The Wentz’s abuse their child with their dumb faces and other news

By: The Superficial / December 28, 2009

- Jude Law and Sienna Miller should probably not wear swimwear together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show already. She knows she’s not Oprah, right? Tell me someone’s said that to her. [PopEater]

- Pamela Anderson’s breasts should never be examined up close. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jon Gosselin had something happen to his apartment that didn’t involve him being murdered, so now I regret wasting my precious words on this sentence. [Just Jared]

- Ivana Trump was forcibly removed from an airplane after swearing at little kids which, in this writer’s eyes, completely redeemed the entire airline industry for letting the Underwear Bomber on. [Celebslam]

- Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t entirely bored with Bar Refaeli’s vagina yet. [PopSugar]

- Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend made her lift boxes while she was pregnant. — Why do I suddenly feel a high five coming on? [The Blemish]

- Mary J. Blige and Elin Woods should fight crime together. [Socialite Life]

- Paris Hilton pretends Doug Reinhardt didn’t beat her with the tree this year for Christmas. [ICYDK]

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