The Wentz’s abuse their child with their dumb faces and other news

December 28th, 2009 // 38 Comments

- Jude Law and Sienna Miller should probably not wear swimwear together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show already. She knows she’s not Oprah, right? Tell me someone’s said that to her. [PopEater]

- Pamela Anderson’s breasts should never be examined up close. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jon Gosselin had something happen to his apartment that didn’t involve him being murdered, so now I regret wasting my precious words on this sentence. [Just Jared]

- Ivana Trump was forcibly removed from an airplane after swearing at little kids which, in this writer’s eyes, completely redeemed the entire airline industry for letting the Underwear Bomber on. [Celebslam]

- Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t entirely bored with Bar Refaeli’s vagina yet. [PopSugar]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend made her lift boxes while she was pregnant. — Why do I suddenly feel a high five coming on? [The Blemish]

- Mary J. Blige and Elin Woods should fight crime together. [Socialite Life]

- Paris Hilton pretends Doug Reinhardt didn’t beat her with the tree this year for Christmas. [ICYDK]

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  1. sharpie


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  3. moshi

    awww, ashley is so cute looking :D


    4 – petes pantz are dirtier then the swing

  5. At least Ashlee isn’t wearing the most unflattering shorts in the universe again. However, her and Pete are still sharing their jeans…

    Sienna Miller must have got a bargain on barf inducing bikinis.

    Pamela Anderson shouldn’t be examined up close period.

    JON GOSSELIN LINK GOES TO PAM on D.S. AGAIN, you trying to kill us?

    Unleash Ivana on terrorism. Actually kids should be on a leash and muzzled.

    Scott Diksuk seems even worse than the Kumdumpster family. They sure can pick em.

    Mary J. Blige. Who the hell cares?

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  7. 7L

    shes hot.
    id have kids with her.

  8. That is a pretty ugly kid.

  9. Sarah

    I believe Jude Law’s daughter is topless on Lainey Gossip. She’s nine. Is that even legal?

  10. Wait a second here… Child abuse with their dumb faces?!?! I typically agree with 100% of the writings here… but not this time. I mean Ashley Simpson is hot, right? Am I the only one that thinks this??

  11. Rough night long

    Is it true before she was escorted off the plane she said: “Ivana cocktail, and Ivana be in first class”…

  12. DANGER-DANGER! Yuppie Poser Alert!

  13. Brek

    Two hommers just got married in Argentina

  14. Freddo

    What dumb faces…they’re having fun with the kid

    I’m no big fan, but c’mon….

  15. me again

    you’re ridiculous. It looks like a fun and loving family just hanging out and enjoying their lives. Looks like a nice picture of a happy family to me…..

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  17. Seeing the pic, it doesn’t seem that they would abuse their child. It seems to be more of a fun time with the child.

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  19. cc

    I can’t believe that talentless shit Ashlee Simpson became rich and famous.

  20. SL

    That kid looks like Patton Oswalt.

  21. gen

    Ha, best headline ever. And stop calling Ashlee cute. She paid for it. Remember her presurgery? Yea, not so cute.

  22. ll

    they look like homeless hahaha

  23. Mercy

    That baby has a rather large head.

  24. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Cute girl. No talent, but cute girl with that scrawny gay little twerp…

  25. Rhialto

    Lol the title is pretty hilarious.

  26. Darth

    At least the Wentz’s are able to show a smiling face.But what if you’re born in a most cantankerous,humorless family?

  27. Suckpill

    Pete has his hat on backwards, whatadumbfuck.

  28. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs


    If I was that kid and those were my parents, the moment that I could handle a gun or knife, I would use it on myself.

  29. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs

    BTW Where’s Waldo? Well there he is!

  30. Kacey

    I wonder…if it’s so cold that they need to bundle up, why the hell does that kid not have any damn shoes on?!

  31. Joe Blow

    LMAO. Could Dick Wentz’s clothes scream “HOMO!!!” any louder?

  32. Mal

    The Jon Gosselin link goes to the NSFW Pam Anderson link….you’ve been warned!

  33. Mary J. Blige


  34. Mary J. Blige


  35. i think it’s theirs

  36. Akesma Diane

    I think that these pictures look just fine, you can’t say you’ve never made a weird noise or face while feeding or playing with a kid. And pete is hot when he is without facial hair.

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