t know he was married. Give me a goddamn break. Tiger is one of the most recognizable people in the world and she doesn’t know he isn’t married, have a wife, etc..?Now she’s going to play the victim in this. WOW! Somebody should wipe this whore from the face of the earth!

  7. JANET ROSSI IN 4R IS A WHORE!!

  8. donnie douche

    if latoya jackson had sex with a rare steak, and then someone froze the stillborn offspring, the finished product might look something like this chick – not that i wouldn’t rub my glans on her girl stache.

  9. fearsarewishes

    She a ho and he a ho.

    Tha’s righ’, muthafuckah! But I be blamin’ bitch, yo, not tha dawg. Feel me? Feel me? Feel me? Know wha’ I’m sayin’? ‘Cos tha’s how sistahs roll. Know wha’ I’m sayin’?

    ::being loud, chicken necking, smacking fist into palm on every syllable and generally behaving like a common hood rat::

  10. David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts

    I can’t believe this girl is happy with this media attention. Her 2 minutes of fame is for screwing an ugly married man because he’s rich. Way to go!

  11. GeneralEmergency

    Mr. Webster: “Good morning everyone on our weekly new word addition telecon. Let’s start off with Los Angeles this morning. What has the Golden State got for us today?”

    Los Angeles: “Good morning Sir. Out of the Tiger Woods infidelity debacle, we have the emerging term ‘Whore-Think’. Defined as ‘The condition where an individual will suddenly and callously disregard all norms of social convention when confronted with the possibility of exchanging bodily fluids with a wealthy and/or famous individual. This condition is accompanied with delusions of self-importance, impending wealth and a consistent over-estimation of genitalia size in others.’ Related: See ‘Tiger Woods Man-Whore Invisibility Syndrome’.”

    Mr. Webster: “Well done LA. Grace, queue that up for the next edition. Next? Florida?”

    Florida: “Yes Sir.. Today we have ‘Prenupectomy’ for consideration…”

  12. titfortat

    #9 Lol!

    There’s the slut, happy to be here she just gives it away. Then there’s the whore who’s a smarter slut and recognizes that she owns a bankable commodity and so charges for it. Which brings us to the slutty whore also known as the slore. This bitch will do ANYTHING for a dollar. She has no morals, no bounderies, she will wreck a home, steal candy from a baby. She doesn’t care. She only cares about one thing and that is getting paid.

    This women represents the latter.

  13. Dyslexic Cnut

    LMFAO @ #8

  14. JohnnyB

    #12 funny stuff!

  15. havoc

    These 15 minutes of fame whores are getting old….

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  16. Jrz

    “I did care about him…I stayed with him for three years…wait…what? He fucked a WHAT-star without a condom?!!”

  17. ed

    Relax superficial man. You are beating this girl up like she the first girl in history to choose being with a famous rich person over her normal possibly shitty life. Its a no brainer decision for her just like it would be for most girls. Tiger realizes this and its up to him to keep his dick in his pants.

  18. joho777

    (Jaimee): “I can’t tell you how remorseful I am about hurting (Elin Woods and her family) . . . Screwing Tiger was an impulsive affair of the heart, and I just couldn’t help herself (for 3 long years).”

    “What the hell, it paid the rent for 3 years.”

    “Tiger’s not what you’d call well equipped, and it’s not like he wanted anything freaky (which Jaimee is more used to), so why not?”

  19. Ok, so was she thinking of Elin the 19 TIMES she screwed him after the first? Give me a break! I’m so over the whole “poor mistress” syndrome. This whore made a choice and you don’t f*ck a married man and NOT think about his unwitting wife back home in some way. This girl is LOVING life right now, and can’t get enough of all the cameras. She feels no remorse for what she did at all; in fact, she’s still just getting more of what she wants.

  20. Ok, so was she thinking of Elin the 19 TIMES she screwed him after the first? Give me a break! I’m so over the whole “poor mistress” syndrome. This whore made a choice and you don’t f*ck a married man and NOT think about his unwitting wife back home in some way. This girl is LOVING life right now, and can’t get enough of all the cameras. She feels no remorse for what she did at all; in fact, she’s still just getting more of what she wants.

  21. Kelley

    Fish, you need an editor … typos and word omissions galore …

  22. Kelley

    Yeah ! She’s remorseful … that’s why she’s smiling … right.

  23. Tim Lowe

    This is the worst of the gold digging whores. Someone needs smash her stupid face in!

  24. lily

    she’s not sorry. i agree with #24.

  25. Nazi

    what a fvcking whore.
    i barely comment but this is just too much.
    “if i didnt do it someone else will”
    wholllly if i was Elin I would be hiring a hitman for that low life skank
    If she gets famous off of this im going to be pissed
    skank doesnt deserve the fame or the money
    skank deserves to die.
    if u cared about his wife and kids u wouldnt have slept with him in the first place. hes FAMOUS everyone knows about his wife and kids u should have known too
    or maybe u may have found out during those THREE YEARS u fucked him

    god. go to hell

  26. Kelly

    #26…. RIGHT ON!!!! Couldn’t agree more. Dirty fucking whores. I hope the bitch has AIDS.

  27. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect,” Woods said. “I am dealing with my behavior and personal fallings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”
    http://ezinearticles.com/?Acai-Optimum-Review&id=3381692

  28. Bev

    This is the biggest whore there is. Now she want to fake like she is sorry after she got a chunk of money. She is a disgusting ho and will always be one. I feel sorry for the man that end up with this slut.

  29. Its a no brainer decision

  30. no expression on her face..

  31. Louniece SanFilippo

    These women who chose to bang tiger……….are WHORES! May G-D have mercy on their molten souls…..

  32. candy

    Stop blaming the mistress ho. Tiger’s the one at fault. She’s right, if it wasn’t her it would be someone else,and it was many others anyways. There was a market and she was just the supplier.

  33. Now thats quite a story… whats the talk all about going on between the females. What were they apologizing about.

  34. Judy

    To Candy: What are the mistress then Saints??? There just as much to blame as Tiger. Their all whores.

  35. Judy

    To Candy: What are the mistress then Saints??? There just as much to blame as Tiger. Their all whores.

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  37. It’s high time they all started apologizing!

  38. You look really great. You are truly beautiful..

  39. Wow, why are there so many homewreckers out there? Seriously, its all the TV and movies people are watching these days.

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  40. No wonder we’re having so many problems in America these days…

  41. It’s high time they all started apologizing!

  42. To Candy: What are the mistress then Saints??? There just as much to blame as Tiger. Their all whores.

  43. Well at least she apologized I guess.

  44. Well at least she apologized I guess.

  45. Well at least she apologized I guess.

  46. Well at least she apologized I guess.

  47. Well at least she apologized I guess.

  48. Well at least she apologized.

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