The Whores Are Talking: Jaimee Grubbs apologizes to Elin Woods

The Superficial | December 10, 2009 - 10:20 am

Yesterday was apparently Anyone Who Tiger Penetrated Gets an Interview Day, so here’s Jaimee Grubbs apologizing to Elin Woods while (presumably) getting paid to talk to Extra:

“I couldn’t describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her family and her emotionally,” Grubbs — who got intimate with the golfer 20 times over about three years — tells “Extra.”
But, Grubbs, 24, admits, “If it wasn’t me, it was going to be other girls. I did care about him — I didn’t do it for superficial reasons. I didn’t do it to purposely hurt her.”

Ha! Wow, that’s some incredible logic. “If I don’t fuck him, somebody else will.” I’m going to go out on a limb and assume Jaimee Grubbs’ still hypnotized from the bag of money Tiger swung back and forth in front of her eyes. “You will use crazy whore-think for all your decisions… My penis is like a twenty on the sidewalk… I’m going to put a flag in your vagina during foreplay….”

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