- Jude Law and Sienna Miller should probably not wear swimwear together. [Lainey Gossip]
- Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show already. She knows she’s not Oprah, right? Tell me someone’s said that to her. [PopEater]
- Pamela Anderson’s breasts should never be examined up close. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jon Gosselin had something happen to his apartment that didn’t involve him being murdered, so now I regret wasting my precious words on this sentence. [Just Jared]
- Ivana Trump was forcibly removed from an airplane after swearing at little kids which, in this writer’s eyes, completely redeemed the entire airline industry for letting the Underwear Bomber on. [Celebslam]
- Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t entirely bored with Bar Refaeli’s vagina yet. [PopSugar]
- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend made her lift boxes while she was pregnant. — Why do I suddenly feel a high five coming on? [The Blemish]
- Mary J. Blige and Elin Woods should fight crime together. [Socialite Life]
- Paris Hilton pretends Doug Reinhardt didn’t beat her with the tree this year for Christmas. [ICYDK]
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sharpie | December 28, 2009 at 7:58 pm
wow.
sdfsdfsdf | December 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm
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moshi | December 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm
awww, ashley is so cute looking :D
DEANIS | December 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm
4 – petes pantz are dirtier then the swing
Narcissist | December 28, 2009 at 8:24 pm
At least Ashlee isn’t wearing the most unflattering shorts in the universe again. However, her and Pete are still sharing their jeans…
Sienna Miller must have got a bargain on barf inducing bikinis.
Pamela Anderson shouldn’t be examined up close period.
JON GOSSELIN LINK GOES TO PAM on D.S. AGAIN, you trying to kill us?
Unleash Ivana on terrorism. Actually kids should be on a leash and muzzled.
Scott Diksuk seems even worse than the Kumdumpster family. They sure can pick em.
Mary J. Blige. Who the hell cares?
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7L | December 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm
shes hot.
id have kids with her.
Stupid | December 28, 2009 at 8:31 pm
That is a pretty ugly kid.
Sarah | December 28, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I believe Jude Law’s daughter is topless on Lainey Gossip. She’s nine. Is that even legal?
GirlsWearingMyJersey | December 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Wait a second here… Child abuse with their dumb faces?!?! I typically agree with 100% of the writings here… but not this time. I mean Ashley Simpson is hot, right? Am I the only one that thinks this??
Rough night long | December 28, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Is it true before she was escorted off the plane she said: “Ivana cocktail, and Ivana be in first class”…
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Freddo | December 28, 2009 at 9:05 pm
What dumb faces…they’re having fun with the kid
I’m no big fan, but c’mon….
me again | December 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
you’re ridiculous. It looks like a fun and loving family just hanging out and enjoying their lives. Looks like a nice picture of a happy family to me…..
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Seeing the pic, it doesn’t seem that they would abuse their child. It seems to be more of a fun time with the child.
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cc | December 28, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I can’t believe that talentless shit Ashlee Simpson became rich and famous.
SL | December 29, 2009 at 12:02 am
That kid looks like Patton Oswalt.
gen | December 29, 2009 at 12:02 am
Ha, best headline ever. And stop calling Ashlee cute. She paid for it. Remember her presurgery? Yea, not so cute.
ll | December 29, 2009 at 2:19 am
they look like homeless hahaha
Mercy | December 29, 2009 at 2:39 am
That baby has a rather large head.
AmericanWhiteTrash | December 29, 2009 at 8:41 am
Cute girl. No talent, but cute girl with that scrawny gay little twerp…
Rhialto | December 29, 2009 at 9:03 am
Lol the title is pretty hilarious.
Darth | December 29, 2009 at 9:12 am
At least the Wentz’s are able to show a smiling face.But what if you’re born in a most cantankerous,humorless family?
Suckpill | December 29, 2009 at 10:13 am
Pete has his hat on backwards, whatadumbfuck.
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 29, 2009 at 10:38 am
FIRST!!!!!
If I was that kid and those were my parents, the moment that I could handle a gun or knife, I would use it on myself.
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 29, 2009 at 10:40 am
BTW Where’s Waldo? Well there he is!
Kacey | December 29, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I wonder…if it’s so cold that they need to bundle up, why the hell does that kid not have any damn shoes on?!
Joe Blow | December 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
LMAO. Could Dick Wentz’s clothes scream “HOMO!!!” any louder?
Mal | December 29, 2009 at 4:40 pm
The Jon Gosselin link goes to the NSFW Pam Anderson link….you’ve been warned!
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Akesma Diane | February 17, 2010 at 8:43 pm
I think that these pictures look just fine, you can’t say you’ve never made a weird noise or face while feeding or playing with a kid. And pete is hot when he is without facial hair.